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Assistant 134
07-29-2005, 05:05 PM
Let's pretend that we work for the Garment factory that makes Grace Brothers knickers, keeping in mind that children from time to time might browse this board, let's make up some sayings suitable for the young to read but get the message acrossed or use your favorite mentioned of the show.
Assistant 134
07-29-2005, 05:10 PM
Place Hands Here (Front of garment points down) :eyebrows: :wink:
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-29-2005, 05:44 PM
put on the butt of men's underwear....

Fruit of the Fumes
frankdicer
07-29-2005, 11:25 PM
Miss Brahms already had the definitive novelty notion quote....
In case of Emergency....Pull Down!!! on the naughty knickers her boyfriend bought her that she said she wouldn't wear.


But OTOH, I think most of the AYBS quentisenntial quote work quite nicely....

I'm Free!!

And I am unanimous in this!

I'm semi-detached

You've ALL done very well...

Something about an inside leg.

Don't worry they'll ride up with wear. (or in this case DOWN)

Any of the Pussy jokes.

Captain Peacock what is the reason for your proximity!

And Lastly.....GET STUFFED!!!!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-30-2005, 01:13 AM
Or how about " Take My Inside Leg ??? "
frankdicer
07-30-2005, 12:16 PM
Or how about " Take My Inside Leg ??? "

THat's probably better than if you reversed the last 2 words, huh???
Assistant 134
07-30-2005, 01:45 PM
"For A Good Time, Pull Down" :wink:
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-30-2005, 05:25 PM
Or how about " Take My Inside Leg ??? "

THat's probably better than if you reversed the last 2 words, huh??? :eek: :shock: :eek:
sonosun
07-30-2005, 06:02 PM
If you can read this you're too close.
Assistant 134
07-31-2005, 06:50 AM
(on a pair of Y-Fronts) "Merry Christmas, Darlin'! Present's Inside" :shock: :eek:
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-31-2005, 06:58 AM
(on a pair of Y-Fronts) "Merry Christmas, Darlin'! Present's Inside" :shock: :eek:

Don't Open Till X-Mas
Assistant 134
07-31-2005, 07:01 AM
Open All Hours
Assistant 134
07-31-2005, 11:13 AM
I'm Hot For You
frankdicer
07-31-2005, 02:01 PM
A Busch beer slogan....

If you like our Mountains, you'll really like our Busch!!
frankdicer
07-31-2005, 02:16 PM
Another AYBS quote used for personalizing Men's robe
Little Things Mean a Lot

Burger King slogan
Have it your way!

Pizza Delivery slogan
30 minutes or less or its free :eek:


If you can read this, its your lucky day.

Lee Iococa's Chrysler quote from the 80's
If you can find a better deal...buy it!

Another car ad
This is not your father's Oldsmobile

Authorized Use ONLY!!!!

You've got to be kidding!!

Not even if your dad was Bill Gates!!!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-31-2005, 05:37 PM
If you can read this, its your lucky day.

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!! :lol2: :lol2:
Assistant 134
08-01-2005, 05:18 AM
This is for cats, but it will work for this thread.....

If Your Pussy's In The Mood, Have It Clipped and Then Shampooed
Pamela
08-01-2005, 07:37 AM
GOING DOWN!
frankdicer
08-01-2005, 07:37 AM
If you can read this.....I must be drunk!
wolf_fire186
08-01-2005, 08:12 AM
You guys are all nuts!!! AND NAUGHTY!!!!



ROTFLMAO :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Assistant 134
08-01-2005, 08:36 AM
'Ole
Very Young Mr Grace
08-01-2005, 09:53 PM
**Press here for an operator.**

**Crack Attack!**

**Bum Patrol**
frankdicer
08-02-2005, 08:09 AM
If you can read this, you are too close!!!
sonosun
08-02-2005, 08:40 AM
If you can read this, you are too close!!!


I finally decided to post in this thread and frankdicer has pinched me at the post. I'll have to think up my own.
Assistant 134
08-02-2005, 09:03 AM
I finally decided to post in this thread and frankdicer has pinched me at the post. I'll have to think up my own.

Sonosun, I'm sure you can think of something else.

(On the back of both knickers and Y-fronts)
My Butt Itches
sonosun
08-02-2005, 09:14 AM
STOP! Before You Break My Heart
frankdicer
08-02-2005, 08:20 PM
on a guys y-fronts...

Oh, I wish I was in Dixie.....is your name Dixie????
sonosun
08-02-2005, 09:38 PM
My Heart Belongs To Mr Lucas
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-03-2005, 01:09 AM
on a guys y-fronts...

Oh, I wish I was in Dixie.....is your name Dixie????

OMG !!!!!! :eek: :shock: :eek:
Assistant 134
08-03-2005, 06:17 AM
It's Straight Up 6, Whose Gonna Let My Pussy Out!
frankdicer
08-03-2005, 07:23 AM
So many men, so little time!

Who let the Dogs out?

Fragile

Handle with Care

Martha Stewart, eat your heart out!

So, you think you got lead in your pencil, eh?

Let me get these off, and I'll show you a cheeky monkey!

Use both hands!

Are you my father?

Whatever you say, Vicker.

I'm not THAT common.

Dangerous curves ahead.

Count to ten and close your eyes, and I'll give you a big surprise!

Has it been 6 beers already?
sonosun
08-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Handle With Care

If You break It You Bought It
frankdicer
08-03-2005, 03:09 PM
Handle With Care

If You break It You Bought It

Reminds me of an in store placard in the 60's

Pretty to look at, nice to hold.
But if you break it.....its sold!!!

softa fits at that....thanks sonosun for reminding me!
sonosun
08-03-2005, 03:38 PM
Handle With Care

If You break It You Bought It

Reminds me of an in store placard in the 60's

Pretty to look at, nice to hold.
But if you break it.....its sold!!!

softa fits at that....thanks sonosun for reminding me!

My pleasure pardner!
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-03-2005, 05:51 PM
A pair of Men's Whitie Tighties with a Magnifying Glass on the front.
Pamela
08-04-2005, 05:38 AM
A pair of Men's Whitie Tighties with a Magnifying Glass on the front.
:lol:
Mr. Harmon
08-04-2005, 09:27 AM
Ladies, to properly say no, you must speak a man's language:
Printed in white letters across a BLUE pair of knickers "invalid page fault in module Kernel32.dll"

LEFT.....DEAD CENTER.....RIGHT
Take your pick and kiss my

Written on the waistband: LOOK NO FURTHER!
and just underneith: (Cause this is all your going to see)

Plenty of room up top.
wolf_fire186
08-04-2005, 01:48 PM
A pair of Men's Whitie Tighties with a Magnifying Glass on the front.



:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Ladies, to properly say no, you must speak a man's language:
Printed in white letters across a BLUE pair of knickers "invalid page fault in module Kernel32.dll"

:lol2: :lol2:
frankdicer
08-04-2005, 06:51 PM
Ladies, to properly say no, you must speak a man's language:
Printed in white letters across a BLUE pair of knickers "invalid page fault in module Kernel32.dll"



That's geek to me!!!
dazzlestar14
08-04-2005, 06:55 PM
LOL, I have absoultely no idea what that means, but it sounds funny!
Assistant 134
08-05-2005, 06:24 AM
"I'm Willin' For a Shillin'"
Dick
08-05-2005, 07:05 PM
You'll find they'll ride down with wear.

Dick
frankdicer
08-05-2005, 10:02 PM
"I'm Willin' For a Shillin'"


I wonder if Mavis would like a pair????
msmith897
08-25-2005, 11:30 AM
I have two and I'm very proud of them both! :P

1 - It's name is Tiddles

2 - You pull my cracker and I'll pull yours

:lol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-25-2005, 03:21 PM
:o :shock: :o :shock:
Tiddles
08-26-2005, 11:46 AM
I feel that many of these entries are getting a little on the risque side...drifting into material not appropriate for a "family site." I've edited some posts to reflect this, and this thread's now retired.