A Moment Of Classic Poetry From "AYBS?"

[Tiddles]

"On the chest of a barmaid from Sayle
Was tattooed all the prices of ale.
Whilst on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was precisely the same, but in Braille!"


:peacock01: :dance01:

:slocombe01: :roll:


:D

[mamabear197]

Ah yes the wee bit of doggerle*sp. Capt. Peacock picked up!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: "If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampoo'd."

[Lucas The Tucas]

Tids !

Are you ...Teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs...Again ?

Lucas :D

[Mr. Rust of Audio-Visuals]

If you're wanting to sell ladies' knickers
here's a gimmick that's brimming with fun
get Miss Brahms to wear
a very brief pair
and we'll all have a look at her
one-by-one.

[Tiddles]

The Week of Love:
Monday is for meeting.
Tuesday is for talking.
Wednesday is for wishing.
Thursday is for touching.
Friday is for......... :eek:

[torn out of the calendar!]

:lol:

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~One's all right, ~Two's the most,
~Three, under the table, ~Four, under the host

:o

[Tiddles]

Lucas has a good one....about the fairy prince "....and now I must retire.....I would away...but no one's pulled my wire!"


Something like that! :o

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: "I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's mate."
say that fast 5 times !!!!

[Very Young Mr Grace]

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