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Old 06-28-2012, 07:45 PM
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We've all heard the wondrous Maurice Moulterd-isms:

"When the sky is all streaky, it'll rain for a week-y"
"I hate to bother ya while ya got yer snouts in the trough!"

So here's an opportunity to have some fun. In the vein of Maurice Moulterd, create your own phraseology. Akin to "Our Colleague Has Just Uttered..."

One of my dear cherubs at the high school said this one: "If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead!"

"When Thunder Roars, Go Indoors"

OK...let's have some fun. Poor Moulterd doesn't get enough attention!
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I love it! This is a great idea!
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If the sheep are scurryin' must be Moulterd worryin' em.

If you go in-and-outin' best not be shoutin'
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If the sheep are scurryin' must be Moulterd worryin' em.

If you go in-and-outin' best not be shoutin'

LOL...that's the kind of stuff ya come up with at 2:06 am!!
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"If the tub's a-fillin', Lovelock might be willin' "

"If the wagon's rockin', don't come knockin' " (Classic, but I couldn't resist)

"Spread yer legs, yer breakin' me glasses"

"Eggs, legs, er kegs, somethin's getting tapped!"
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If the sheep are scurryin' must be Moulterd worryin' em.

If you go in-and-outin' best not be shoutin'
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"If the tub's a-fillin', Lovelock might be willin' "

"If the wagon's rockin', don't come knockin' " (Classic, but I couldn't resist)

"Spread yer legs, yer breakin' me glasses"

"Eggs, legs, er kegs, somethin's getting tapped!"
These are very good Sonosun and Mark!
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also my favorite from Mr. Humphries -"When your pulling the chain watch out for the brain"!

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