Kiss Me Quick!! Affectionate Staff Demonstrations

[Tiddles]

I did this on the old board....

Name all the incidences you can in which staff members kiss, embrace or otherwise show affection toward one another.

One of my faves is when Mrs. Slocombe kisses Capt. Peacock in her amnesia in Memories Are Made...

:shake: "Nice clean handy pandies!!! :D

:slocombe01: :kiss:

:shock: :peacock01: " :roll: "Ohhh GOD!!!"

:lol:

[sonosun]

One of my favorites is when Mr Humphries has a go at it in the box at the ballet with Miss Brahms. :lol: :lol:

[frankdicer]

Mrs. Slocombe and Captain Peacock in the men's fitting room when he is
trying to get rid of miss Ainsworth(??) More Slocombe than Peacock.

Mr. Spooner and Miss Brahms, come out of the lift arm-in-arm.

In the movie theatre, Mr. Spooner puts his arm around Miss Brahms,
Mrs Slocombe puts her arm around Peacock and Miss Belfridge puts her
arm around Peacock and pulls him closer.

Mr. Humphries stares into Capt Peacocks eyes after the display unit rubs his rump!

Mrs Slocombe and Humphries in the Apartment when she is laying on his lap.

Staff members declaring their affection for each other, by order.
I like you too Cuthbert.

Described not seen....
Lucas gave Miss Brahms a peck on the neck....in BB when she get the Measles.

Captain Peacock held Mr. Rumbold's secretary's hand under the table in OWATW

ahem....Captain Peacocks Blowtickling!!!



And of course if leering and slightly objectionable behavior is included,
then Lucas Mash and Peacock have all patted nether regions and
looked with desire upon the fair maidens of AYBS.

[Old Mr. Grace]

Miss Belfridge gives Mr. Humphries a big kiss is "Conduct Unbecoming."

[Old Mr. Grace]

My favorite is the kiss that Mr. Harman gives Mrs. Slocombe in "Take-over" when they are pretending to be board members.

[Tiddles]

My favorite is the kiss that Mr. Harman gives Mrs. Slocombe in "Take-over" when they are pretending to be board members.

"If your Deddy does that again he'll get a BELT ROUND THE MOOSH!" :slocombe01:

:lol:

[frankdicer]

Miss Belfridge gives Mr. Humphries a big kiss is "Conduct Unbecoming."

That's the second time I wished I was Mr. Humphries :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrs. Slocombe and Captain Peacock in the men's fitting room when he is
trying to get rid of miss Ainsworth(??) More Slocombe than Peacock.


Miss Bagnold of Accounts :wink:

[Tiddles]

Ah...how about when Harman pats Mr. H.'s tushie in Fire Practice (?) and Mr. H. says

":humphries01: You wait 'til you're ASKED! :roll: "


And then there's Mrs. Slocombe becomming unintentionally frisky with Mr. H. with her big toe in the water bed in Is It Catching. :o

[Very Young Mr Grace]

I forgot the episode title, but Mr. Lucas takes Miss Brahms in his arms while making fun of Captain Peacock. Mr. Humphries tries to warn Lucas but Peacock catches him.

Mr. Lucas - "Mind you, Capt Peacock, we only do that because we know what a good sport you are!"



Or something like that....

[Lord_Stableforth]

I can't remember the episode, but it is one of the very early ones. Mr. Lucas gooses Mr. Humphries bum.

I always thought that Humphries and Lucas made a cute couple, though. :wink:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I can't remember the episode, but it is one of the very early ones. Mr. Lucas gooses Mr. Humphries bum.

I always thought that Humphries and Lucas made a cute couple, though. :wink:

Dear Sexy Knickers

I love that scene !!!

[frankdicer]

The Hold UP:

Miss Brahms kisses Mr. Humphries aka Terrible Tony (full on the mouth)
just before TT is lowered by rope from the roof.
Mr. Humphries says, "don't get carried away with your part".

That's the fourth time I wished I was Mr. Humphries, greg!

[dazzlestar14]

How about in "Calling All Customers" when Mrs.Slocombe and dreamy Mr.Spooner did 'fake' kisses close to the microphone. I always wish I could be Mrs.Slocombe at that point.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The Hold UP:

Miss Brahms kisses Mr. Humphries aka Terrible Tony (full on the mouth)
just before TT is lowered by rope from the roof.
Mr. Humphries says, "don't get carried away with your part".

That's the fourth time I wished I was Mr. Humphries, greg!
:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

How about in "Calling All Customers" when Mrs.Slocombe and dreamy Mr.Spooner did 'fake' kisses close to the microphone. I always wish I could be Mrs.Slocombe at that point.

Humphries even gets involved there... :lol:

[Tiddles]

The Hold UP:

Miss Brahms kisses Mr. Humphries aka Terrible Tony!

Italian Tony, The Tooting Terror. :wink:

[frankdicer]

The Hold UP:

Miss Brahms kisses Mr. Humphries aka Terrible Tony!

Italian Tony, The Tooting Terror. :wink:

yeah, that's what I meant :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I love it when he tells her "Not to get carried away with her part." :lol2:

[sonosun]

Miss Brahms kisses Mr. Humphries aka Terrible Tony!

With even a little garlic Italian Tony the TooTin' Terror would be Terrible.:lol2::lol2:

[msmith897]

I always like when Ms. Slocombe's cat is missing and she and Mr. Humphries are talking in thecanteen about how much their phone calls at night mean to each other. I know they mean more to her, but he is really genuine to her as well. It's touching.

[Tiddles]

I always like when Ms. Slocombe's cat is missing and she and Mr. Humphries are talking in thecanteen about how much their phone calls at night mean to each other. I know they mean more to her, but he is really genuine to her as well. It's touching.

Indeed! I love that scene. They were really quite good pals, when you think about it. The Humphries character added some softness and sweetness to the show. Here we go with the "balancing act" that is good situation comedy again. The other characters had their moments of kindness....but Mr. H. really wanted to please everyone, and he had a knack for proper deportment and just the right way to say something without being too overbearing or hurtful. Hence Mr. Rust's chosing him to drop the hints about bald heads, big ears, common voices, and wrinkles in Shangri-La!!

[msmith897]

Yes poor thing he never wanted any of those jobs. I suppose it comes from his good upbringing from his mother ya know.

[Dean]

Ah...how about when Harman pats Mr. H.'s tushie in Fire Practice (?) and Mr. H. says

":humphries01: You wait 'til you're ASKED! :roll: "

I always enjoy that line - I love to imagine Mr Humphries going up to Mr Harman and asking him "please pat my bottom..."

[minki]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe: the scene at the ballet with Mr. Humphries and Miss Brahms--he finally succumbs to her knee-rubbing Quite unexpected :)