Favorite Mrs. Slocombe Pussy (Cat) lines!

[Talking Ocean]

What are your favorite Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy lines?

"When you look through the peep hole you should see my pussy lying on the matt, please feed my pussy a sardine"... talking to her neighbor on the phone.

oh yes, the Apartment: "Mr. Humphries, keep your hand away from my pussy!" and Peacock and Mr. Lucas' reaction was priceless.

LOL. So hard to do this thread without everyone thinking I'm so vulgar and common, that's what's great about AYBS, in innuendo and humor, love it!!
:whip::moon::censored::emotlol:

[sanna_o75]

Ooh, I can't remember the exact line, but I love the one when she says that her pussy's hair stands on end when it gets scared :lol:

[blakey]

great thread!
my fav is: i left winston clinging to the curtains, the mere sight of my oussy drives him mad! :lol:

[cloggedmind]

She tells the guy on the C.B. that, on her mantle, is a whole row of trophies.
"Aye. And what are they for?" he asks.
"They're for my pussy," she says. "It wins an award every time I show it!"
Then, you hear him wreck! :lol:

[Fun Time Freddy]

Ooh, I can't remember the exact line, but I love the one when she says that her pussy's hair stands on end when it gets scared :lol:it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.

[sanna_o75]

Yes, that's it. Thank you, hehe

[cloggedmind]

it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.

"..My pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwogg!"

I bet that's something Mr. Moulterd never saw!

[Bionic Grainger]

The ever classic - Mr Humphries leave my pussy alone!:fairpussy:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

it from the"hand of fate"- i think it was something like "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end" that may not be exact- but its also my favorite.


:lucas01: "It's better than a burgler alarm is't it ??" :lol:

[blakey]

"..My pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwogg!"

I bet that's something Mr. Moulterd never saw!

does she really say golliwog?!
If so, this is dubbed out on the uk releases!

[Cat_Lover]

Yep. On my DVD here in Australia, she says something like "at the first sign of danger, my pussy's hair stands on end like a golliwog.".

[Miss Humphries]

In A Change is as Good as a Rest, Cpt. Peacock is showing the mechanical dogs to the staff. Mrs. Slocumbe says, "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?" I think Lucas says that people prefer the real thing.....that is my favorite!

Also love the one on the CB radio with Robbie Coltrian and the one about the canary Winston clinging to the drapes and Lucas asking if Winston was the lodger!

[blakey]

thats a good one, its peacock that says people prefer the real thing :lol:

[Red Shadow]

I've always chuckled at the line when Mrs. Slocombe has her neighbor on the phone and tells him to look through the letter box and if he can see her pussy to drop a sardine on the mat.

[sanna_o75]

If so, this is dubbed out on the uk releases!

It's not, actually. You just can't hear her correctly becauce when she reached the end of that sentence, the audience was laughing so much that it was hard to hear that last part :lol:

[Wandering Ranger]

I always thought it was 'like I don't know what" then again the audience laughter is pretty loud at that point. Where does that one about her pussy winning awards every time she shows it come from?

[sonosun]

Calling All Customers. :D

[blakey]

It's not, actually. You just can't hear her correctly becauce when she reached the end of that sentence, the audience was laughing so much that it was hard to hear that last part :lol:

thatll explain why ive never heard it!

[Bionic Grainger]

I just watched this last night and can't remember which one it is - It is the one where London is under a heavy fog that is coming into the store because Mr. Rumbold left the side door open........Mrs. Slocombe gets off the elevator in a gas mask and says, "Oh, this fog...my pussy was gasping all night" It cracked me up.:lol:

[blakey]

a series 6 episode i think... :scratch:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I just watched this last night and can't remember which one it is - It is the one where London is under a heavy fog that is coming into the store because Mr. Rumbold left the side door open........Mrs. Slocombe gets off the elevator in a gas mask and says, "Oh, this fog...my pussy was gasping all night" It cracked me up.:lol:

A Bliss Girl

[Bionic Grainger]

:worship: Thanks Greg - This is why you are the Grand Poobah! :worship:

[Cat_Lover]

"If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening." :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:worship: Thanks Greg - This is why you are the Grand Poobah! :worship:


If this was the "Server of Oz" .. I'd be Oz. :emotlol:

[Talking Ocean]

:goldie::goldie::goldie::goldie::goldie:

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Okay. Here's 7 minutes of Mrs. Slocombe telling you all of her pussy stories....(oh, so hard to write that LOL!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19AQgpsIMVY

[IndianaChad]

"If I'm not home on the stroke of six my pussy goes mad".

From The Think Tank or another episode where the staff is asked to stay behind after the bell.

[Eva]

My favourite would be the one from The Appartment, which has already been mentioned...

:slochead: Mr. Humphries, leave my pussy alone!

:lol:

[minki]

"Can we get on with it? I can't bear the sight of my pussy, standing at the door with a tin-opener in its mouth."

and

"Well, speaking personally, I never have any trouble getting up in the morning. My pussy's just like an alarm clock. Every morning at 6:15 it drops its clockwork mouse on my pillow."

Though any of the pussy lines are great:tiddles:
In fact, you can find them all here courtesy of Crystal:
http://www.gracebrothers.net/mrs_slocombes_pussy_quotes.htm

[sanna_o75]

Her cat is like a dog, really

standing at the door with a tin-opener in its mouth

What cat does that?! :lol:

[minki]

What cat does that?! :lol:

One very hungry and determined one, I'd imagine.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

She has one bad pussy ..... :lol:

[Lady Stableforth]

mine is from - No Sale when they open the store early
"Having a bath at half past 6 in the morning played havoc with my pussy!"

[Sienna]

"If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening." :lol:

I was going to say that but you pipped me to the post ;)

[Dean]

"If my pussy isn't attended to by 8 o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening." :lol:

that's a naughty one :lol:

[Melchett]

:emotlol:

[Miss Humphries]

In Grace and Favour, they find a mummified cat in the wall of the farmhouse and bring it to the local museum. They can't get in to see the curator, so Mrs. Slocumbe, says to the guy at the window, "I have a pussy of great antiquity....."

[missmacinthorpe]

I love the one from Roots?: "I've got a sculptor coming this evening. He's going to do my pussy in clay."

[Lady Stableforth]

i have one where she says that having a bath at 6am played havoc with her pussy!
the gurgling of the tank woke him up!

[Dean]

I love those Lucas looks after her pussy lines. Thats half of the laugh to me. Perhaps if I ask Greg nicely he might post one :)

[sonosun]

I love the one from Roots?: "I've got a sculptor coming this evening. He's going to do my pussy in clay."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I love those Lucas looks after her pussy lines. Thats half of the laugh to me. Perhaps if I ask Greg nicely he might post one :)

Throw one at me and I'll do it up. :D