Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy Thread

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

How many times have we heard Mrs. Slocombe talk about her pussy ??????
Can you name a few of your favorites ?????

[Very Young Mr Grace]

In "The Club" she definitely had to have accommodations for her pussy! :mrgreen:

[Dick]

Thawing out her pussy in front of the radiator.

(shuddering mental image here) :shock:

Dick

[sonosun]

Thawing out her pussy in front of the radiator.

(shuddering mental image here) :shock:

Dick

You think you're in shock. I keep seeing the radiator of a Rolls Royce parked at the curb. :eek:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: " If I'm not home at the stroke of 7, I shall be stroking my pussy all night long !!! "

[missmacinthorpe]

It's got to be "The sculptor's coming over to do my pussy in clay!" (Runner-up, from "A Change Is as Good as a Rest": "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?", with Peacock's reply, "I'm told people prefer the real thing.") :lol: :lol: :lol:

Miss Jackson

[Old Mr. Grace]

"You know how clumsy those removal men are. I'm not having them handling my pussy." :D

[DuranFan]

from "A Change Is as Good as a Rest": "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?", with Peacock's reply, "I'm told people prefer the real thing."

That one's my favourite :P

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrs Slocombe Expects - "I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it!"

[wolf_fire186]

from "A Change Is as Good as a Rest": "Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?", with Peacock's reply, "I'm told people prefer the real thing."

That one's my favourite :P



Mine too, DuranFan! :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Who could ever forget Lucas telling Mrs. Slocombe to hang a flashing sign outside that read...
If Your Pussy's in the Mood,
Have it Clipped and then Shampooed !!! :lol2: :lol2:

[sonosun]

Who could ever forget Lucas telling Mrs. Slocombe to hang a flashing sign outside that read...
If Your Pussy's in the Mood,
Have it Clipped and then Shampooed !!! :lol2: :lol2:

One of my favorites.:lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: " Getting a bath at half past 6 is playing havoc with my pussy !!! "

[missmacinthorpe]

Am I the only one around here who likes the "sculptor" line? :? [It's from "Roots?", BTW.]

Miss Jackson

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Am I the only one around here who likes the "sculptor" line? :? [It's from "Roots?", BTW.]

Miss Jackson

It's always funny when someone has their pussy done in clay !!!:lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - " Mrs. Axelby could see the state I was in so she march right up to the Seargant and ask if any of his constables have seen my pussy !!"

[Lucas The Tucas]

"DID THEY ?"

Lucas :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"DID THEY ?"

Lucas :D

That must of been what caused the "Great Bobby Riots of 1982" !!! :eek:

[Brad]

I always wait with great anticipation for her "pussy" line in each episode.Yet the one that brought me to tears laughing was when she asked Mr Ackbar(sp?) to open her letter slot and wave a sardine in front of her pussy.

:mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Sonosun brought to our attention on the "Old Board" that the very first eppy with a mention of pussy was "Our Figures Are Slipping" with the classic line....
:slocombe01: - " There's my pussy to consider !! Who's going to let it out ??? "

and we also find out that the name of Slocombe's pussy is Tiddles.

[Jeff Humphries]

Sonosun brought to our attention on the "Old Board" that the very first eppy with a mention of pussy was "Our Figures Are Slipping" with the classic line....
:slocombe01: - " There's my pussy to consider !! Who's going to let it out ??? "

and we also find out that the name of Slocombe's pussy is Tiddles.

Classic Are you being served trivia there ! :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Sonosun brought to our attention on the "Old Board" that the very first eppy with a mention of pussy was "Our Figures Are Slipping" with the classic line....
:slocombe01: - " There's my pussy to consider !! Who's going to let it out ??? "

and we also find out that the name of Slocombe's pussy is Tiddles.

Classic Are you being served trivia there ! :mrgreen:

Thank our one and only Sonosun on that one !!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif

[Old Mr. Grace]

From "Friends and Neighbors":

:slocombe01: "The only question is whether or not my pussy will feel at home in a strange place."

[Old Mr. Grace]

From "The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe":

:peacock01: "What are her interests?"

:brahms01: "Pubs, and that pussy of hers."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol2: :lol2:

[minki]

I always wait with great anticipation for her "pussy" line in each episode.Yet the one that brought me to tears laughing was when she asked Mr Ackbar(sp?) to open her letter slot and wave a sardine in front of her pussy.

:mrgreen:

That's my favorite pussy line too. I also like the one in Calling All Customers, when she's on the CB radio telling the lorry driver about all the awards she has on her mantle...

Driver: Oh yeah, what are they for?

Slocombe: "They're for my pussy...it wins a prize every time I show it!

(Sound of breaks squealing, crashing)

:lol:

[Monty]

From "The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe":

:peacock01: "What are her interests?"

:brahms01: "Pubs, and that pussy of hers."


heh heh I love that one! :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I always wait with great anticipation for her "pussy" line in each episode.Yet the one that brought me to tears laughing was when she asked Mr Ackbar(sp?) to open her letter slot and wave a sardine in front of her pussy.

:mrgreen:

That's my favorite pussy line too. I also like the one in Calling All Customers, when she's on the CB radio telling the lorry driver about all the awards she has on her mantle...

Driver: Oh yeah, what are they for?

Slocombe: "They're for my pussy...it wins a prize every time I show it!

(Sound of breaks squealing, crashing)

:lol:

A classic !!!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif

[Maurice Moulterd]

I also like the one in Calling All Customers, when she's on the CB radio telling the lorry driver about all the awards she has on her mantle...

Driver: Oh yeah, what are they for?

Slocombe: "They're for my pussy...it wins a prize every time I show it!

(Sound of breaks squealing, crashing)

:lol:

My favorite, without a doubt!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I also like the one in Calling All Customers, when she's on the CB radio telling the lorry driver about all the awards she has on her mantle...

Driver: Oh yeah, what are they for?

Slocombe: "They're for my pussy...it wins a prize every time I show it!

(Sound of breaks squealing, crashing)

:lol:

My favorite, without a doubt!

I never got it when Humphries say "He must of pulled over for a coffee" when you hear the poor guy crashing his lorry !!! :shrug:

[Jeff Humphries]

Sound like a crash to me. Poor fellow, just wanted some conversation and ends up getting "pussy whipped" ! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Sound like a crash to me. Poor fellow, just wanted some conversation and ends up getting "pussy whipped" ! :lol:

:lol2: ROTFLMAO !!!!:lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: " If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampoo'd !!!! "

[frankdicer]

:lucas01: " If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampoo'd !!!! "

Classic Lucas!!!! I often forget it is the WRITERS doing the funny lines!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: " How about we give her a voucher for a new pussy when the old one wears out ???? "

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: " I ought to ring my meighbour and ask her to look in on my pussy !! "http://lordgreg.minki.net/Sloc.gif

[Tiddles]

I never got it when Humphries say "He must have pulled over for a coffee" when you hear the poor guy crashing his lorry !!! :shrug:

He was being silly. It's obvious the guy didn't just pull off for a coffee-- he crashed....BADLY, but trivializing it makes it funnier. :P

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I never got it when Humphries say "He must have pulled over for a coffee" when you hear the poor guy crashing his lorry !!! :shrug:

He was being silly. It's obvious the guy didn't just pull off for a coffee-- he crashed....BADLY, but trivializing it makes it funnier. :P

It gets a chuckle out of me every time !!! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

From "The Apartment"

:slocombe01: " Mr. Humphries, leave my pussy alone !!! "

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

In "Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe" - "And in 20 minutes later, my pussy was in a basket headed for Scotland."

[Tiddles]

:slocombe01: I hope this isn't going to take long Captain Peacock. The last time I was late a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge trying to grab hold of my pussy.

:lucas01: They're very brave these firemen!

:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "It was pouring with rain this morning. My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire !!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "If I'm not home by 8, I shall be stroking my pussy all night long !!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

In "The Apartment" As Mrs. Slocombe leaves the lift... "Oh pussy, do behave !"

[Jeff Humphries]

:lucas01: How about a voucher from the Pet department to give her a new pussy when the old one wears out ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: How about a voucher from the Pet department to give her a new pussy when the old one wears out ?

Love that one !!!! :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: "I hope this won't take long Mr. Rumbold. My neighbour is stopping in every half hour to keep an eye on my pussy and his wife won't let him out after 11 !!!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: "It's a Diamatic collar for me pussy !!!"

[Tiddles]

Diamatic

Diamant? ....or fake diamonds. :wink:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Diamatic

Diamant? ....or fake diamonds. :wink:

The feeling was there at least..... :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocombe01: "If I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my pussy goes mad !!!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"20 minutes later, my pussy was in a basket and headed for Scotland !!"

[Dean]

I'm surprised no-one's posted my favourite - as a newcomer forgive me for not quoting the episode title but it's the one where she says "my pussy's hair stands on end!"

[frankdicer]

I'm surprised no-one's posted my favourite - as a newcomer forgive me for not quoting the episode title but it's the one where she says "my pussy's hair stands on end!"


Very cool Dean, Welcome....If you go to the Lobby and then to Introductions and post a new introduction thread, eveyone will be able to welcome you properly!! :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'm surprised no-one's posted my favourite - as a newcomer forgive me for not quoting the episode title but it's the one where she says "my pussy's hair stands on end!"

OK, you've forced me to do it !!!!

:slocombe01:"...the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end !!!"

:lucas01:"Better than a burgler alarm."

[Jeff Humphries]

You go Wib. I think you're the only one that knows the show well enough for the "pussy" and "Izzy" threads !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Considering that I'm posting 90% of the post... I would say so..... :roll:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Humphries - "We had 6 Yorkshire Terriers at the end of these leashes..."

Slocombe - "But then they spotted my pussy and took off like lightning !!!"

[luv_ya_humphries]

My personal favorite:

I can't bear to see my pussy standing at the door with a tin opener in it's mouth.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

My personal favorite:

I can't bear to see my pussy standing at the door with a tin opener in it's mouth.

Now that's a remarkable feat indeed !!! :lol2:

[Jeff Humphries]

Got pictures ? :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Got pictures ? :lol:

:lol2: :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Here's a question for discussion...
Just how many pussies did Mrs. Slocombe have ????
In "50 Years On" we find out that Tiddles was 7 years old but in "The Hero" Tiddles just comes of age (3 years old). Then In GAF, Tiddles appears again and if it's the same one that was from "The Hero" she looks amazing for being 16 years old !!!!

[Goldie]

Here's a question for discussion...
Just how many pussies did Mrs. Slocombe have ????
In "50 Years On" we find out that Tiddles was 7 years old but in "The Hero" Tiddles just comes of age (3 years old). Then In GAF, Tiddles appears again and if it's the same one that was from "The Hero" she looks amazing for being 16 years old !!!!

All I can say is that's one amazing pussy.. :wink: :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Here's a question for discussion...
Just how many pussies did Mrs. Slocombe have ????
In "50 Years On" we find out that Tiddles was 7 years old but in "The Hero" Tiddles just comes of age (3 years old). Then In GAF, Tiddles appears again and if it's the same one that was from "The Hero" she looks amazing for being 16 years old !!!!

All I can say is that's one amazing pussy.. :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol2: :lol2:

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

My 2 faves have been said already but I had to put in my 2 cents on this thread. My top fave is the one from the apartment (a funny episode anyway.) The looks on the faces of Mr. Lucas and Cap. Peacock when Mrs Slocobe booms out "Mr Humphries, leave my pussy alone!!" has got to be one of the funniest (for me, anyway) moments by far :lol:

And, my "runner up" fave is the one in "Calling all customers"...that episode isn't a favorite of mine but I do like the scary sight of Mr Humphries and Mrs Slocombe in their "punk" getups, and the whole exchange between Mrs Slocombe and the trucker on the CB radio...(especially when she says her age is well under the speed limit, and he asks if that's on the open road or built up areas. LOL) but especially when she tells him that the silver cups on her mantlepiece are for her pussy, and then says "and you know, it wins a prize every time I show it." Crash! You know it had to be hard to keep a straight face while saying that line. :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

And, my "runner up" fave is the one in "Calling all customers"...that episode isn't a favorite of mine but I do like the scary sight of Mr Humphries and Mrs Slocombe in their "punk" getups, and the whole exchange between Mrs Slocombe and the trucker on the CB radio...(especially when she says her age is well under the speed limit, and he asks if that's on the open road or built up areas. LOL) but especially when she tells him that the silver cups on her mantlepiece are for her pussy, and then says "and you know, it wins a prize every time I show it." Crash! You know it had to be hard to keep a straight face while saying that line. :D

Can you imagine how the poor fellow on the other end of the radio felt ?? :lol2: :lol2:

[pepper]

i think it was the apartment episode when she to lucus to leave her pussy alone and the reaction shots of everyone.

[frankdicer]

And, my "runner up" fave is the one in "Calling all customers"...that episode isn't a favorite of mine but I do like the scary sight of Mr Humphries and Mrs Slocombe in their "punk" getups, and the whole exchange between Mrs Slocombe and the trucker on the CB radio...(especially when she says her age is well under the speed limit, and he asks if that's on the open road or built up areas. LOL) but especially when she tells him that the silver cups on her mantlepiece are for her pussy, and then says "and you know, it wins a prize every time I show it." Crash! You know it had to be hard to keep a straight face while saying that line. :D

Can you imagine how the poor fellow on the other end of the radio felt ?? :lol2: :lol2:

Blown away??? (he was driving a dynamite truck)

[amy2375]

One of my favs has to be from the AYBS movie when Mrs. Slocombe encounters Mr. Humphries outside their "penthouses"...

"I was just taking a little walk. You see when I'm at home, I usually give my pussy an airing 'round this time." :lol:

[nicman911]

I think it's when she rings her foreign nextdoor neighbor and tells him to "bend over, and look through the letterbox...and if you can see my pussy, could you drop a sardine on the mat?"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I think it's when she rings her foreign nextdoor neighbor and tells him to "bend over, and look through the letterbox...and if you can see my pussy, could you drop a sardine on the mat?"

Mr. Ackbar.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

I also like rhe time when she calls to talk to Tiddles on the phone and gets Mr. Ackbar instead, and after hearing what she has to say he offers to leave his key under the mat :lol:

I wonder if Mrs Slocombe had a sign for her front door-sort of like those "beware of the dog" signs. Only in her case it would have to saysomething like, "watch for pussy", "attack pussy on duty", or maybe in the window, one saying "in case of fire, kindly save my pussy"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I also like rhe time when she calls to talk to Tiddles on the phone and gets Mr. Ackbar instead, and after hearing what she has to say he offers to leave his key under the mat :lol:

I wonder if Mrs Slocombe had a sign for her front door-sort of like those "beware of the dog" signs. Only in her case it would have to saysomething like, "watch for pussy", "attack pussy on duty", or maybe in the window, one saying "in case of fire, kindly save my pussy"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol2:
In case of fire, please grab hold of my pussy stroke it !!!!

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

I dunno if this one's already been said, and I'm too tired to go back thru the posts...anyway it was in one of the episodes of AYBS? again i watched today:
Mrs Slocombe: "Captain Peacock, Have you seen my pussy?"
CP: "Not recently"
:lol:
It doesn't matter how "childish or overused those jokes are...they're still funny every time :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I dunno if this one's already been said, and I'm too tired to go back thru the posts...anyway it was in one of the episodes of AYBS? again i watched today:
Mrs Slocombe: "Captain Peacock, Have you seen my pussy?"
CP: "Not recently"
:lol:
It doesn't matter how "childish or overused those jokes are...they're still funny every time :mrgreen:

Amen Brothah DSK !!!!!

[frankdicer]

I dunno if this one's already been said, and I'm too tired to go back thru the posts...anyway it was in one of the episodes of AYBS? again i watched today:
Mrs Slocombe: "Captain Peacock, Have you seen my pussy?"
CP: "Not recently"
:lol:
It doesn't matter how "childish or overused those jokes are...they're still funny every time :mrgreen:

Amen Brothah DSK !!!!!

Yes even after 30 years, its still funny. Robert Heinlein discussed
the nature of humor in "the Moon is a Harsh Mistress". One character
said, "there are 2 kinds of jokes, ones that are always funny and ones
that are only funny once.....
Mrs. Slocombe's pussy is funny every time.(see!!)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It is funny to think that after watching the show 1000 times, I actually sit there and wait for the "Pussy" joke. Then a little chuckle, then proceed with what I was doing.

[Tiddles]

We die hards get a charge out of the "pussy" jokes, but I think it's one of the things about AYBS? that its detractors find most irritating and tiresome. :shrug:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I wrote a while back about the show "Filthy, Rich and Catflap" making fun of Mollie on a make believe game show. Mollie Slocombe was the characters name and everything she said was about her "pussy" and Richie was screaming at her telling her that it was annoying !!!

[Dean]

The joke is so well known that there is even a book called "Mrs Slocombe's Pussy" - its an examination of Britsih television... rather than specifically of her cat... or anything else ....

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The joke is so well known that there is even a book called "Mrs Slocombe's Pussy" - its an examination of Britsih television... rather than specifically of her cat... or anything else ....

Got a link ?? I must have it !!!!! :shock:

[Dean]

It is available through amazon.co.uk

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0006551750/qid=1136430234/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/203-6050168-4829529

I emphasise though that it is not principally or even in large part about AYBS...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It is available through amazon.co.uk

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0006551750/qid=1136430234/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/203-6050168-4829529

I emphasise though that it is not principally or even in large part about AYBS...

Looks cool... thanks for the link !!!

[Jeff Humphries]

Here is video from "Youtube" about Mrs. slocombe's pussy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYZSUQhWmzs

[Tiddles]

Actually I posted that recently along with a couple others. http://www.minki.net/aybsforum/showthread.php?t=1002&highlight=Youtube

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

At least you tried JH... :lol: I want to put this one on MySpace !!!

[John Inman Fan]

I think it's when she rings her foreign nextdoor neighbor and tells him to "bend over, and look through the letterbox...and if you can see my pussy, could you drop a sardine on the mat?"

I find that the funniest line that Mrs Slocombe said in the series-especially the delivery of it. That poor Mr Ackbar! LOL

Marlies

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocrhino: "Well if I'm going to attend this club there must be accomodations for my pussy."


Speaking of and I guess this is as good a place as any to put this ...
I got a few emails over the past year urging me to to do a site update with wallies that deal with Slocombe's pussy comments.
I think I may be up to the task. :yes: