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Tiddles
12-09-2005, 05:34 PM
Here are a few of the Christmas Carols that will be sung at your nearby mental health institution.

Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality or Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia:
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell
You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Senile Dementia:
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and
Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder:
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and
Hyperventilate


:o
sonosun
12-09-2005, 06:13 PM
Bathrobe and slippers? I'll have to be more careful in the future.
Goldie
12-09-2005, 08:38 PM
Thanks Tiddles.. this was great.. I can hardly stop laughing.. I know, I have a warped sense of humor.. :lol:
Tiddles
12-09-2005, 08:49 PM
Multiple Personality or Disorder:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are



:humphries01: "I HARDLY think that's appropriate!!"

:lol:
Goldie
12-09-2005, 08:53 PM
That's great Tiddles.. LOL.. :lol: Perfect!!

These are my favorites..

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and...

Paranoid:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

and the Jingle Bells obsessive compulsive disorder is soooooooooo my mother!!!!! :lol: :lol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
12-10-2005, 05:05 AM
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Is that why I can't ever finish that damned song ???? :shrug: