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What a great idea for a Christmas thread: rewrite Christmas carol lyrics for Grace Brothers!
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"Harman roasting on an open fire
His guts spilling on the floor
Shish kebab skewers being stuck in his eyes
and my delight from all the gore."

Harman got run over by a reindeer
Coming home Grace Brothers Christmas Eve
You may think it's such a tragic accident
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Warwick found him Christmas morning
Face down on the front lawn grass
there were hoof marks on his jacket
and a broken reindeer antler up his a$$
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To the tune of The Christmas Song ("Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...")

Lucas goosing a few pretty birds.
Peacock trimming his mustache
Rotten rissoles being served up for lunch
And Miss Brahms dressed up in all her flash.

Everybody knows some brandy and extra commission
Help to make the season bright.
Stuffed cream cakes and extra figgy pudding;
Betty'll find it hard to sleep tonight.


They know that a day off is on its way.
They'll cherish the extra rest and some bonus pay.
And Humphries' mother is going to weep
To see Claiborne dressed up as Little Bo Peep.


And so I'm offering this little phrase
To kids from Bristol to the Gardens of Kew
Although it's been said may times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!
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To the tune of The Christmas Song ("Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...")

Lucas goosing a few pretty birds.
Peacock trimming his mustache
Rotten rissoles being served up for lunch
And Miss Brahms dressed up in all her flash.

Everybody knows some brandy and extra commission
Help to make the season bright.
Stuffed cream cakes and extra figgy pudding;
Betty'll find it hard to sleep tonight.


They know that a day off is on its way.
They'll cherish the extra rest and some bonus pay.
And Humphries' mother is going to weep
To see Claiborne dressed up as Little Bo Peep.


And so I'm offering this little phrase
To kids from Bristol to the Gardens of Kew
Although it's been said may times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you!
Bravo Bravo ! I had to burst into song reading those lyrics. The neighbors were all standing in the road cheering the Police as they arrived to make me quit.
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Bravo Bravo ! I had to burst into song reading those lyrics. The neighbors were all standing in the road cheering the Police as they arrived to make me quit.
This happens quite a lot in my neighborhood. Noise ordinance be damned. I have a piano and love to sing (even though I can't carry a tune to save my life).
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And soon you'll be walking across the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door

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When the store is open after 9
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