"Are you free?" - best alternative response

[larsen525]

What's everyone's favorite alternative response to "Are you free?" (By "alternative," I mean something other than simply "I'm free!" or variations thereof.)

My favorite is Mr. Lucas' "You do seem to have caught me in the middle of nothing."

- Erik

[cloggedmind]

Easy.
Humphries yells, "I'm NOT free!"

[Melchett]

Peacock: "Of course I'm free. We're shut!"

[Tiddles]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Well...I am not exactly FREE. But for you...a discount could be applied?" :slochead:

[Captain Peacock's Carnation]

Mr. Grainger, "No, I'm brim steaming." :graingerhead::lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: "No Capt. Peacock, This lady is looking for something large in Y-Fronts."

[madeinengland]

I'm very sorry, Captain Peacock, I'm just off the the staff bog (Mr Grainger).

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Easy.
Humphries yells, "I'm NOT free!"

I concur. I think this one is my favorite, and I am unanimous in that.
(Even though it really gets up my nose when they catch him and all gang up on him.)

[Cat_Lover]

Captain Peacock, I am not free. I must go and spend a penny. :graingerhead:

[minki]

What's everyone's favorite alternative response to "Are you free?" (By "alternative," I mean something other than simply "I'm free!" or variations thereof.)

My favorite is Mr. Lucas' "You do seem to have caught me in the middle of nothing."

- Erik

That one's my favorite too :)

[Sir Humphries]

There are so many to pick from.

:lucas01: "As free as air..."

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:slochead: "Oh, Miss Brahms?"

:brahmhead1:"Oh hang on."
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:peacock01:"Mr. Lucas... chop, chop."
:lucas01:"I beg your pardon, Captain Peacock?!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I do like the "As free as air" one !!! :D

[froggie]

come on guys,

"mr humphries, are you free?"
"not at the moment, captain peacock"
"a man here wishes to try on a dress"
"i'm free!"


"its for a fancy dress party"
"ooh yes.... thats what they all say"

[Diana Yarswick]

come on guys,

"mr humphries, are you free?"
"not at the moment, captain peacock"
"a man here wishes to try on a dress"
"i'm free!"


"its for a fancy dress party"
"ooh yes.... thats what they all say"

One of my favourites :lol:

[froggie]

"she's busy flogging a titfer" (cute smile)

"of course i do, you silly bitch!"

"mr humphries?... LUCAS!...thank heaven for that!"

[jug_ears_08]

Captain Peacock : "Are you free Mr Grainger?"
Mr Grainger: "Sorry, Capt. Peacock but I'm brim steaming"

[jug_ears_08]

One of my favourites is:
Capt. Peacock: Are you free Mr Lucas
Mr Lucas: We am free now, mind you in two minutes i wont be free
Capt. Peacock: Why not Mr Lucas
Mr Lucas: Its my coffee break
Capt. Peacock: It will NOT be anybodys coffee break until I say so!

[Diana Yarswick]

OMG: I'm freeeee