The "meanest" thing a staff member did ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

What are some of those things that a staff member did to another or a group that had you saying "You rotten basket you !!!!"

[missmacinthorpe]

The way Mr. Humphries was treated in "Conduct Unbecoming".

[Miss Whimsey]

I agree Miss Macinthorpe. "Conduct Unbecoming" is one of my least favorite episodes because the treatment of Mr. Humphris is so mean-spirited.

Miss Whimsey

[Goldie]

In Coffee Morning the way everyone backed off from being behind Mr. Grainger and he had to take the brunt of it.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Totally agree about "Conduct Unbecoming". How Humphrie could even speak to those people again is beyond me.

You're right Goldie, "Coffee Morning" is another one.

[luvtrevor]

Well, technically Lucas's remarks to Mrs. Slocombe could be considered mean, although it usually came across as good natured rather than mean spirited. Spooner appeared meaner somehow towards Mrs. Slocombe, or nastier.

[offthefloor]

I would put Mr.Graingers letter in Goodbye Mr. Grainger right up there with the others, as at the time he wrote he truly meant the things he said.

[Melchett]

I would say just about anything Old Mr. Grace did... like in Sit Out where he cuts their pay or whatever...

[Melchett]

What about convincing Mr. Rumbold that he was sick in Big Brother...

[Captain Peacock's Carnation]

I would say a mean moment was Rumbold giving dictation to Miss Belfridge about why he was turning down a request for a raise. And when Miss Belfridge asks who the letter is for, Rumbold replies, "Oh it's for you."

:roll: :belfridge::roll:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The way Peacock treated Slocombe while getting the promotion to manager in "Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person." I never understood why he was so rotten ??

[Goldie]

In His and Hers when Capt. Peacock asked Mrs. Slocombe to dinner and then canceled when JoAnna Lumley came in, and then asked Mrs. Slocombe again when he was turned down. I thought that was cruel. :|

[Diana Yarswick]

I thought it was mean when Mr Spooner had the chance to be a pop star and they wouldn't give him time off to audition.

[Goldie]

I thought it was mean when Mr Spooner had the chance to be a pop star and they wouldn't give him time off to audition.

And along those same lines, I thought it was incredibly selfish and mean of the others to push themselves into Mr. Spooner's opportunity of becoming a pop star.

[Madam Beryl]

in the eppy "the apartment" when Mrs. Slocombe had no where to go because of the squatters in her apartment and NO ONE asked her to stay with them. They all had lame excuses.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

One I've always hated.

From "By Appointment" when Lucas first comes in with burnt feet then sneezes and Rumbold looks at him and "don't tell me you're getting a cold Mr. Lucas" like it was an inconvience to him. I would have told old Jugears to piss off.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

I forgot the episode name, but it's the one where the staff had to come in early each day because Grace Brothers wanted to cater to the crowds who were on the way to work. The staff didn't like it, so they intentionally upset the Customers. That poor guy at the end who wanted to buy something was really insulted !!

[Eva]

Oh! Oh! I know that episode! :lol:

No Sale!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

So right you are Eva. :thumbup:

Poor Reg Dixon had a fat face, piggie eyes and a pimple on his nose. :emotlol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The way everyone took back their gifts from Mr. Grainger when they found out he wasn't leaving.

[offthefloor]

How bout the eppy Shedding the Load? I mean...the whole having to vote each other out like some knockered version of survivor...and everything they said about each other when casting their votes....that was kinda cruel.

[Melchett]

How bout the eppy Shedding the Load? I mean...the whole having to vote each other out like some knockered version of survivor...and everything they said about each other when casting their votes....that was kinda cruel.

Past it. :tebbshead1:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

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[Goldie]

Wonderful, Greg! I had thought of that after reading OTF and Melchett's posts.

After watching several eppys last night, basically anything that came out of Lucas' mouth about Mrs. Slocombe was mean. :D

[Eva]

http://lordgreg.minki.net/Fight1.jpg

That's one moment I would mention in my top 2 "meanest" moments...

[Melchett]

I just thought of another moment... what about at the end of A Bliss Girl, where Mrs. Slocombe asks Mr. Humphries to take over, but when she comes out she finds him selling a 3000 pound coat? She then does everything in her power to take his sale from him. After asking him to help out.

[luvtrevor]

In "Front Page Story", when Mrs. Slocombe called Miss Brahms a selfish cow, because Shirley didn't want to participate in the Holiday Girl competition.

[sonosun]

http://lordgreg.minki.net/Fight1.jpg

Pretty nifty Greg.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Thank you, it was a wallie that's been on my site for months now. ;)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

How about when Humphries was up for "Employee of the Month" and they staff did a half hearted applause where Humphries commented "I'm completely underwelmed."

[Melchett]

How about when Humphries was up for "Employee of the Month" and they staff did a half hearted applause where Humphries commented "I'm completely underwelmed."

I forgot about that one.

[Melchett]

Even Mr. Tebbs got into the act!

From Happy Returns: "Yes, we all had a great respect for Mr. Prentiss."

[larsen525]

Even Mr. Tebbs got into the act!

From Happy Returns: "Yes, we all had a great respect for Mr. Prentiss."

Mr. Tebbs certainly did have a crotchety aspect to his character. Congratulating Mrs. Slocombe on her engagement, for example...

:tebbshead:: Congratulations, Mrs. Slocombe. Does this mean we're going to lose you?

:slochead1:: Oh no, I've no plans to leave.

:tebbshead:: Oh. [Pause, sotto voce] Dammit.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mr. Tebbs certainly did have a crotchety aspect to his character. Congratulating Mrs. Slocombe on her engagement, for example...

:tebbshead:: Congratulations, Mrs. Slocombe. Does this mean we're going to lose you?

:slochead1:: Oh no, I've no plans to leave.

:tebbshead:: Oh. [Pause, sotto voce] Dammit.

This is one I've never gotten. Slocombe never did anything to Tebbs for this one. I don't know if the writers where jumping the gun to get a feud between these two going or what ?

[sonosun]

This is one I've never gotten. Slocombe never did anything to Tebbs for this one. I don't know if the writers where jumping the gun to get a feud between these two going or what ?


For all I can tell Tebbs showed up as a Grainger clone. Not exactly,but pretty close. There was no history between Tebbs and Mrs Slocombe that we know about yet he is rude to her and knows all about Gents ready-mades as if he'd been there for years. I wish I'd get a promotion at work and already know the job.:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Agreed buddy. With Slocombe and Tebbs we go from "moving" to each other to insults.

:slochead1: "And I thought he just had a stiff neck ??"

[offthefloor]

For all I can tell Tebbs showed up as a Grainger clone. Not exactly,but pretty close. There was no history between Tebbs and Mrs Slocombe that we know about yet he is rude to her and knows all about Gents ready-mades as if he'd been there for years. I wish I'd get a promotion at work and already know the job.:lol:

Didn't Mr.Grainger at one point during his tenure say something about Mr.Tebbs gunning to get a shot at the senior position in his department and that he wouldn't allow it?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Didn't Mr.Grainger at one point during his tenure say something about Mr.Tebbs gunning to get a shot at the senior position in his department and that he wouldn't allow it?

Not that I can recall. :?
I never remember any mention of Tebbs till Season 6.

[offthefloor]

Not that I can recall. :?
I never remember any mention of Tebbs till Season 6.

Maybe not...I dunno, Maybe the heat is boiling me brain :lol:

[Cat_Lover]

I don't recall any mention of Mr Tebbs til episode 1 of Season 6 either.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Maybe not...I dunno, Maybe the heat is boiling me brain :lol:

I feel your pain buddy !!!

[Sir Humphries]

I consider the way that Captain Peacock treats anyone thinking he is superior to be downright cruel.

And Mrs. Slocombe was rather cruel to Mr. Kline in the fur coat episode.

:klein: Mr. Klein: "Please, my wife's never had a fur coat, and she IS in the twilight of her life."

:slochead: Mrs. Slocombe: "In that case, who's going to see her in the dark!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

She was rude to Harman in the same eppy but he got her back with the "My wife says fur coats are common, but it will look all right on Mrs. Slocombe." :lol:

[sonosun]

She was rude to Harman in the same eppy but he got her back with the "My wife says fur coats are common, but it will look all right on Mrs. Slocombe." :lol:

:lol:

[MissRnR]

I would put Mr.Graingers letter in Goodbye Mr. Grainger right up there with the others, as at the time he wrote he truly meant the things he said.

I think that I really agree with that - but at the same time he was not treated in a good way by the staff which was his fault but still...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Which proves Grainger was being a rotten old basket. You really couldn't help feeling bad for him though. :(

[Melchett]

I mentioned it in the other thread, but the whole "joke" from Anything You Can Do about cooking requiring very little intelligence, otherwise women wouldn't be able to do it.

That's a pretty mean thing to say, especially with women present, AND asking them to cook for you.

But it's a mean thing to say either way. Let's hope Captain Peacock doesn't really feel that way.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I mentioned it in the other thread, but the whole "joke" from Anything You Can Do about cooking requiring very little intelligence, otherwise women wouldn't be able to do it.

That's a pretty mean thing to say, especially with women present, AND asking them to cook for you.

But it's a mean thing to say either way. Let's hope Captain Peacock doesn't really feel that way.

Of course he does because he's an misogynistic egomaniac. His opinion of women is a low one because of the way he thinks he can freely fondle them whenever he likes or that they are attracted to him to the point where they only want him for one thing.

[Goldie]

Of course he does because he's an misogynistic egomaniac. His opinion of women is a low one because of the way he thinks he can freely fondle them whenever he likes or that they are attracted to him to the point where they only want him for one thing.

So Greg, how do you REALLY feel? :thinking:

:goldie:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

So Greg, how do you REALLY feel? :thinking:

:goldie:

:lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

This quote comes from "The Nicest Thing" thread but I see a "Mean" thing from it ....

I quite like the scene in "Goodbye Mr Grainger" that ends with Grainger saying "Thank-you Mr Harman, you have been very kind to me."

It was very mean for Harman to rat everyone on the staff out to Mr. Grainger.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Peacock being rotten to Mr. Goldberg just because Goldberg knew the truth.

[clockworkgirl21]

I have to agree about the way everyone treated Mr. Humphries in Conduct Unbecoming. He shouldn't have came back after they found the money. He should have just flipped them all off(or done that two finger thing, if that's the British sign) and walked away.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I have to agree about the way everyone treated Mr. Humphries in Conduct Unbecoming. He shouldn't have came back after they found the money. He should have just flipped them all off(or done that two finger thing, if that's the British sign) and walked away.

Amen Bruvver Clockwork !!! :thumbup:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I don't know if this was mentioned but the way Rumbold cracked jokes about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy being pregnant was rotten. Then so was Slocombe mentioning about drowning the "over 6" kittens in a bucket.

[Goldie]

I don't know if this was mentioned but the way Rumbold cracked jokes about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy being pregnant was rotten. Then so was Slocombe mentioning about drowning the "over 6" kittens in a bucket.

I was so shocked when I heard her say that. :| .. I know I've heard some daft things before on that show, but this was odd.. :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I guess it was nothing to do that back then and now in some third world countries. :shrug:

[Goldie]

I guess it was nothing to do that back then and now in some third world countries. :shrug:
This is true.

[sonosun]

I don't know if this was mentioned but the way Rumbold cracked jokes about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy being pregnant was rotten. Then so was Slocombe mentioning about drowning the "over 6" kittens in a bucket.

It's much more humane to spay and neuter.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Amen Bruvver Sonosun !! :thumbup:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Was just watching "Shoulder to Shoulder" and the part where Humphries and Lucas are on the phone to the customer who wanted a suit but couldn't come in to get fitted. There those two are putting in all this work for Lucas to make a sale and along comes Grainger to take over the sale.

Thank God he forgot to ask the customers address. :lol:

That's called karma ..... :yes:

[Bionic Grainger]

It always irritates me about the way the manageress treats the staff. In fact, all the canteen staff are downright hateful.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It always irritates me about the way the manageress treats the staff. In fact, all the canteen staff are downright hateful.

Shows how "common" they really are. :lol:

[larsen525]

The whole premise of "Conduct Unbecoming." Here were Mr. H's long-time colleagues and supposed friends, all (with the exception of Miss Brahms) ready to throw him under the bus about a measly five quid. :curse5:

- Erik

[Sienna]

My top three would be most things that Mr Spooner said to Mrs Slocombe (I agree with what has been said, Mr Lucas always seemed goodnatured, but it was like Mr Spooner really meant to hurt her), Mrs Slocombe calling Miss Brahms 'You selfish cow' when she doesn't want to do the Holiday Girl thing, and indeed Conduct Unbecoming, which together with Goodbye Mr Grainger is the only episode that can get me crying.

[Mr. Rust of Audio-Visuals]

I'm pretty sure you're talking about one of John Crowley's fanfics.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The whole premise of "Conduct Unbecoming." Here were Mr. H's long-time colleagues and supposed friends, all (with the exception of Miss Brahms) ready to throw him under the bus about a measly five quid. :curse5:

- Erik

This is why I have trouble watching this eppy. Seems totally out of character for everyone.

[Melchett]

I'm pretty sure you're talking about one of John Crowley's fanfics.

?

What does this mean?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

?

What does this mean?

Was wondering that myself. :shrug:

[Melchett]

Was wondering that myself. :shrug:

Mr. Rust?

[Mr. Rust of Audio-Visuals]

The thread was a lot longer than I thought it was-- anyway, I was talking about this:

<b>"Didn't Mr.Grainger at one point during his tenure say something about Mr.Tebbs gunning to get a shot at the senior position in his department and that he wouldn't allow it."</b>

John was a fan who used to frequent the older AYBS? forums, and who wrote AYBS? fan fiction with Grainger working at the counter but Tebbs as a secondary character working in Bathroom Fittings. I'm positive in one of his episodes someone mentioned Tebbs working at the men's counter, and Grainger muttered "Over my dead body."

Edit: And it is in Part 2 of <a href="http://www.thecanteen.com/night1.html">Night Watch</a>. not quite as I remember it, but the idea's the same.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Now it makes sense. Thank you Mr. Rust. :yes:

[Bionic Grainger]

Here are the ones that if I was working at Grace Bros. I would tell them to get stuffed:

1) When Rumbold won't let Mr. Grainger take his resignation back because it has
already been written down in the meeting minutes. (Puh Leeaase!!!)
2) When the gang didn't jump up from behind the counter and rescue Miss Brahms in
the Hold-Up
3) and all the times that Mr. Rumbold took credit for the other's ideas.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:yes: Agreed

[Melchett]

The thread was a lot longer than I thought it was-- anyway, I was talking about this:

<b>"Didn't Mr.Grainger at one point during his tenure say something about Mr.Tebbs gunning to get a shot at the senior position in his department and that he wouldn't allow it."</b>

John was a fan who used to frequent the older AYBS? forums, and who wrote AYBS? fan fiction with Grainger working at the counter but Tebbs as a secondary character working in Bathroom Fittings. I'm positive in one of his episodes someone mentioned Tebbs working at the men's counter, and Grainger muttered "Over my dead body."

Edit: And it is in Part 2 of <a href="http://www.thecanteen.com/night1.html">Night Watch</a>. not quite as I remember it, but the idea's the same.

Aha, thanks!

[The Green Man]

In Mrs. Slocomb's Birthday episode when Mr. Grainger suggests two cianide pills for Mrs. Slocomb. What a meanie!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

In Mrs. Slocomb's Birthday episode when Mr. Grainger suggests two cianide pills for Mrs. Slocomb. What a meanie!

What was worse ? The two cyanide tablets or Rumbold's suggestion of 15 cut voucher's for the canteen's lunch ??

[larsen525]

What was worse ? The two cyanide tablets or Rumbold's suggestion of 15 cut voucher's for the canteen's lunch ??

The two suggestions probably would've had much the same effect. :D

- Erik

[Sienna]

The two suggestions probably would've had much the same effect. :D

- Erik

Yes, but the cyanide would've been quick compared to the slow, painful consequences of the canteen lunch... :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:emotlol:

[Sienna]

Oh another mean thing (hope it hasn't been said yet, it's been a while since I read this thread) at the end of Goodbye Mrs Slocombe, she laughs at Cpt Peacock and Mr Rumbold for being cleaners, while Peacock had helped out to get her reinstated!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Oh another mean thing (hope it hasn't been said yet, it's been a while since I read this thread) at the end of Goodbye Mrs Slocombe, she laughs at Cpt Peacock and Mr Rumbold for being cleaners, while Peacock had helped out to get her reinstated!

I call that "payback" for all the rotten things that the men have done to her over the years. :lol:

[Sienna]

I call that "payback" for all the rotten things that the men have done to her over the years. :lol:

Possibly, but I still thought it was mean when you just consider the episode context, not the whole series. I still felt sorry for Peacock :(:lol:

[Melchett]

Just bang it into the crack!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Possibly, but I still thought it was mean when you just consider the episode context, not the whole series. I still felt sorry for Peacock :(:lol:

I dunno, considering the way he treated Humphries in "Conduct Unbecoming" I think Peacock gets everything he deserves.
Look at "Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person" look how rotten Peacock treated Slocombe there. These two always butted heads. Then towards the end of the shows run they were helping each other out. This is another area where the show got weak. It was best when it was Men's vs Ladies or even the Staff vs Management (Peacock and Rumbold).

[Sienna]

I dunno, considering the way he treated Humphries in "Conduct Unbecoming" I think Peacock gets everything he deserves.
Look at "Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person" look how rotten Peacock treated Slocombe there. These two always butted heads. Then towards the end of the shows run they were helping each other out. This is another area where the show got weak. It was best when it was Men's vs Ladies or even the Staff vs Management (Peacock and Rumbold).

Yes, I do suppose he got what he deserved... although I did like it when he helped out and conspired with the staff, not against them. And remember, Slocombe and Peacock had a thing going on back in 1964... :comfort: I wonder if Peacock was already married back then!

[Melchett]

Yes, I do suppose he got what he deserved... although I did like it when he helped out and conspired with the staff, not against them. And remember, Slocombe and Peacock had a thing going on back in 1964... :comfort: I wonder if Peacock was already married back then!

That's true - I often forget they had a "thing" in the past! :lol:

[Sienna]

That's true - I often forget they had a "thing" in the past! :lol:

That's why they put their initials on that bit of cheese... so no one would ever forget! :D
:peacock01::dazz::slochead1:

I do love militant Peacock! It's the only time one would believe he did anything in the army... :lol:

[Melchett]

That's why they put their initials on that bit of cheese... so no one would ever forget! :D
:peacock01::dazz::slochead1:

:slochead: And the memory lingers...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Yes, I do suppose he got what he deserved... although I did like it when he helped out and conspired with the staff, not against them. And remember, Slocombe and Peacock had a thing going on back in 1964... :comfort: I wonder if Peacock was already married back then!

Well in "His and Hers" Peacock makes mention of being married for 14 years. Now "His and Hers" came out in 1973 so that would be in 1959 he was married.

[Sienna]

Well in "His and Hers" Peacock makes mention of being married for 14 years. Now "His and Hers" came out in 1973 so that would be in 1959 he was married.

I thought so...
:ymghead:He always was a bit of a lad!

[Melchett]

Well in "His and Hers" Peacock makes mention of being married for 14 years. Now "His and Hers" came out in 1973 so that would be in 1959 he was married.

More "trivia to the extreme"!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

More "trivia to the extreme"!

I'm here to please buddy. :lol:

[Lady Stableforth]

now i'm confused because in the episode - "A Personal Problem" Captain Peacock mentions being married for over 30 years?

[Dean]

Not wanting to spoil anyone's fun but... aren't they all fairly selfish characters and mean most of the time? They all say things we would never say to workmates.

But I guess if they were all polite all the time, there wouldn't be much comedy!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

now i'm confused because in the episode - "A Personal Problem" Captain Peacock mentions being married for over 30 years?

Blame the writing. Just like in "The Pilot" eppy we learn that Mrs. Slocombe's name is "Betty" but by the time "Fifty Years On" rolls around, no one knows her name.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Not wanting to spoil anyone's fun but... aren't they all fairly selfish characters and mean most of the time? They all say things we would never say to workmates.


My God, the things I say to my workmates could never be broadcast. :lol:

[Sienna]

I thought when watching Lost and Found today that Mr Spooner was very mean indeed to Mrs Slocombe when she'd lost Tiddles.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I thought when watching Lost and Found today that Mr Spooner was very mean indeed to Mrs Slocombe when she'd lost Tiddles.
:spoonerhead:"We could do a chorus of "Ding Dong Dell"."

[Sienna]

:spoonerhead:"We could do a chorus of "Ding Dong Dell"."

:spoonerhead:I used to play with a cat-apult!

Not to mention Mr Rumbold's puns in Mrs Slocombe Expects. An au purr girl, an impussibility, a catastrophe... I did think it was funny but also rather mean!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:spoonerhead:I used to play with a cat-apult!

Not to mention Mr Rumbold's puns in Mrs Slocombe Expects. An au purr girl, an impussibility, a catastrophe... I did think it was funny but also rather mean!

I thought Rumbold's comments were rude myself.

[Melchett]

My God, the things I say to my workmates could never be broadcast. :lol:

The goats?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The goats?

No but you should hear some of the filth that comes out of their mouths. :shock:

[Melchett]

No but you should hear some of the filth that comes out of their mouths. :shock:

Did you ever try to barter one of them for a pair of trousers?

[Cat_Lover]

No but you should hear some of the filth that comes out of their mouths. :shock:

I'd be more worried about the filth that comes out of the other end. :lol:

[Fun Time Freddy]

Rumbold sneaking an electric heater while the staff freezes. mean. mean. mean.

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

How about how they housed the staff during the quaranteen in "Is It Catching?"

Not only was it mean, but probably highly illegal! No separate quarters for men and women, personal belonging burned, locked in a room with no safe fire exit...

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

And don't get me started on how Old Mr. Grace treated his secretaries!!!!

I still fantasize that eventually they offed him!

[sonosun]

Did you ever try to barter one of them for a pair of trousers?

Greg would never do that. He did try to barter his goats for a girl once.:)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Rumbold sneaking an electric heater while the staff freezes. mean. mean. mean.

Somewhere on this board I wrote the true story of how one of my bosses did this to us.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

How about how they housed the staff during the quaranteen in "Is It Catching?"

Not only was it mean, but probably highly illegal! No separate quarters for men and women, personal belonging burned, locked in a room with no safe fire exit...

I would have shot Harman when I got out of there.

[Melchett]

I would have shot Harman when I got out of there.

:oldworld:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:emotlol:

[Fun Time Freddy]

mr goldberg- burning down a fish shop

[Melchett]

The gang drinking up Captain Peacock's coffee from Beppo's.

[Bionic Grainger]

The gang drinking up Captain Peacock's coffee from Beppo's.

Yeah and I aways did think that was pretty gross. I'd have a hard time drinking after some of my co-workers :|

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Gross .... backwash !!!!

[Sienna]

Everyone was mean to each other in The Old Order Changes, but I did think they were particularly nasty to Mr Grainger, who had done nothing wrong.

:graingerhead: "Good morning, Mrs Slocombe!"
:slochead1: "Drop dead!"

----

:graingerhead: "What, no carnation today Stephen?"
:peacock01: "Go away!"

[Melchett]

Gross .... backwash !!!!

And drinking gin from a perfume bottle isn't?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

And drinking gin from a perfume bottle isn't?

Between the choices of the whole of the staff putting backwash in coffee I'm drinking or mixing gin in a perfume bottle (which was empty btw) I'll gladly take the perfume bottle. :lol:

[Melchett]

Between the choices of the whole of the staff putting backwash in coffee I'm drinking or mixing gin in a perfume bottle (which was empty btw) I'll gladly take the perfume bottle. :lol:

In fact, you prefer it that way if I remember correctly...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

In fact, you prefer it that way if I remember correctly...

:p

[Lady Stableforth]

i thought the drinking of captain peacocks' coffee was mean also, he paid for it and should have insisted that mrs. slocombe and ms. brahams and mr. grainger pay him back.

[Lady Stableforth]

i thought it was ridiculous and mean of captain peacock not letting mr. lucas go to the bathroom, it was that fountain that made him go.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

i thought it was ridiculous and mean of captain peacock not letting mr. lucas go to the bathroom, it was that fountain that made him go.

If I was Lucas I would have just went behind the counter in protest. :yes:

[Bionic Grainger]

He should have gone in the fountain.

[Sienna]

If I was Lucas I would have just went behind the counter in protest. :yes:

:slochead1: I'm not sitting in the loo!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slochead1: I'm not sitting in the loo!!

:lol:

[Melchett]

If I was Lucas I would have just went behind the counter in protest. :yes:

Again, In fact, you prefer it that way if I remember correctly...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Again, In fact, you prefer it that way if I remember correctly...

:rude:

[Melchett]

:rude:

:refuse:

[Dean]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:(