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Old 07-03-2012, 07:51 PM
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This one's from a FF I did,
Power Play. I'm rather fond of it. Humphries does a refresher course on taking inside legs for Rumbold, who has lost his touch over the years...

"... Grab the metal with your hand, tell the chappy where to stand. Up the leg and to the crotch, keep your thumb right on the notch. To the ankle, here we go! Not too high and not too low. One quick tug removes the slack. Put your finger on the tack. Read the number, that's your cue! What's the line at?"
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This one's from a FF I did,
Power Play. I'm rather fond of it. Humphries does a refresher course on taking inside legs for Rumbold, who has lost his touch over the years...

"... Grab the metal with your hand, tell the chappy where to stand. Up the leg and to the crotch, keep your thumb right on the notch. To the ankle, here we go! Not too high and not too low. One quick tug removes the slack. Put your finger on the tack. Read the number, that's your cue! What's the line at?"
"Forty-two," Mr Rumbold said.


LOL!! Classic!!

Forty-two...whose inside leg izzat? Kareem Abdul Jabbar? (my brain drew a blank on a basketball player- showing my age!)
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