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Old 10-09-2006, 07:40 AM
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Since members can now create their custom titles at any time, I've expanded the User Rank list to add more ranks, as well as making each rank require more posts to reach:

The Junior: everyone starts off here
Packing and Maintenance: 15 posts (meaning you'll put this rank on when you've made this many posts)
Customer: 30 posts
Canteen Staff: 45 posts
Lift Person: 60 posts
Sporting Goods: 75 posts
Novelty Candles: 90 posts
His and Hers: 105 posts
Bathroom Fittings: 125 posts
Toy Department: 150 posts
Middle Sales Assistant: 175 posts
Hardware and DIY: 200 posts
Staff Magazine Editor: 250 posts
Senior Salesperson: 300 posts

Moving on to...

Mr. Rumbold's Secretary: 350 posts
(yes, you get this even if you are male. If it makes you feel any better, John Inman played a male secretary in Take a Letter, Mr. Jones Otherwise, just make those 50 posts to move on to the next levels)

Which are...

Floorwalker: 400 posts
Accounts Department: 450 posts

Then comes:

Upper Middle Management: 500 posts
After you reach Upper Middle Management, you get the Key to the Executive Washroom and your name in Purple

Next is:
The Heir: 750 posts
There's nothing special about the Heir

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Member of the Board: 1000 posts
At Member of the Board Rank, you enter the prestigous Member of the Board usergroup. Your name is in Green, and you are listed on our Forum Leaders Page and receive our small benefits package...which you won't know what it is until you actually get there Everyone has the opportunity to make MotB rank.

Last, the counts needed for each level may change at any time...though if they do change, it'll likely be because I've added a rank and adjusted the counts around it to accomodate. If you are currently UMM or MOTB and any changes I make cause you to temporarily drop out of the rank, you will still keep all benefits with that rank (e.g., key, benefits package).
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Old 10-09-2006, 06:47 PM
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Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ???
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Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ???


Well, maybe you do need to get out more
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Some of the posts have the dates as 1969 on them. I think Greg started posting here then from his pram. He didn't even care there was no internet back then...he just wanted to teethe, and to POST!! LOL!!
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Well, maybe you do need to get out more

I think you're right....:icon_frown:
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Some of the posts have the dates as 1969 on them. I think Greg started posting here then from his pram. He didn't even care there was no internet back then...he just wanted to teethe, and to POST!! LOL!!
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Oh yes, to create your own Custom Title...go to http://minki.net/aybsforum/profile.php?do=editprofile
and scroll down to Custom User Title. Type in what you want, then scroll down to the bottom and save your changes. Your Custom Title will appear between your username and your rank.

You have a 41 character limit, no offensive or inappropriate names, nor anything that might cause you to be confused with Forum Staff.
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Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ???
I need to get posting then if I want to get to that level and get out of Packing and Maintenance. Althought Mr. Mash and Mr. Harmon always seemed to have more money than the members of Ladies and Gents didn't they????
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I need to get posting then if I want to get to that level and get out of Packing and Maintenance. Althought Mr. Mash and Mr. Harmon always seemed to have more money than the members of Ladies and Gents didn't they????
Yes they did and plenty of it.
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Since members can now create their custom titles at any time, I've expanded the User Rank list to add more ranks, as well as making each rank require more posts to reach:

The Junior: 0 posts (you start here)
Packing and Maintenance: after 15 posts
Customer: 30 posts
Canteen Staff: 45 posts
Lift Person: 60 posts
Sporting Goods: 75 posts
Novelty Candles: 90 posts
His and Hers: 105 posts
Bathroom Fittings: 125 posts
Toy Department: 150 posts
Middle Sales Assistant: 175 posts
Hardware and DIY: 200 posts
Staff Magazine Editor: 250 posts
Senior Salesperson: 300 posts
Mr. Rumbold's Secretary: 350 posts
(yes, you get this even if you are male...if it makes you feel any better, John Inman played a male secretary in Take a Letter, Mr. Jones Otherwise, just make those 50 posts to move on to the next level)

Which is...

Floorwalker: 400 posts
Accounts Department: 450 posts
Upper Middle Management: 500 posts
The Heir: 750 posts
Member of the Board: 1000 posts

After you reach Upper Middle Management (500 posts), you get the Key to the Executive Washroom

At Member of the Board Rank, you enter the prestigous Member of the Board usergroup and receive our small benefits package...which you won't know what it is until you actually get there
Hi Minki: I'm glad I went to this section and read this. I thought I had gotten demoted from packing and maintenance LOL!. This was actually the only funny part about this sad sad day. That is my goal to be a MOB with 1,000 posts. I think I'll just move right on in and sleep on the counter like Mr. Spooner did in Friends and Neighbours. Hopefully someone will give me a poke when its time to get up. Take care all of you and thanks Minki for this site.
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If I see you sleeping behind the counter Sue, I'll wake you and then serve some Coca and cheese buns.
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That is my goal to be a MOB with 1,000 posts. I think I'll just move right on in and sleep on the counter like Mr. Spooner did in Friends and Neighbours. Hopefully someone will give me a poke when its time to get up. Take care all of you and thanks Minki for this site.
Don't worry, we'll cover you with the counter cloth at night

Why stop at 1000? Look at Greg: he hit 10000 and hasn't let up yet
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Don't worry, we'll cover you with the counter cloth at night

Why stop at 1000? Look at Greg: he hit 10000 and hasn't let up yet

On my way to 12,000 !!! Woo-Hoo !!!
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Just 14 more to go Greg, you can do it!!
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I'm getting there...
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Whoo-Hoo! Greg has passed 12,000. Posts that is. Way to go Greg.
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Greg...here's some fun math for you.

If you spent on average of only 2 minutes composing and typing each of your posts, you will have spent 24,000 minutes on that. Divide this number by 60 (minutes per hour) and that 400 hours of posting. Divide this by 24 hours per day and you've spent about 17 full days of your life posting. Makes yah think, doesn't it!
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Cool math Tids !!
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Anybody with over 2000 post should go to JUNIOR!

Too much time on their hands, not working hard enough!!!



Demote them!!!!!!

Maybe fire them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR Retire them to Millstone Manor!!!!!!!

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