AYBS? AKA [Archive] - Are You Being Served...and More!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-09-2005, 06:58 PM

Hello my little Wibblies out there !! We are going to have some fun with what I call AYBS? AKA or "Are You Being Served? Also Known As".
I'm going to throw you the title of one of the AYBS? eppys and you give me another name that this eppy could have been called. Take in consideration of everything that has happened in the eppy itself.

We'll start off with "FOUNDER'S DAY"

Lucas The Tucas

11-09-2005, 07:44 PM

MMMMM_____The show I watched last night.

"This is Your Life Mr. Grace"

And if you wait a little bit you will be 80 years old again.{Happy Returns}.

Lucas :mrgreen:

frankdicer

11-09-2005, 08:42 PM

Fanciful Farce Featuring old Fart Founder

Tiddles

11-09-2005, 11:34 PM

Moving this to "Games". This is cute!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-10-2005, 04:36 AM

The Day Of The Octagenerian
P.S. Good one FD !!!!!

Lucas The Tucas

11-10-2005, 06:40 AM

Greg !

:eek: Here you is in top management and you don't even know which department to start a post in ! :shrug:

Thank You Tids for getting it straight. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

YF.

Lucas

Assistant 134

11-10-2005, 07:42 AM

Who Is Rachel Yiddel?

Very Young Mr Grace

11-10-2005, 02:31 PM

Referring to the fast footage of the soldiers during YMG's presentation:

"We Didn't Hang About in Those Days."

:mrgreen:

Very Young Mr Grace

11-10-2005, 03:48 PM

:lucas01: Another title could be "Hiding Under a Tea Cart".

dazzlestar14

11-10-2005, 07:40 PM

Odd Socks and Octogenarians.

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-11-2005, 04:48 AM

You've all done very well with these !!!!! :D

Fight For Commision

Lucas The Tucas

11-11-2005, 06:39 AM

MMMMMM__________Sir Greg!

You talk like Mr.Grace {you've all done very well with these !!!!! :D}
but, the actions sound like Mr. Rumbold {Fight For Commision}.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Greg.....Let's do it again so someone else can get the commission {just don't make us eat the canteen food}.

It was fun. :D

Lucas :D

Assistant 134

11-11-2005, 10:23 AM

If I may, Greg. I'll start the next one....

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

Assistant 134

11-11-2005, 10:24 AM

Dreams of Mr. Humphries

Very Young Mr Grace

11-11-2005, 12:01 PM

"Lustful Crushes and Squirrel Nuts" :mrgreen:

dazzlestar14

11-11-2005, 11:14 PM

The Erotic Nightmares of Mr.Humphries!

Assistant 134

11-12-2005, 07:08 AM

Mr. Humphries, Mrs. Slocombe and a Nutcracker Suite

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-12-2005, 07:27 AM

"Lustful Crushes and Squirrel Nuts" :mrgreen:

:lol2: :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-12-2005, 07:28 AM

"How To Lose An Old Bag In One Week"

Jeff Humphries

11-12-2005, 10:03 AM

"A night at the ballet"

frankdicer

11-12-2005, 12:08 PM

Sauced Slocombe Solicites Swish....

or

"Rumbold not of the Ballet" (Rumpole of the Bailey)

or

Slocombe solicites Humphries: Nuts cracked at ballet.

or

Knock-Knock-Knocking on Humphries door. (ala Bob Dylan)

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-13-2005, 07:48 AM

Squirrel Nut Kin Meets The Old Soak

Assistant 134

11-14-2005, 07:16 AM

Mrs. Slocombe Has The Hot Mr. Humphries

Very Young Mr Grace

11-14-2005, 11:29 AM

"The Personal Ads of Mrs. Slocombe :mrgreen: "

Assistant 134

11-14-2005, 02:04 PM

"'Ole Bat Needs Fairy Cake"

Very Young Mr Grace

11-14-2005, 05:37 PM

"'Ole Bat Needs Fairy Cake"

LOL !!!!

Frank Dicer, your alliteration is hilarious too!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-14-2005, 07:14 PM

"'Ole Bat Needs Fairy Cake"

Very good Rach !!! :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-15-2005, 08:24 PM

Now let's do.....
CAMPING IN

Lucas The Tucas

11-15-2005, 08:43 PM

"Life Under the American and German Airforces"

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"Let's Share a Tent Together"

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Lucas

dazzlestar14

11-15-2005, 11:23 PM

"Transport Strike....Again!"

sonosun

11-16-2005, 12:13 AM

Mr Grainger's Flap

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-16-2005, 04:25 AM

Mr. Lucas Pops A Tent !!!

Assistant 134

11-16-2005, 12:03 PM

"The Many Impressions of Earnest Grainger"

Very Young Mr Grace

11-16-2005, 01:01 PM

'Til the Boys Come Home

:mrgreen:

frankdicer

11-16-2005, 03:29 PM

Those were great....
I especially liked "graingers flap" and "Lucas pops a tent"

Here's some that may popped into my head...some are very similar to ones already posted and to others in my own list.

Twinkle Twinkle little lamp,
underneath you, here I camp!

What's the difference Mr. Lucas...only 1 leg. (even I don't get this one)

Mr. Lucas gets a leg...OUT!

Camp-fire ladies, sing this song, do-dah, do-dah

Mrs. Slocombe puts the stopper in.

The many puffing sounds of Mrs. Slocombe.

Miss Brahms gets it all backwards.

Grace Bros presents: tales from camp

Tenting tonight under the vast ....ceiling?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

When the transport strike hits again, the Grace Bros gang are camping in.

And we'll have fun, fun, fun, when the transport strike strands us again.(beach boys)

A fine and pleasant misery.

Very Young Mr Grace

11-16-2005, 05:33 PM

The many puffing sounds of Mrs. Slocombe.

Miss Brahms gets it all backwards.

LOL !!

frankdicer

11-16-2005, 06:06 PM

'Til the Boys Come Home

:mrgreen:

Actually, I think this should be the REAL name of the episode IMO.

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-17-2005, 04:27 AM

Miss Brahms does things, HER way

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-18-2005, 04:35 AM

Let's try.......

The Agent

Assistant 134

11-18-2005, 07:26 AM

If You've Got Charm, Personality, Experience and Youth, See Mr. Goldberg

msmith897

11-18-2005, 09:39 PM

Sign here, here, here, here and initial here...

Tiddles

11-18-2005, 09:47 PM

Davening For Dollars. :lol:

"Davening" is the rhythmic motions and chanting that Mr. G. does while he counts his cash or adds figures. It's a form of Jewish prayer. And of course once again, a non-PC (stereotyping) moment on AYBS?! :wink:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-19-2005, 04:32 AM

"Madame Has A Big Fat Bum"

Lucas The Tucas

11-19-2005, 06:39 AM

Let's Put It To Our New Boss !

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We Will Show That Jugged-Eared-Twit How To Get A Raise !

Lucas

Assistant 134

11-19-2005, 08:00 AM

Mr. Humphries Pitches A Little Woo

frankdicer

11-19-2005, 10:42 AM

Greed is the word (from the movie grease)

Intrigue on the Goldberg express

Pennies from.....Goldberg?

O What A Tanged Web (rats already taken)

Any job you can do, I can pay better.

Money, thy name is fickle.

The name is Goldberg, Harry GOLDberg!

Beware of short fat men bearing contracts.

The Love of Money is the root of all evil.

Boom, my bankbook went Boom.

To make great Bread, use Goldberg yeast.

Assistant 134

11-19-2005, 03:19 PM

Money IS The Root of All Evil

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-19-2005, 07:10 PM

Any job you can do, I can pay better.

Good One FD !!!!!

dazzlestar14

11-20-2005, 01:14 PM

Pirate Patches and Pay Packets.

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-21-2005, 04:39 AM

Pirate Patches and Pay Packets.
:lol2: :lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

11-22-2005, 07:53 PM

Stud McHumpries Changes His Tune !

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HooRay For The Guys Of Catsford !

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Our Teacher Miss Shirley Brahms !

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Wiberforce's Nightmare !

Lucas

Very Young Mr Grace

11-22-2005, 10:29 PM

Those were great!

BTW, didn't we already do this episode earlier in this thread??

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-23-2005, 04:33 AM

Those were great!

BTW, didn't we already do this episode earlier in this thread??

You're right VYMG, that's when Rach jumped in the game... (Thanks Rach !!! :lol2: :lol2:)

How about ....
The Pop Star

Assistant 134

11-23-2005, 07:11 AM

Bert Spooner: Superstar

dazzlestar14

11-23-2005, 03:37 PM

"The Dazzlestar"
(Because Spooner dazzles us with his talent and good looks!)

Assistant 134

11-23-2005, 04:44 PM

Bert Spooner, This Is Your Lucky Day

sonosun

11-23-2005, 10:02 PM

Not my day

dazzlestar14

11-23-2005, 10:04 PM

Not my day

One of my favourite lines from that episode!

How about, "Struck With Luck!"

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-24-2005, 07:21 AM

"From the Shop to Riches......The Bert Spooner and The Left Bank Story"

Lucas The Tucas

11-24-2005, 07:54 AM

Bert and The FAIRIES !

Lucas

Very Young Mr Grace

11-24-2005, 08:17 AM

Pop Goes the Spooner

Bottom of the Pops

dazzlestar14

11-24-2005, 04:03 PM

"Disco Love...Spooner Style"
:wink:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-25-2005, 04:39 AM

Pop Goes the Spooner

Bottom of the Pops

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!! :lol2: :lol2:

dazzlestar14

11-25-2005, 11:08 PM

"Fame And Fortune!"

or

"Chan-Sun Dee-Aymoor" :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-26-2005, 06:46 AM

"RATT-TA-TAT The Rat !!!!!"

Jeff Humphries

11-26-2005, 10:25 AM

Spooner the star

frankdicer

11-26-2005, 03:57 PM

Move over Sinatra

Jukebox Hero ( ala Foreigner's song of same name )

A new kind of Spoonerism

The Honey-Spooners

Spooner sets sights as singing success

Spooner the crooner

From Here to Eternity (I don't know why...that just struck me as a funny name for the last episode)

dazzlestar14

11-27-2005, 12:31 AM

"Welcome to the Pop World!"
"Jazzing to Hollywood"
"Winner of Success"
"Spooner and the Chipmunks"
"Making of the Band"
"Step Over Ella Fitzgerald"
"Hot Stuff on Stage"
"The Grande Finale"

I just LOVEEEEEEEEEE this episode! Can you tell? I've made 14 contributions already! :mrgreen:

frankdicer

11-27-2005, 01:26 AM

"Spooner and the Chipmunks"

Loved that one, Dazz !!!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-27-2005, 07:40 AM

"Step Over Ella Fitzgerald":mrgreen:

"Filling Ella's Shoes"

dazzlestar14

11-27-2005, 11:44 AM

Thank you Frank!
I like that one too Greg!

"Do you believe in Magic?"
"It could happen to you"
"Lucky Duck, You're A Star!"

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-28-2005, 04:31 AM

"Pop Idol, Spooner Style" !!!

dazzlestar14

11-28-2005, 03:21 PM

"Turn your motor off Miss Belfridge"
"Ferrets in Pants"
"Start at the Bottom, Work your way Up"

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-28-2005, 06:18 PM

How about
"German Week"

sonosun

11-28-2005, 06:21 PM

Tight Hats and Tighter Leather Knickers

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-28-2005, 06:22 PM

"How To Make My Eyes Water" by W.C. Humphries

sonosun

11-28-2005, 06:25 PM

Stewed Slocombe and Boiled Potatoes

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-28-2005, 06:39 PM

Stewed Slocombe and Boiled Potatoes
:lol2: :lol2:

frankdicer

11-29-2005, 12:39 AM

Stewed Slocombe and Boiled Potatoes
:lol2: :lol2:

Sonosun is back on the boiled potatoes :lol: :lol:

frankdicer

11-29-2005, 12:48 AM

German Week aka

Strumpfs all around or sock it to me

get your ausfahrt outta my way!

Bustenhalter anyone?

kleidebugle your way to success.

Peacocks formula: wine, women and song

Air of authority

Autobahn to nowhere!

frankdicer

11-29-2005, 12:59 AM

"How To Make My Eyes Water" by W.C. Humphries

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! a whole lotta smirking going on!! :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-29-2005, 04:17 AM

frankdicer

11-29-2005, 09:15 AM

German Week aka

Autobahn to nowhere!

Good Ones FD !!! :lol2: :lol2:

"Korset or Corset - You Decide."

Greg, I like your Christmas avatar!

Lucas The Tucas

11-29-2005, 08:51 PM

An Air of Authority !

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Blimey! I Glad That She's Drunk or I Would Have Gotten My Butt Kicked!

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Lucas

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-30-2005, 04:30 AM

Greg, I like your Christmas avatar!

Thank you FD, I could do you one up if you'd like ??

Lucas The Tucas

11-30-2005, 06:55 AM

FD...I didn't see that you had___ Air of authority...

All of yours just rambled on and was plastered up three times and I missed it. :shrug:

It didn't stand out in the first part...Of your post.

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:eek: And Greg if his head is like Rumbold's___You will need a bucket of super glue for an avatar to stay on. :lol: :lol:

YVGF...

Lucas The Tucas :D

Very Young Mr Grace

11-30-2005, 08:53 AM

The Prying Finger of Mr. Rumbold a.k.a. "I seem to be caught!"

Mrs. Slocombe on her Back

frankdicer

11-30-2005, 09:19 AM

FD...I didn't see that you had___ Air of authority...

All of yours just rambled on and was plastered up three times and I missed it. :shrug:

It didn't stand out in the first part...Of your post.

YVGF...

Lucas The Tucas :D

You know I wondered about that...
technically, its a different title, but a little 2 letter indefinite article doesn't seem to make much difference!
:lol: :lol:
OTOH...great minds think alike....

frankdicer

11-30-2005, 09:50 AM

German week aka

Goose-step by goose-step

auf Deutsch

Bier Hier

deutsche Woche

Deutscher f?r eine Woche, aber Englisch f?r immer
(German for a week, but English forever)

dumkopf idea

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-30-2005, 07:34 PM

"Mrs. Slocombe as Pipi Longstocking"

Very Young Mr Grace

12-01-2005, 11:05 PM

German week aka

dumkopf idea

:lol: :lol:

Assistant 134

12-02-2005, 09:33 AM

DON'T TOUCH MRS.SLOCOMBE CORSE BUSTENHALTER!!

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-02-2005, 10:22 AM

"Sechts Knickers"

frankdicer

12-02-2005, 01:06 PM

german week aka
Under the table Mrs. Slocombe
or
One more for Mrs. Slocombe

(If this makes no sense see VYMG sig poem)

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-03-2005, 07:49 AM

OK, now let's try......

Friends and Neighbours

Jeff Humphries

12-03-2005, 10:00 AM

"You show me yours and I'll show you mine."

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-03-2005, 05:40 PM

"You show me yours and I'll show you mine."
:lol2: :lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

12-03-2005, 11:28 PM

Just An Old Burning Cod's Head
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Divorce, POOF STYLE !

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The Mystery Bean Bag

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I Like Babies !

Lucas

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-04-2005, 08:05 AM

"I see London, I see France, I see Shirley's underpants"

frankdicer

12-04-2005, 09:42 AM

"I see London, I see France, I see Shirley's underpants"

:lol2: :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-04-2005, 07:12 PM

"I see London, I see France, I see Shirley's underpants"

:lol2: :lol2:

Thought you would like that one buddy.... :wink:

Lucas The Tucas

12-05-2005, 06:17 AM

That was very good Greg.

Lucas :D

sonosun

12-05-2005, 10:31 PM

"Mighty Like A Rose"

"Give Me A Baby"

"Quick Trip To The Loo."

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-06-2005, 04:32 AM

"How to run into a smokey room with a baby in your arms."

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-08-2005, 04:52 AM

"Backside Over Elbows OR How To Get To The Loo With One Flip"

Lucas The Tucas

12-08-2005, 06:56 AM

How To Lie To Everyone About Not Having A Jealous Wife.

Lucas

frankdicer

12-08-2005, 04:08 PM

"Backside Over Elbows OR How To Get To The Loo With One Flip"

That's good Greg...it reminds me of the announcer on Rocky and Bullwinkle

Be sure to join us next time for "Backside over Elbows" or "How to get to the Loo with One Flip"

frankdicer

12-08-2005, 04:09 PM

To Curry Grace and Favour

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-10-2005, 08:20 AM

Assistant 134

12-10-2005, 10:29 AM

"The Curse of the Demon Wives"

Jeff Humphries

12-10-2005, 11:13 AM

"The faken babies syndrome"

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-11-2005, 07:52 AM

"The faken babies syndrome"

ROTFLMAO !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-11-2005, 09:18 AM

Now let's do a Holiday Show this time....
CHRISTMAS CRACKERS

Lucas The Tucas

12-11-2005, 10:26 AM

Now That's What I Call Getting The Bird !

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Blazing Pudding !

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Oh No! Two Rumbolds

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Lucas

frankdicer

12-11-2005, 04:59 PM

Christmas Crack-Ups!

All I want from Christmas is a pair of jug-ears.

Christmas Time is Here (from the song)

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-12-2005, 04:32 AM

"The Secret Of The Emaciated Budgie"

dazzlestar14

12-15-2005, 06:36 PM

01) "A Witchcraft Winter Wonderland"
02) "The Pirate and the Fairy's Adventure Downstairs"

sonosun

12-15-2005, 10:50 PM

Funny Quiver 'Round the Back

A Right Fairy

Not All It's Cracked Up To Be
or
Humpty Grainger's Fall

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-16-2005, 06:43 PM

01) "A Witchcraft Winter Wonderland"

I like it , I like it !!!!!

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-19-2005, 04:26 AM

"Walt Disney's Rolling In His Grave"

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-24-2005, 06:59 AM

"Mr. Lucas at the Hop"

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-26-2005, 01:16 PM

How about ...
"Dear Sexy Knickers"

Lucas The Tucas

12-26-2005, 01:32 PM

Dear Sexy Bloomers

How I Half Fancy You

Mrs Slocombe's Naughty Boy

Lucas :D

dazzlestar14

12-26-2005, 04:29 PM

Lesson 01: How To Flute

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-27-2005, 04:21 AM

"The Many Ladies Of Captain Peacock."

Very Young Mr Grace

12-27-2005, 08:52 AM

"Customer Indeed...."

"Hot Hands"

"How to Knee a Jacket"

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-28-2005, 04:34 AM

"To Catch a Peacock"

sonosun

12-28-2005, 11:00 AM

The Flute Doesn't Fail Far From the Knee!

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-29-2005, 08:17 PM

"Love Letters Airmail"

frankdicer

12-29-2005, 09:38 PM

I kneed you, like the flowers kneed the rain, you know I kneed you!

--from the song by the group America (which would have been popular at about the
same time as AYBS.

dazzlestar14

12-29-2005, 09:46 PM

I kneed you, like the flowers kneed the rain, you know I kneed you!

--from the song by the group America (which would have been popular at about the
same time as AYBS.

Cool! :thumb:

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-31-2005, 07:39 AM

I kneed you, like the flowers kneed the rain, you know I kneed you!

--from the song by the group America (which would have been popular at about the
same time as AYBS.

You deserve this one buddy....
ROTFLMAO !!!!!:lol2:

Jeff Humphries

12-31-2005, 10:00 AM

Everybody kneads somebody sometimes.:lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-01-2006, 07:07 AM

Everybody kneads somebody sometimes.:lol:

Good one JH !!

sonosun

01-06-2006, 10:10 AM

Lucas vs Slocombe at Five-Thirty

sonosun

01-06-2006, 10:12 AM

Betty and Dick Get It Together

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-07-2006, 07:57 AM

Betty and Dick Get It Together

OR
how about
Betty Gets Her Dick :shock:

Jeff Humphries

01-07-2006, 09:57 AM

Betty and Dick Get It Together

OR
how about
Betty Gets Her Dick :shock:

:eek: :shock: :eek: :lol:

frankdicer

01-07-2006, 06:12 PM

Love Grace Bros. style: A comedy of errors

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-08-2006, 07:59 AM

Love Grace Bros. style: A comedy of errors

:sonosun: Love..Grace Brothers Style
Truer than the Red White and Blue-ue-ue-ue !!! :sonosun:

frankdicer

01-09-2006, 02:57 PM

Love Grace Bros. style: A comedy of errors

:sonosun: Love..Grace Brothers Style
Truer than the Red White and Blue-ue-ue-ue !!! :sonosun:

You got it exactly!!! :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-09-2006, 06:48 PM

Let's try...
Grounds For Divorce

Lucas The Tucas

01-09-2006, 07:40 PM

Hot Stuff Edna Bagnold

Goin' In Drag To Keep You

Lucas

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-10-2006, 04:06 AM

Hot Stuff Edna Bagnold

Goin' In Drag To Keep You

Lucas

:lol2: :lol2:

I'm In Drag For The Other Woman

sonosun

01-11-2006, 10:13 AM

Black is Rather Fun!

A Short Skirt To Save A long Marriage 8)

frankdicer

01-11-2006, 05:42 PM

Hot Stuff Edna Bagnold

Goin' In Drag To Keep You

Lucas

:lol2: :lol2:

I'm In Drag For The Other Woman

Hey those were really good!!! :lol:

Kind of a drag....when your baby won't divorce you.
(derived from Kinda of a drag by the Buckinghams...I don't know why
but these always remind me of song titles)

or

Draggin' the line ( Tommy James and the Shondells)

or

Peacock lays an egg...another one.

or

How to keep 2 women miserable

or

"Peacock in Love or What a drag"

or

2's company, 3's a riot!!!

or

The madcap adventures of Peacock of Grace Bros.

or

Peacock: envy of every man....not

or

Peacock has a lot to ACCOUNT for.

or

Peacock: Misery on the Bounty

or

Leave it to Peacock

I'm just sure there are some more in there! :lol:

Lucas The Tucas

01-11-2006, 08:21 PM

The TONGUE BAGNOLD STRIKES AGAIN !

Peacock Screws Up His Love Life

Lucas

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-12-2006, 04:34 AM

:lol2: :lol2:

"Don't Bank On It"

Lucas The Tucas

01-13-2006, 06:49 AM

Everybody just watch me...And you won't be thinking about that plate lunch in front of you.

Lucas :D

Very Young Mr Grace

01-13-2006, 04:39 PM

"Confessions of a Floorwalker, Volume XXII: The Canteen Years." :mrgreen:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-14-2006, 07:54 AM

"Confessions of a Floorwalker, Volume XXII: The Canteen Years." :mrgreen:

:lol2: :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-16-2006, 04:24 AM

"From The Bank To The Brothers"

dazzlestar14

01-19-2006, 04:36 PM

~Dear Old Mrs.Peacock, I knew he was a man!
~Up Your Glasses!
~Oh What A Tangled Web, Again!
~Haven't We Been Here Before??

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-20-2006, 04:37 AM

~Dear Old Mrs.Peacock, I knew he was a man!
~Up Your Glasses!
~Oh What A Tangled Web, Again!
~Haven't We Been Here Before??

:lol2: Good Ones !!! :lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

01-20-2006, 07:54 PM

Dear Greg.....Let's get another show going...Please !

Lucas :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-22-2006, 07:19 AM

Let's try....

Do You Take This Man

Assistant 134

01-22-2006, 02:08 PM

"The Curse of the Dago Basket"
"It's a Bazookie, Miss Brahms."
"One Wife and Another Makes Two....Isn't It Fun To Be A Greek" :lol2:
"Meet Mr. Mataxsis From Pooftoss"
"Always a Fiance, Never a Bride....Poor 'Ole Bag"

frankdicer

01-22-2006, 04:00 PM

Wonderfully witty, Rach!!!!

Things go better with ouzo!

Its all Greek to me.

Broken dishes mark my memories

Greek for a day.

up the Greek, so to speak.

a drachma for your thoughts

Mrs. Slocombe's Gyro.

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-22-2006, 07:11 PM

"Dago Come and Me Wanna Go Home"

Lucas The Tucas

01-23-2006, 06:59 AM

I'm Just A Greek Vicar For A Day !

How To Rip-Off Your Uncle !

How To Play A Bouzouki...With Out Any Lessons !

Lucas :D

dazzlestar14

01-23-2006, 05:35 PM

~Once a bride, always a senior salesperson.
~Wedding Dress Problems? Call Jenny Craig!
~The Bazouki Bride

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-24-2006, 05:02 AM

The Bazouki Bride

Bwahahahahahah !!! Good one Dazz !!! :lol2:

dazzlestar14

01-24-2006, 04:44 PM

Thanks! :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-25-2006, 04:50 AM

"Salt and Peppered Marriage"

Old Mr. Grace

01-25-2006, 09:51 AM

Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Groom

My Big, Fake, Greek Weeding

Assistant 134

01-25-2006, 02:47 PM

"Dago Come and Me Wanna Go Home"

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

LOVE IT, GREG!!! :lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-26-2006, 05:03 AM

At least you didn't call me a bigot. :shock:

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-28-2006, 07:29 AM

Let's try.....

Diamonds Are A Man?s Best Friend

Assistant 134

01-28-2006, 11:59 AM

frankdicer

01-28-2006, 12:31 PM

You're A Diamond In Mr. Humphries Hair :lol:

I'm Mr. Rumbold. No I'M Mr. Rumbold!

Poor Little Rich Girl Lost Her Diamond

If I Were A Diamond, Where Would I Get Lost?

Why, Oh, Why Did I Get Lost At Grace Brothers?

Among These Sequines Is The Real Diamond, Find It! :lol:

You're A Diamond In The Rough, Mr. Humphries

All great ones, Rach!!

If I were a Rich man....

Diamonds are EVERYBODIES best friend

Lucas on his knees with diamonds (lucy in the sky with diamonds)

Three legs are better than two

How to destroy teamwork in ONE easy lesson

Grainger takes the lead (to the staff home)

all that glitters is not diamond

Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but sequins are crap

For the Love of money

What would you do for 75, er 100 quid?

The lion's share...who needs it?

The love of Money is the root of all kinds of evil

Don't just stand there, grab it

Never trust a woman in a fuzzy hat!

watch out for people with criminal eyes.

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-28-2006, 07:20 PM

Lucas on his knees with diamonds (lucy in the sky with diamonds)

My God I love it !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

dazzlestar14

01-29-2006, 12:36 AM

Rach and Frank, those were really excellent! :lol:
Mine is plain and simple: The Treasure Hunt

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-29-2006, 06:54 AM

"Trust No One In Your Department"

frankdicer

01-29-2006, 08:32 AM

For women: How to make a grown man crawl!

Greg WibblyWobbly

01-29-2006, 08:35 PM

"Mr. Rumbold - Very Con-vincing"

dazzlestar14

01-31-2006, 04:37 PM

~"Diamond In The Rough Workplace"
~"It's all Mash's Fault!"
~"Who Cleans These Floors??"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-01-2006, 04:44 AM

"There's a sparkle on the floor and in my eye"

dazzlestar14

02-01-2006, 05:19 PM

~"The Rat Race"
~"Road To Riches"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-02-2006, 04:23 AM

"Climb Every Mounted (Diamond)"

Assistant 134

02-02-2006, 09:08 AM

Can we start a new episode now, Greg! :mrgreen:

dazzlestar14

02-02-2006, 08:57 PM

And my personal favourite: "A Dazzling Discovery."
:lol: :lol:

frankdicer

02-03-2006, 12:25 AM

And my personal favourite: "A Dazzling Discovery."
:lol: :lol:

Hey that's great, Dazz!!!

Assistant 134

02-03-2006, 02:07 PM

"All That Dazz"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-04-2006, 08:14 AM

"All That Dazz"

:lol2: :lol2:

dazzlestar14

02-04-2006, 01:45 PM

I feel like I'm on my way to Hollywood! :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-05-2006, 06:55 AM

Let's try....

The Pilot eppy

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-05-2006, 06:56 AM

"Grace Brothers - A New Beginning"

Lucas The Tucas

02-05-2006, 08:21 AM

The Electric Brassiere

A New Type Of Nose

The Reduced Men's Department

Lucas :D

dazzlestar14

02-05-2006, 10:15 AM

Beauty Belle Beginnings

Assistant 134

02-05-2006, 12:51 PM

"The Battle of Center Display Stand"

"Slocombe vs. Grainger"

"Mr. Lucas Lends a Helping Hand"

frankdicer

02-05-2006, 06:56 PM

Damn the bollocks, here comes the women's department.

Battle of the sexes

Women, Men and Mr. Humphries too!

Night of the long knives....but very short skirts.

Whose department is it anyway?

There's a new display and its a Beauty...Belle.

middle-class cow on the floor!

Mrs. Slocombe comes across for Mr. Grainger

Can't we just ALL get along? HELL NO!

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-05-2006, 07:05 PM

"Solomon takes 2"

Very Young Mr Grace

02-06-2006, 04:59 PM

"Lucas Grabs the Wrong Leg!"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-07-2006, 04:44 AM

"Cats vs Dogs on the Fourth Floor"

dazzlestar14

02-08-2006, 04:03 PM

~"Head Stuck in Lift!"
~"Please Remove Your Trousers"
~"The Fun of Fluting"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-08-2006, 08:07 PM

~"The Fun of Fluting"

:lol2: :lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

02-08-2006, 09:00 PM

Captain Smith's Place

Lucas :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-09-2006, 04:16 AM

Captain Smith's Place

Lucas :D
:lol2: :lol2:

"The Continuing Story of the Blue Cinema Club"

frankdicer

02-09-2006, 10:14 AM

Captain Smith's Place

Lucas :D
:lol2: :lol2:

"The Continuing Story of the Blue Cinema Club"

Hey I was working on that one!!!

"the smooth hands of Mr. Lucas!"

"Fluting and the blue Cinema Club" --- that's what I was working on.

Feeling blue? try fluting at the Blue Cinema Club -- another variation

Get Mack-i-texed

Captain Peacock and the magic flute

Slocombe asks Grainger to drop trou

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-10-2006, 04:29 AM

:lol2:

I like "Fluting At The Blue Cinema Club" :lol2:

dazzlestar14

02-16-2006, 08:59 PM

As it's the first episode:

"Welcome to the Jungle!"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-17-2006, 05:17 AM

As it's the first episode:

"Welcome to the Jungle!"

:lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

02-17-2006, 06:45 AM

MMMMMM_________This escapes me.

Are we now with Guns and Roses ? :?

:lol: :lol:

Lucas

dazzlestar14

02-17-2006, 11:27 PM

Yes, Lucas, we always were: Don't you think this program and that band would go so well together?

Just kidding, :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-18-2006, 08:04 AM

Let's start a new one. How about....

Top Hats and Tails

Lucas The Tucas

02-18-2006, 09:37 AM

Fire The Silly Lot And Let The New Ones Run The Department !

Mrs. Slocombe Showing ______ !

The Wilberforce And Stephen-Backed-Mountain

I'm Very Fond Of Ballroom Dancing

I'm Late ! I'm Late ! I Must Press Button 8 !

Lucas :D

Jeff Humphries

02-18-2006, 09:49 AM

"No hands, two knees and a bunch of bump see daisy !"

dazzlestar14

02-18-2006, 01:31 PM

"These Golden Shoes Were Made For Dancing"
"Robots Rule the Dance Floor"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-19-2006, 06:57 AM

The Wilberforce And Stephen-Backed-Mountain

Lucas :D

ROTFLMAO !!!!! :lol2: :lol2:

I'm probably one of the few that get this one Lucas !! :lol:

frankdicer

02-19-2006, 08:32 AM

Lucas The Tucas

02-19-2006, 08:34 AM

Thank You FD... :D

Lucas :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-23-2006, 04:57 AM

"A Call To Arm"

Jeff Humphries

02-25-2006, 09:42 AM

"Dance Of The Sugarstaffed Fairies"

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-25-2006, 07:53 PM

"Dance Of The Sugarstaffed Fairies"

ROTFLMAO !!! :lol2: :lol2:

Lucas The Tucas

02-26-2006, 09:10 AM

A Good one there Jeff.

Lucas :D

dazzlestar14

02-26-2006, 10:39 PM

~The Many Wonders of Button 8!
~Michael Wilding, We Hardly Knew Ya!

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-27-2006, 04:26 AM

~Michael Wilding, We Hardly Knew Ya!

:lol2: :lol2:

frankdicer

02-27-2006, 11:17 AM

Dancing Daleks invade Grace Bros.

Dancing with the stars....NOT!

Lucas and Slocombe: Wrestling on the dance floor

The Big of her Back! (to the tune of "the shadow of her smile")

Peacock and Humphries: Fred and Ginger

I can't quite place the face, but I recognize the knickers

You make me feel like dancing....an' drinkin'

Greg WibblyWobbly

02-28-2006, 04:34 AM

Lucas The Tucas

02-28-2006, 05:26 AM

The Big Chest Syndrome

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A Little-Bit Of ARM Let Me Down

--------------------------------------------------------------

Lucas :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-01-2006, 04:25 AM

The Big Chest Syndrome

--------------------------------------------------------------

A Little-Bit Of ARM Let Me Down

--------------------------------------------------------------

Lucas :D

:lol: :lol:

Lucas The Tucas

03-02-2006, 07:53 PM

The Lost Sugar Plum Fairies

Lucas

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-03-2006, 05:07 AM

"Mrs. Slocombe, Taken Advantage Of !!!"

frankdicer

03-04-2006, 02:55 PM

more Arm stuff:

Lucas: Armed and Dangerous

I've got to hand it to you Mrs. Slocombe (--Lucas)

Let me hold you in my (3) arms.

Handy man Lucas.

Lend us a hand and arm and ......

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-05-2006, 06:37 AM

more Arm stuff:

Lucas: Armed and Dangerous

I've got to hand it to you Mrs. Slocombe (--Lucas)

Let me hold you in my (3) arms.

Handy man Lucas.

Lend us a hand and arm and ......

:lol2: :lol2:
Early morning chuckle !!!!

Old Mr. Grace

03-09-2006, 03:59 PM

The Granger Glide

The Slocombe Salsa

The Peacock Polka

The Wilberforce Waltz

The Rumbold Rumba

The Lucas Lindy Hop

The Brahms Bolero

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-10-2006, 05:13 AM

:lol2: ROTFLMAO !!!!! :lol2:

Love them all !!!!

Lucas The Tucas

03-11-2006, 08:30 AM

Dear Greg

How about a new eppy please?

Lucas :)

Jeff Humphries

03-11-2006, 09:26 AM

The Granger Glide

The Slocombe Salsa

The Peacock Polka

The Wilberforce Waltz

The Rumbold Rumba

The Lucas Lindy Hop

The Brahms Bolero

:lol: :lol:

frankdicer

03-11-2006, 02:29 PM

The Granger Glide

The Slocombe Salsa

The Peacock Polka

The Wilberforce Waltz

The Rumbold Rumba

The Lucas Lindy Hop

The Brahms Bolero

Astute Alliterations :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-12-2006, 08:15 PM

Dear Greg

How about a new eppy please?

Lucas :)

Ask and you shall recieve !!!!!

The Clock

frankdicer

03-12-2006, 10:16 PM

Hickory, Dickory Grainger

One flew UNDER the cuckoo's nest.

Mr. Grainger gets his clocks cleaned.

The call of the cuckoo!

When in doubt, call the Trixie Trio.

Lucas The Tucas

03-12-2006, 10:44 PM

No New Seekers Tonight

I Always Wanted One Of Those

Dancing The Night Away

Lucas :P

And some good ones from FD. :lol:

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-13-2006, 04:56 AM

The Trixie Trio - Behind The Music

Very Young Mr Grace

03-13-2006, 06:47 PM

"Macaroni Cheese - Forget About It!"

"My Glass is Very Empty" - The Memoirs of Mrs. Slocombe

Lucas The Tucas

03-13-2006, 07:47 PM

Traveling On A Non-Core-A-Door Train

Under The Host Rumbold

Lucas :)

frankdicer

03-13-2006, 08:47 PM

to go or not to go, that is the question.

Grace and Grainger

Like Graingers of sand through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.

United we stand! Alone, Grainger gets the boot?

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-14-2006, 05:13 AM

"My Glass is Very Empty" - The Memoirs of Mrs. Slocombe

I Like It !! I Like It !!!!!:lol2:

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-16-2006, 05:01 AM

"The Revenge Of Mr. Heathrington"

frankdicer

03-16-2006, 10:30 AM

"The Revenge Of Mr. Heathrington"

That's a classic, I like that a lot!!!!

Greg WibblyWobbly

03-17-2006, 05:32 AM

"The Revenge Of Mr. Heathrington"

That's a classic, I like that a lot!!!!

Sounds like a good "Eppys You'd Like To See" bit.
Rumbold is being stalked by a mysterious figure. Accidents are happening all around him to the point that no one in the staff wants him near them or to go into his office. Rumbold is finally thinking seriously about retiring early before he is killed when we find out it's Mr. Heathrington that doing the dirty on Rumbold for the fiasco he caused with the cleaners during Graingers anniversary party.