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Old 03-05-2009, 02:16 PM
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Default Favorite Mrs. Slocombe Pussy (Cat) lines!

What are your favorite Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy lines?

"When you look through the peep hole you should see my pussy lying on the matt, please feed my pussy a sardine"... talking to her neighbor on the phone.

oh yes, the Apartment: "Mr. Humphries, keep your hand away from my pussy!" and Peacock and Mr. Lucas' reaction was priceless.

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Old 03-05-2009, 02:30 PM
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Ooh, I can't remember the exact line, but I love the one when she says that her pussy's hair stands on end when it gets scared
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:02 PM
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great thread!
my fav is: i left winston clinging to the curtains, the mere sight of my oussy drives him mad!
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Old 03-05-2009, 05:00 PM
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She tells the guy on the C.B. that, on her mantle, is a whole row of trophies.
"Aye. And what are they for?" he asks.
"They're for my pussy," she says. "It wins an award every time I show it!"
Then, you hear him wreck!
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Old 03-05-2009, 05:13 PM
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Ooh, I can't remember the exact line, but I love the one when she says that her pussy's hair stands on end when it gets scared
it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:07 PM
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Yes, that's it. Thank you, hehe
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Mr Humphries: "You know, I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calender called "The week of love". It said "Monday for meeting, Tuesday for talking, Wednesday for wishing, Thursday for touching, Friday".....for some reason it'd been torned out..."
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it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.
"..My pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwogg!"

I bet that's something Mr. Moulterd never saw!
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:50 PM
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The ever classic - Mr Humphries leave my pussy alone!
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it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.

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Old 03-06-2009, 03:28 AM
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"..My pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwogg!"

I bet that's something Mr. Moulterd never saw!
does she really say golliwog?!
If so, this is dubbed out on the uk releases!
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:47 AM
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Yep. On my DVD here in Australia, she says something like "at the first sign of danger, my pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwog.".
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:58 PM
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In A Change is as Good as a Rest, Cpt. Peacock is showing the mechanical dogs to the staff. Mrs. Slocumbe says, "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?" I think Lucas says that people prefer the real thing.....that is my favorite!

Also love the one on the CB radio with Robbie Coltrian and the one about the canary Winston clinging to the drapes and Lucas asking if Winston was the lodger!
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:40 PM
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thats a good one, its peacock that says people prefer the real thing
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I've always chuckled at the line when Mrs. Slocombe has her neighbor on the phone and tells him to look through the letter box and if he can see her pussy to drop a sardine on the mat.
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If so, this is dubbed out on the uk releases!
It's not, actually. You just can't hear her correctly becauce when she reached the end of that sentence, the audience was laughing so much that it was hard to hear that last part
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I always thought it was 'like I don't know what" then again the audience laughter is pretty loud at that point. Where does that one about her pussy winning awards every time she shows it come from?
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:09 AM
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It's not, actually. You just can't hear her correctly becauce when she reached the end of that sentence, the audience was laughing so much that it was hard to hear that last part
thatll explain why ive never heard it!
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Old 03-07-2009, 07:40 AM
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I just watched this last night and can't remember which one it is - It is the one where London is under a heavy fog that is coming into the store because Mr. Rumbold left the side door open........Mrs. Slocombe gets off the elevator in a gas mask and says, "Oh, this fog...my pussy was gasping all night" It cracked me up.
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Old 03-07-2009, 01:40 PM
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a series 6 episode i think... :scratch:
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