one liners and jokes that should have been in the show

[walleye117]

make up some one liner, gags, jokes, and Scenarios that would have been great in the show but weren't.


capt peacock : mr lucas what are you hiding under your coat.

mr lucas : sorry capt peacock, it's mrs slocombes pussy, she payed me to take care of it for her, and me mother was a bit afraid of it you see. so i thought i'd bring it with me for a bit of an airing.

[girlfriendofmrlucas]

I can think of several places where "that's what she said" could have been thrown in!

Miss Brahms: "you do your thing, your way. I'll do my thing, my way"
(That's what she said)

[Aidan Phoenix]

Humphries: (opening a bottle of rum after a long day) Captain Morgan, are you free?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mr. Lucas takes ill and is sitting down on a chair .....

Capt Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, what is wrong with Lucas ?"

Humphries - "My poor Dick is doing poorly and can't seem to get up."

[walleye117]

:lol:Mr. Lucas takes ill and is sitting down on a chair .....

Capt Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, what is wrong with Lucas ?"

Humphries - "My poor Dick is doing poorly and can't seem to get up."

[Aidan Phoenix]

In addition to that other joke...

Humphries: (opening a bottle of rum after a long day) Captain Morgan, are you free? (takes a long pull) Oh yes. I like having a little Captain in me. (strikes the pose)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol:

[Xymers]

I can think of several places where "that's what she said" could have been thrown in!

Miss Brahms: "you do your thing, your way. I'll do my thing, my way"
(That's what she said)
:lol:

[Lily the Tea Girl]

I would have liked it if somebody mentioned the theory of Schrodinger's Cat and Mrs. Slocombe got confused.

[Xymers]

I would have liked it if somebody mentioned the theory of Schrodinger's Cat and Mrs. Slocombe got confused.
:yes: That would have been amusing!