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Mr. Grace's secretaries:

"We love working for this randy old goat, and want to keep doing it for the rest of our careers."

(For Mr. Rumbold's secretaries, substitute the words "clueless idiot" for "randy old goat".)

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"No i was only the voice on that commercial the face you want is Ms. Brahms,....no...no.. i insist that you go out with her, she's sitting right over there, i will be happy to just take this old man's money instead..."
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"I'm glad you like the idea, Mr. Grace. No; I'm afraid that idea was not mine. A member of my staff thought of that."

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"Do we have to carry the whole show by ourselves?"
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Slocombe: I need to cut back on my trips to the pub.

Humphries: I don't feel like taking an inside leg today.

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I think it is time that I retire.

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Harman: I can actually annunciate and speak quite clearly.

Mash: I have the hots for Peacock.

Grace: I can walk perfectly fine and get about on my own. I just act like a feeble old coot to gain the sympathy of these lovely birds.
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