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"Get down on your knees, Mavis"

"My brother is much better at this than I am."

"My military career was not all that spectacular."

"None of us were as good as Mr Grainger."
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:50 PM
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"My brother is much better at this than I am."

"My military career was not all that spectacular."

"None of us were as good as Mr Grainger."
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Mr. Grace's secretaries:

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(For Mr. Rumbold's secretaries, substitute the words "clueless idiot" for "randy old goat".)

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