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Old 01-06-2012, 08:54 AM
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Slocombe: No, I would not like another drink. I've already had two.

Brahms:
Yes, I would love to go out with you, James Lucas.

Peacock: Please! I am a married man! I will not help you pick out a 42D bra!

Grainger: Yes, Mrs Slocombe, you may use the centre display stand.

Lucas: I will take you home as soon as our date is over, Shirley.

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Slocombe: No, I would not like another drink. I've already had two.

Brahms:
Yes, I would love to go out with you, James Lucas.

Peacock: Please! I am a married man! I will not help you pick out a 42D bra!

Grainger: Yes, Mrs Slocombe, you may use the centre display stand.

Lucas: I will take you home as soon as our date is over, Shirley.

Humphries: I could not find the fancy dress party because I was actually going to a drag show...and I was the emcee.

Rumbold: I actually have no clue what I'm doing here.

Grace: Could I have a competent secretary?
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Captain Peacock: "I love my wife and I would rather spend an evening watching her darn my socks than hit the Blue Cinema Club."

Mr Grainger: "I've given up pork pies for Lent."

Mr. Rumbold: "I have enrolled in a management leadership course."

Young Mr. Grace: "I'd prefer a middle-aged, thick-around-the-middle secretary who can type 300 words per minute."

Mr. Humphries: "I fancy that new secretary of Mr. Rumbold's and if he's not going to tap that, I'm going to have a go..."

Mr. Lucas: "Shirley, I'm sorry, but I really DO prefer Mrs. Slocombe!"

Mr. Harman: "I wish I was working in your department, struggling for the pittance of commission they throw you, as opposed to making bank in overtime pay!"

Mrs. Slocombe: "Me and Mrs. Axelby have attended our first AA meeting last night!"

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I don't even understand what it is we are supposed to be doing in this thread ??
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I don't even understand what it is we are supposed to be doing in this thread ??
To decide what would be the most difficult words for each of the main characters, given their various personalities, to say.

I haven't been able to think of anything good (yet) so no contribution from me yet.

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To decide what would be the most difficult words for each of the main characters, given their various personalities, to say.

I haven't been able to think of anything good (yet) so no contribution from me yet.

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Methinks this is Greg's contribution as to what Mr Harman would have been unlikely to say in Aidan Phoenix's recent fic "A Dream Come True".

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