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Melchett
03-25-2008, 10:45 AM
It's been awhile, so here goes! Add one line per post about the character. This time, it's Mr. Mash! Here's a starter:

Learned how to use soap and an onion in the Army.
LovelyMissShirleyBrahms
03-25-2008, 11:51 AM
He has special abilities in puns and speech making.
larsen525
03-25-2008, 01:33 PM
Usually gets a lady's attention by sneaking up behind her and going "Way-hey!!" :brow:

- Erik
Tiddles
03-25-2008, 06:05 PM
Likes to get up close and personal with the female display dummies--scrubbing them up and taking them for clandestine rides on the lift. :D
Captain Peacock's Carnation
03-25-2008, 07:38 PM
Has a vivid imagination where Mae West is concerned! :mashhead:
Tiddles
03-25-2008, 08:05 PM
In "New Look" he delivered this hilarious one-liner:

"Get your foot off my pipe." :mashhead:
offthefloor
03-25-2008, 08:36 PM
has been known to wear a bra on his head at times
Greg WibblyWobbly
03-26-2008, 02:50 AM
Is as "common as muck".
Evey
03-26-2008, 04:32 AM
Would deliver a couple of 'under the counter cocoas' to the Gents department during chilly weather. ;)
Lucas The Tucas
03-26-2008, 05:35 AM
If you are playing in a band.

He'll have you some BEER, behind the piano, so you can serve yourself.




:lucas01:
LovelyMissShirleyBrahms
03-26-2008, 06:31 AM
His hobbie is going down Speaker's corner Hyde Park.
Diana Yarswick
03-26-2008, 10:45 AM
He gives raspberry lessons to Captain Peacock.
Lucas The Tucas
03-26-2008, 06:36 PM
Diana wrote ..... He gives raspberry lessons to Captain Peacock.


__________________________________________________ ___________

He won't let Captain Peacock, vote with out his union book. :D






:lucas01:
Tiddles
03-26-2008, 07:05 PM
Gets cheeky and refers to his lowly status when asked to leave the floor.

:peacock01::mashhead:
Oh, That DOES Suit Madam!
03-26-2008, 10:25 PM
Can afford a vacation in the Seychelles to look at girls in grass skirts (sea-shells)
Greg WibblyWobbly
03-27-2008, 03:05 AM
Makes more money by not being Middle Classed.
luvtrevor
03-27-2008, 03:46 AM
Doesn't think twice about answering the phone in the Boardroom!
Melchett
03-27-2008, 11:19 AM
Can afford a vacation in the Seychelles to look at girls in grass skirts (sea-shells)

And will leave the wife and bring the lawnmower!
Diana Yarswick
03-27-2008, 01:05 PM
Doesn't think twice about answering the phone in the Boardroom!

Who Flung's Chinese Restaurant
LovelyMissShirleyBrahms
03-27-2008, 03:35 PM
He's 5 feet 5 inches tall.
Greg WibblyWobbly
03-28-2008, 04:24 PM
And will leave the wife and bring the lawnmower!

Has never seen coconuts that size .... :brow: :lol:
Diana Yarswick
03-29-2008, 09:08 AM
His soup kitchen has a very small dining area.
Greg WibblyWobbly
03-30-2008, 07:07 AM
Is "Nobody"

:slochead:"True ...."
Sir Humphries
04-01-2008, 01:25 PM
Tends to enjoy his canteen meals too much...
Melchett
04-02-2008, 12:12 PM
Tends to enjoy his canteen meals too much...

Doesn't "go slow" when eating apple crumble.
Greg WibblyWobbly
04-04-2008, 03:02 AM
Pimps his wife out to the neighbours for a look when her arms got stuck over her head getting out of the bath and accidentally put hairspray on for underarm deodorant.
daft boy
04-04-2008, 07:25 PM
Used wood alcohol to light the Christmas Pudding :eek:
Lucas The Tucas
04-05-2008, 06:41 AM
D.B.

He was dinking out of the bottle.

It was most likely brandy or some other sprits. :D


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Greg WibblyWobbly
04-05-2008, 09:11 AM
Used wood alcohol to light the Christmas Pudding :eek:

And now has to wait till next year to get it right. :lol:
sonosun
06-21-2008, 09:08 PM
Bump it up!:)
John Inman Fan
09-23-2009, 06:08 AM
Represents the best interests of the regular floor workers.
Lady Stableforth
09-23-2009, 07:38 AM
worked at Grace Bros. for 35 years and was able to get extra in his pay packet.