View Full Version : Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-01-2009, 02:59 PM
Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle
1 hr 40 mins ago
LONDON – Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.
"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates — and lots of windows opened up," witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper.
"The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom."
Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said.
Thames Valley Police said the man and woman were arrested and given a written warning about outraging public decency.
The queen was in the castle at the time, but her office declined Friday to comment about what had happened.
Fun Time Freddy
05-01-2009, 03:13 PM
Do you suppose there was a 15 minute wait for a table at the resturant?
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-01-2009, 03:48 PM
:lol:
Bionic Grainger
05-01-2009, 04:03 PM
:emotlol::emotlol:
Thanks Freddy - I needed that laugh!!
sonosun
05-01-2009, 08:06 PM
Do you suppose there was a 15 minute wait for a table at the resturant?
:emotlol:
Maybe they were waiting for the castle tour.
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-02-2009, 05:02 AM
:emotlol:
Maybe they were waiting for the castle tour.
If it was a 3 hour tour then those two should be given a medal for industry !!!
sonosun
05-02-2009, 08:07 PM
If it was a 3 hour tour then those two should be given a medal for industry !!!
:lol:
Fun Time Freddy
05-03-2009, 04:03 AM
Certainly illustrates the ins and outs of London during tourist season.
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-03-2009, 04:04 AM
Certainly illustrates the ins and outs of London during tourist season.
"the ins and outs" get it ?? "Ins and Outs" .... :emotlol:
Bionic Grainger
05-03-2009, 06:55 AM
I knew something like this would happen the minute nude hiking was banned in the Alps. Nudists are uniting in protest everywhere. Next stop: Nude bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower and Nude Croquet on the White House Lawn. I personally am anxiously awaiting the Indianapolis 500 this month. Takes on a whole new meaning to: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Fun Time Freddy
05-03-2009, 02:43 PM
I knew something like this would happen the minute nude hiking was banned in the Alps. Nudists are uniting in protest everywhere. Next stop: Nude bungee jumping from the Eiffel Tower and Nude Croquet on the White House Lawn. I personally am anxiously awaiting the Indianapolis 500 this month. Takes on a whole new meaning to: "Gentlemen, start your engines."....not to mention "pulling into the pits":lol::lol::lol:
cpl.er...Capt. Joe
05-03-2009, 04:02 PM
Are you sure they were drunk? Maybe the guy was just temporarily possessed by the ghost of Henry VIII? It's good to be the king!
cpl.er...Capt. Joe
05-03-2009, 04:05 PM
I can see the souvenior T-Shirt now: "My Parents went to Windsor Castle and all I got was this Lousy T-Shirt!"
I can see the souvenior T-Shirt now: "My Parents went to Windsor Castle and all I got was this Lousy T-Shirt!"
plus a police record and a STD! :lol::lol::lol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-04-2009, 01:23 AM
You 4 had me gurgling my coffee this morning. Thanks for the laugh !!!! :emotlol:
Assistant 134
05-07-2009, 08:30 AM
Wibbie, was that you ?! You naughty boy, what have you've been up doing? :emotlol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-08-2009, 01:26 AM
Hey .... you only life once don't you ???
clockworkgirl21
05-08-2009, 06:50 AM
"the ins and outs" get it ?? "Ins and Outs" ....
The old in out in out...sorry.
Everything is coming together today! I was watching a movie with Dom Deluise and I hear he dies. I'm in the middle of watching Clockwork Orange and everyone is saying "in out." I'm a little afraid to watch Dracula now.
Anyway, I'm sure they really were drunk. You'd have to be to have sex where everyone can see you. Or maybe I'm overestimating the human race.
larsen525
05-08-2009, 07:37 AM
Anyway, I'm sure they really were drunk. You'd have to be to have sex where everyone can see you. Or maybe I'm overestimating the human race.
:brahmhead1:: "You do your thing your way, and I'll do my thing my way!" :)
- Erik
Bionic Grainger
05-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Anyway, I'm sure they really were drunk. You'd have to be to have sex where everyone can see you. Or maybe I'm overestimating the human race.
I've never been that drunk...........Wow!.......something to look forward to.
I've never been that drunk...........Wow!.......something to look forward to.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Maybe this couple just thought they had something to teach the rest of us - it was all a public service, you see...
Lucas The Tucas
05-08-2009, 07:17 PM
I wonder if the guy ..... was a blond & has a deep N.E. Yankee accent & ting-a-ling knickers & a kilt ? :D
:lucas01:
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-09-2009, 04:29 AM
I've never been that drunk...........
Speak for yourself .... :emotlol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
05-09-2009, 04:31 AM
I wonder if the guy ..... was a blond & has a deep N.E. Yankee accent & ting-a-ling knickers & a kilt ? :D
:lucas01:
I just got back from visiting Windsor Castle ... what's going on ??? :lol: :lol:
Queen Pudding
05-10-2009, 01:50 PM
They just could not wait!!!!! Horny lil devils....
Lady Stableforth
05-12-2009, 12:26 PM
"Must be Lovely being the Queen":smackwrist:
Fun Time Freddy
05-13-2009, 04:05 PM
I've never been that drunk...........Wow!.......something to look forward to.
Wolfman Jack said " I've got too much blood in my alcohol stream"
John Inman Fan
11-16-2009, 05:23 AM
Do you suppose there was a 15 minute wait for a table at the resturant?
:lol:This comment and the ones that follow are hilarious! Stop "Fun Time Freddy" you're becoming too much fun! (Just Kidding)
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