View Full Version : Character Studies - Mr. Humphries
Melchett
07-18-2007, 01:04 PM
Ok, it's time for the grand-daddy of them all... presenting: Mr. Humphries! As usual, add one line per post about the character. Here's mine:
Lives with his mother!
LovelyMissShirleyBrahms
07-18-2007, 02:43 PM
A wonderful ballet dancer. :)
larsen525
07-18-2007, 04:31 PM
Is known for (among other things) his distinctive walk.
Tiddles
07-18-2007, 05:07 PM
Was in the navy. For a week or two! :pirate:
Sir Humphries
07-18-2007, 06:55 PM
Likes to put his slippers in the oven on Regulo 2.
Lucas The Tucas
07-18-2007, 07:37 PM
He doesn't mind, if Someone Plays with his ..... "Wibbly-Wobblies ."
Lucas
Very Young Mr Grace
07-18-2007, 07:57 PM
Had a terrible time with Marine's Disease....
Lucas The Tucas
07-18-2007, 08:07 PM
He knows to keep his nuts ... 'A Damn Bit Higher."
Lucas
Tiddles
07-18-2007, 08:09 PM
Gets "steamed" easily when he has to cook for a crowd! As we see here:
:humphries01::chef:Me trousers are too tight and me potatoes are boiling over. If I can't find a tin-opener, it's going to be a nail and a hammer and two holes in a can of vegetable soup with straws for everybody to suck it up with!" :b**ch:
:lol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-19-2007, 02:49 AM
Is a bit of a pouf
Lucas The Tucas
07-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Has been known to have friends, that have had the "Operation."
Lucas
Very Young Mr Grace
07-19-2007, 12:51 PM
Wasn't sure why his eyes were watering when wearing a tight German outfit.....
Lucas The Tucas
07-19-2007, 07:39 PM
Also goes by ... "Miss Do It Yourself !"
http://www.gracebrothers.net/FrontPage16.jpg
Lucas
Tiddles
07-19-2007, 08:17 PM
Likes to sit on the fence and see what's growing in both gardens. :p
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-20-2007, 01:53 AM
Likes Vicars... and not the one in Dibley either !!!
Lucas The Tucas
07-20-2007, 04:49 AM
Keeps money, in a sock. :humphries01:
Lucas
Punch_N_Judy
07-20-2007, 08:17 AM
Couldn't impersonate a one-legged tap dancing Nigerian with any degree of sincerity.
Lucas The Tucas
07-20-2007, 04:48 PM
Likes "Little Tree People."
Lucas :humphries01:
Owns (and sometimes sleeps with) his Paddington Bear.
Lucas The Tucas
07-21-2007, 02:12 PM
:moon:If you forget, your trousers.
He has been known to toss-em to you.
http://www.gracebrothers.net/SweetSmell19.jpg
Lucas :nightandday:
Very Young Mr Grace
07-21-2007, 06:28 PM
A.K.A. Italian Tony!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-22-2007, 06:15 AM
Is an only child.
Lucas The Tucas
07-22-2007, 06:59 AM
<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>And he is .....</TD><TD>"a good each-way bet"</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Lucas
Sir Humphries
07-22-2007, 07:32 PM
Went from living alone to never having left home.
Very Young Mr Grace
07-22-2007, 09:14 PM
Once had a police offer show him how to use handcuffs.....
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-23-2007, 02:41 AM
Likes Sherry
Lucas The Tucas
07-23-2007, 05:26 AM
Is known to read palms.
http://www.gracebrothers.net/HandFate13.jpg
Lucas
Punch_N_Judy
07-23-2007, 07:34 AM
Has been known to be confused as a monk/priest :)
Melchett
07-24-2007, 01:29 PM
Was in the Navy... for a week or two :wave:
Punch_N_Judy
07-24-2007, 01:36 PM
Couldn't be a militant trade unionist with his suede shoes because he'd be laughed off of the platform.
Lucas The Tucas
07-24-2007, 05:25 PM
Wears the same type of glasses, as Minki.
Lucas :saludando:
http://www.gracebrothers.net/DoYouTake02.jpg
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-25-2007, 02:49 AM
Wears the same type of glasses, as Minki.
Lucas :saludando:
http://www.gracebrothers.net/DoYouTake02.jpg
:emotlol::emotlol:
luvtrevor
07-26-2007, 04:22 AM
He gives things up for Lent, such as measuring inside legs of men in kilts. ;)
Diana Yarswick
07-26-2007, 07:42 AM
Looks amazing in a kilt!:scotland:
Melchett
07-26-2007, 01:10 PM
Went on a camping holiday with a steeplejack...
(Not a lumberjack!)
Tiddles
07-26-2007, 07:36 PM
Has never done ANYTHING as nature intended! :humphries01:
dazzlestar14
07-27-2007, 11:26 PM
Went to a roller disco in a light-up costume!
Lmsbartow
07-28-2007, 04:53 PM
Had the same face and head size as his mother.
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-29-2007, 04:51 AM
Had the same face and head size as his mother.
:lol: :lol:
Lucas The Tucas
07-29-2007, 09:36 AM
Travels in a crate.
Lucas
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-31-2007, 01:55 AM
Plays strip poker with coal stokers
Was in the 'Twinkle toes Dance Salon' of Weston Super Mare. :shake:
Diana Yarswick
08-01-2007, 05:10 PM
Isn't sure what "IT" is.
Lucas The Tucas
08-01-2007, 07:24 PM
He does know the difference between ..... BI-SEXUAL & UNISEX.
:lucas01:
Captain Peacock's Carnation
08-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Been known to hang out with stringvestites....
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-05-2007, 04:57 AM
:lol:
CaptainGinger
08-05-2007, 06:19 AM
Has many friends from many different walks of life.
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-06-2007, 01:57 AM
Has no head for heights or men over 6' tall.
Melchett
08-06-2007, 01:28 PM
Once trained to be an osteopath... but when he got down to it he wasn't up to it!! :emotlol:
John Inman Fan
08-08-2007, 12:08 PM
"I'm free!!" catchphrase
Lucas The Tucas
08-17-2007, 12:32 PM
He doesn't "Pitch His WOO," just anywhere.
:lucas01:
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-18-2007, 04:42 AM
Was almost pitched back into the river because the captain of the boat didn't want to keep "tiddlers"
Lucas The Tucas
08-18-2007, 06:04 AM
Makes sure that the "TAX-MAN" Demands, aren't met.
:lucas01:
Does an excellent portrayal of the Fairy Prince (....Queen) ;)
Diana Yarswick
08-23-2007, 02:13 PM
He's had some lovely Christmases. Got a lot of cards.:(
LovelyMissShirleyBrahms
08-30-2007, 11:36 AM
Once had a bad back through yoga.
Oh, That DOES Suit Madam!
09-09-2007, 08:29 AM
Willingly gave up his initial brief position as the Senior Salesman because he isn't temperamentally suited for it, hasn't slept in a week and was getting 'silver threads amongst the gold'
sonosun
06-21-2008, 08:26 PM
I'll bet you know what to say.
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