YKYWTMAYBS?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You Know You Watch Too Much Are You Being Served? when......

You go up to a counter at any store and ask the cashier if "They're Free ?????"


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- M.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You have a sudden craving for cocoa and buns! :shock:

[sonosun]

When you name all of your children after the characters.

[Miss Brahms]

When you call your cat a pussy and name him or her Tiddles.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You look up at the ceiling each time you say the word "boardroom". :mrgreen:

[frankdicer]

You know you are watching too much AYBS because whenever someone
tells you of a problem they are having it reminds you of a bit in an AYBS episode and you relate it to them.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You dye your hair a different colour every week !!!!

[Pamela]

you have a faux Greek Wedding.

[Assistant 134]

You buy someone a pair of trousers and tell them not to worry if the trousers are a bit long, they'll ride up with wear.

[Pamela]

You make strange excuses for being late-usually involving your dear old mum and her hearing aid.

[sonosun]

When you're mopping your floor and find anything on it you take your mop handle and bung it into the crack.

[frankdicer]

Anytime someone says the word cat you translate it to PUSSY and laugh to yourself

[sonosun]

someone says the word cat you translate it to PUSSY and laugh to yourself

I do that all the time!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you're so afraid of oversleeping that you strap 2 wind up alarm clocks to your head !!!!:lol2:

[sonosun]

GWW WroteWhen you're so afraid of oversleeping that you strap 2 wind up alarm clocks to your head !!!!


When you're so worried about being late to work that you sleep on the counter :o

[wolf_fire186]

When you work in retail and you have the uncontrollable urge to say "I'm Free" when someone pages your dept.

[sonosun]

Anytime you pay for something at a store you expect to hear the AYBS? theme song.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

During a birthday party you have the urge to sing "Happy Birthday Dear ERR-ERR-ERR" !! :mrgreen:

[Pamela]

You give someone a glass of water, at the slightest excuse :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When listening to the open chords of Pink Floyd's "Money", you expect to hear "Ground Floor, perfumery......" :wink:

[Goldie]

During a birthday party you have the urge to sing "Happy Birthday Dear ERR-ERR-ERR" !! :mrgreen:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:



I just watched this eppy the other day and I've had "Dear ERR-ERR" in my head since.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Assistant 134]

When you turn to your date and say that you have no interest what so ever in his wibbly wobblies.

[Assistant 134]

When you asked to use the telephone so you can phone your next door neighbour to look in on your pussy :pussy: or else you'll be stoking it all night. :pussy:

[Old Mr. Grace]

During a Christmas party you walk up to a young child and say: Ho Ho Ho, little boy, have I got a suprise for you. :o

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol: When you get disappointed the next time your in a lift and the doors don't stick !!!

[Goldie]

When you go around calling your kids Bruvver!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sonosun]

When you start following the sport of Rugby and looking for Miss Brahms brother in the line up.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you start following the sport of Rugby and looking for Miss Brahms brother in the line up.
Or next time you get on a bus, you look for Mr. Brahms to be the conductor !!!! :lol2:

[sonosun]

Or next time you get on a bus, you look for Mr. Brahms to be the conductor !!!!

Darn I was saving that one for later.

Someone plays a DVD and you complain that it's not Are You Being Served?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Or next time you get on a bus, you look for Mr. Brahms to be the conductor !!!!

Darn I was saving that one for later.

Someone plays a DVD and you complain that it's not Are You Being Served?

My God !!! That's Me !!!!!!! :shock:

[Jeff Humphries]

You spend the whole day looking up "Madame Beryl's Beauty Parlor" in the phone book. :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You spend the whole day looking up "Madame Beryl's Beauty Parlor" in the phone book. :lol:

Good one JH !!!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif

[sonosun]

You spend the whole day looking up "Madame Beryl's Beauty Parlor" in the phone book.

When you finally settle for The Peter Pan Beauty Parlor in Downey, Ca. They pretend not to know what the term double-lacquered means.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You spend the whole day looking up "Madame Beryl's Beauty Parlor" in the phone book.

When you finally settle for The Peter Pan Beauty Parlor in Downey, Ca. They pretend not to know what the term double-lacquered means.

ROTFLMAO !!!!:lol2:

[Very Young Mr Grace]

When you take a job at a retail store, then tip your hat when someone comes in while saying "Welcome to my store.....Welcome to my store...." :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you take a job at a retail store, then tip your hat when someone comes in while saying "Welcome to my store.....Welcome to my store...." :mrgreen:

As long as your head doesn't pop off !!!! :lol2:

[Tim]

When you see a woman wearing a hat, you have the uncontrollable urge to say "Oh, that DOES suit madam!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

OR

When you see a woman looking at a bra in Wal-Mart... just casually go over and tell her that they sell the cotton to stuff in them over in aisle 5 !!!!! :lol2:

[Pamela]

OR

When you see a woman looking at a bra in Wal-Mart... just casually go over and tell her that they sell the cotton to stuff in them over in aisle 5 !!!!! :lol2:

:eek: :lol: great one!

[Old Mr. Grace]

You keep your alcohol in perfume spray bottles.

[Old Mr. Grace]

You wear something over your face to keep the germs from going up your nose.

[Goldie]

When answering your phone, you say in a real deep voice, "MENS WEAR!!"

:eek: :lol: :eek: :lol:

[Tiddles]

You keep your alcohol in perfume spray bottles.


Doesn't everyone? :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You start calling everyone "Bruvvah" !!!:lol2:

[Pamela]

You eye up fresh cream meringues with suspicion.

[sonosun]

When the management at your work makes an unpopular decision you convene a meeting of the Bruvvers and you don't even have a union.

[Old Mr. Grace]

To get a seat on the bus you shove a shopping bag up your coat and stagger a bit (ladies) or you put an orange in your pocket (men).

[Old Mr. Grace]

To go home from work early you put an onion under your arm and a piece of soap under your tongue.

[Old Mr. Grace]

If you insist that your rights are protected by the Sexual Relations Act.

[Tiddles]

Your makeup box opens, and circus music starts playing. :o

[Tim]

When instead of a coffee table, your living room has a center display stand! :eek:

[Tiddles]

You have to call the vet because your pussy won't be good in the garden, has kittens in the fitting room of your local dept. store, climbs straight up the curtains and scratches up your Bizzy Lizzy.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you have a strange desire to keep a truss and an old ration book in your office cubical !!!

[Vicar]

During a birthday party you have the urge to sing "Happy Birthday Dear ERR-ERR-ERR" !! :mrgreen:


These posts are ALL SOOO FUNNY... but on this one I JUST COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
:lol:

[wolf_fire186]

When you call your cat a pussy and name him or her Tiddles.




My son used to have a cat he named Tiddles. :lol: Unfortunately she passed away from diabetes. :cry:

[wolf_fire186]

When the management at your work makes an unpopular decision you convene a meeting of the Bruvvers and you don't even have a union.


That would be Walmart.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you take a man's inside leg and tell him it will ride up with wear !!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/brow.gif

[Tim]

When you always lay a white sheet over your work area before leaving for the day.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You nickname your female cousin with the buck teeth "Lady Stableforth." :lol:

[Vicar]

When passing thru a department store fur department, you have to control your desire to "walk" a long, expensive coat from one side of the department across to the other.
:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You start to "knee" you own jackets !!!!

[Tiddles]

You can't bear going to the library anymore so you satisfy your literary cravings by reading all the packets in your cupboards. :D

When you attend swank dinner parties you don all the BLING you own, pop in some false buck teeth :mrgreen: and swish around saying "HELAAOOOOOO!" You don't even get to finish your Brown Windsor before you're off to another party. :shrug:

You get a job as a short order cook and tell your boss you're shishying as fast as you can! :x

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you attempt to do a cart wheel with an ice cream in both hands !!!!

[sonosun]

You're in an elevator and you start singing the AYBS? theme song. First Floor Perfumery...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you go on a first date and buy a six peneth of worms and a bent pin.:lol2:

[Tiddles]

You wear ankle straps to the pub and none of the men pay any attention. They don't try to kiss you or anything. Likewise when you sit in your nightdress with the door open. :lol:

You have a bath, put your curlers in, and then open the curtains and spy on the neighbors. :o

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When the only thing you want for your retirement is a combination shoe horn and back scratcher !!!!

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You notice that your Greek Vicar is held up with safety pins. :mrgreen:

[Dick]

When your idea of a stiff drink for a stressed-out friend is a hearty call for a glass of water.

Dick

[sonosun]

When you describe a partially clad man as a naked man in his underpants.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When instead of retiring a fellow co-worker, you want to have him knackered !!!! :shock:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you purposely buy a bigger sized sweater telling yourself it will ride up with wear !!!

[sonosun]

When you call every optometrist in the phone book trying to find one with an eye chart in Polish.

[Tiddles]

You do strange things with onions. And bars of soap. :o

You think your Directoire knickers are actually rather "sexy knickers."

You wear ear muffs on top of your bra when it's cold out.

You put buns on your ears when you don't want to hear someone talk at the table.

Your hand shakes uncontrollably when you get on the phone.

The sight of a bit of undies causes your stress alarm to start blinking.

[minki]

You create a forum just to discuss the show :p

[sonosun]

You create a forum just to discuss the show :p

:lol: :lol2: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You create a forum just to discuss the show :p

:lol: :lol2: :lol:

That has them all beat Minki Moo !!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif

[Ernest Grainger]

You find half eaten pork pies everywhere!

[Tiddles]

You create a forum just to discuss the show :p

Ummmm....yes. That is SICK!!!!



:lol: :eek: :lol:

[sonosun]

You order Toad-in-the-Hole in the company cafeteria and are dissapointed when you can't have it.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You go into a store looking for a German Hat with a shaving brush on the side.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You find half eaten pork pies everywhere!

Welcome Ernest !!!!!! :mrgreen:

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You tell your boss to do something physically impossible with the "Suggestion Box" !!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You tell your boss to do something physically impossible with the "Suggestion Box" !!
I love that one !!!!!! :lol2: :lol2:

[sonosun]

You schedule your Honeymoon for a night that Are You Being Served? doesn't air.

[Tiddles]

When you disagree with your boss, you "cream and sugar" him. :lol:

[sonosun]

In order to attract one of your co-workers that you fancy you shoot notes across the room with a rubber band.

[Tiddles]

You drop some gum and no matter where you are, you find a crack to bang it into. :o

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You start washing your coffee pot with Vim so it has that nice, clean froth to it !!!

[frankdicer]

You pretty much have AYBS playing non-stop, you go to sleep to it and awaken to it....and your name is GREG!!!!!****

****
the aforementioned character is fictional, any resemblance to any person,
living or dead is purely coincidental......UNLESS you know better :)

[Tiddles]

When you buy cotton balls, you automatically apply one to your posterior. And two to your chest, and then two down to your shoes. :lol:


You have a "thing" for men who play golf in tight red pants. :memories:

You see yourself on security cameras in the dept. store and always exclaim "I ought to be in PICTURES!!"

Likewise you see yourself and bust out crying "I look all....FAT!!"

:mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You walk up to a Japanese person and think that by exchanging your R's and L's, that they will understand you !!!!

[Miss Whimsey]

"You walk up to a Japanese person and think that by exchanging your R's and L's, that they will understand you !!!!"


You just made orange juice come out my nose, Greg!


You know you watch too much AYBS when you read through this entire thread and know exactly what everyone's referring to.


Miss Whimsey

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"You walk up to a Japanese person and think that by exchanging your R's and L's, that they will understand you !!!!"


You just made orange juice come out my nose, Greg!


You know you watch too much AYBS when you read through this entire thread and know exactly what everyone's referring to.


Miss Whimsey

Amen Bruvver Whimsey !!!!! And sorry about the orange juice !!!:lol2:

[sonosun]

"You walk up to a Japanese person and think that by exchanging your R's and L's, that they will understand you !!!!"


You just made orange juice come out my nose, Greg!


You know you watch too much AYBS when you read through this entire thread and know exactly what everyone's referring to.


Miss Whimsey

Amen Bruvver Whimsey !!!!! And sorry about the orange juice !!!:lol2:
I'm really happy it wasn't milk. :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you strap Alarm Clocks on your head so you won't sleep in !!! :shock:

[sonosun]

Whenever someone mentions rhubarb you reply that you have a Burmese Bus Conductor living next door.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You find old markings on the canteen cheese!

[frankdicer]

If you are an American AND,

You start saying Yank instead of American,
Loo,Kharzi,Bog instead of Bathroom, John etc
Flat instead of apartment
Lift instead of elevator
Wind instead of gas,fart

and/or you actually understand Cockney slang as it is spoken

You might just be watching too much AYBS or AYBSA (GaF)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

If you are an American AND,

You start saying Yank instead of American,
Loo,Kharzi,Bog instead of Bathroom, John etc
Flat instead of apartment
Lift instead of elevator
Wind instead of gas,fart

and/or you actually understand Cockney slang as it is spoken

You might just be watching too much AYBS or AYBSA (GaF)

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!! I use saucebox, cheeky monkey, right way round, me instead of my, I've used "our" in refering to family members.

[frankdicer]

If you are an American AND,

You start saying Yank instead of American,
Loo,Kharzi,Bog instead of Bathroom, John etc
Flat instead of apartment
Lift instead of elevator
Wind instead of gas,fart

and/or you actually understand Cockney slang as it is spoken

You might just be watching too much AYBS or AYBSA (GaF)

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!! I use saucebox, cheeky monkey, right way round, me instead of my, I've used "our" in refering to family members.

I had a hard time picking up Saucebox(hearing it I mean), cheeky monkey still slays me though, and OUR or YOUR: I hear that a lot in Keeping Up Appearances...Your Hyacinth, Our Rose, etc.

[Goldie]

When your daughter wins first place for her skillathon of rabbits and you tell her... "You've done very well!!" :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol2:

[Goldie]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!! I use saucebox, cheeky monkey, right way round, me instead of my, I've used "our" in refering to family members.

Greg,
I'm always saying right way round and me instead of my.. me dad thinks I need help.. :lol: :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!! I use saucebox, cheeky monkey, right way round, me instead of my, I've used "our" in refering to family members.

Greg,
I'm always saying right way round and me instead of my.. me dad thinks I need help.. :lol: :mrgreen:

:lol2: Just tell him you're really British and it will pass !! :lol2:

[sonosun]

Just tell him you're really British and it will pass !!

Gone With The Wind as it were. :lol: :lol2:

[Tim]

When you get up at 6am for your elevensies, 4 am if you're on Harmon's clock.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you get up at 6am for your elevensies, 4 am if you're on Harmon's clock.
Good one Tim !!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif:lol2:

[frankdicer]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!!.... text snipped bye frankdicer


Greg, you'd be first on my list people that watch too much AYBS!!!! :wink:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!!.... text snipped bye frankdicer


Greg, you'd be first on my list people that watch too much AYBS!!!! :wink:

I'm shocked Frank !!! :shock: Is there such as thing as "Too Much" AYBS? ????:lol2:

[frankdicer]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!!.... text snipped bye frankdicer


Greg, you'd be first on my list people that watch too much AYBS!!!! :wink:

I'm shocked Frank !!! :shock: Is there such as thing as "Too Much" AYBS? ????:lol2:

Probably not if you're the wibster!!!!! :D

[Very Young Mr Grace]

When you begin a memo to your boss....

"Dear Sexy Bloomers" :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I guess I better take a vacation from the show then !!!.... text snipped bye frankdicer


Greg, you'd be first on my list people that watch too much AYBS!!!! :wink:

I'm shocked Frank !!! :shock: Is there such as thing as "Too Much" AYBS? ????:lol2:

Probably not if you're the wibster!!!!! :D

Amen Bruvver Frank !!!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif

[frankdicer]

YKYAWTMAYBS when you race to this website every day to see the new comments and see if anyone has answered yours!!!!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

YKYAWTMAYBS when you race to this website every day to see the new comments and see if anyone has answered yours!!!!!!

You get a big AMEN Bruvver Frank on that one !!!!!

[Goldie]

YKYAWTMAYBS when you race to this website every day to see the new comments and see if anyone has answered yours!!!!!!


That's soooo the truth, Frank.. :lol: :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you dread work because it interfers with you AYBS? time !!!

[sonosun]

When you fear you might address the people at work by the AYBS? names you've secretly given them. :eek:

[frankdicer]

When you fear you might address the people at work by the AYBS? names you've secretly given them. :eek:

Extremely funny, though the thought of wasting an AYBS name on
someone at work....most of them that I would do that to don't deserve that good of treatment :eek:

Fortunately, I don't have to do that anymore!!! :D

[frankdicer]

YKYAWTMAYBS when you race to this website every day to see the new comments and see if anyone has answered yours!!!!!!

You get a big AMEN Bruvver Frank on that one !!!!!

Oh yea, I forgot....When what you intened to do was watch the
Series of AYBS that greg/wibster is polling but what you end up with is
an impromtu AYBS marathon!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

YKYAWTMAYBS when you race to this website every day to see the new comments and see if anyone has answered yours!!!!!!

You get a big AMEN Bruvver Frank on that one !!!!!

Oh yea, I forgot....When what you intened to do was watch the
Series of AYBS that greg/wibster is polling but what you end up with is
an impromtu AYBS marathon!!!

There is NO shame in that FD !!!!! :lol2:

[Assistant 134]

When you think your bra should be a bit lower, so your cleavage will show better (Guilty! :oops: )

[frankdicer]

When you think your bra should be a bit lower, so your cleavage will show better (Guilty! :oops: )


Rach,Rach, Rach Maybe you should spend some time on the Naughty Knickers post!!!! ..... NOW...excuse me whilst I take a COLD SHOWER!!!!
whew!

BUt what I really wanted to say....


When you think about having a personalized license plate(PLP) for your car
that reflects your AYBS-mania!
I saw a car today that had a PLP AYR85 which I about drove off the road
trying to figure out....I thought for sure it said AY85 which would
be a good PLP for AYBS.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you go through at least 3 DVD players a year because AYBS? is playing non stop at your house !!!!

[frankdicer]

When you go through at least 3 DVD players a year because AYBS? is playing non stop at your house !!!!

A 3 dvd player a year habit....that's heady stuff....What's the drug?
AYBS....

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you go through at least 3 DVD players a year because AYBS? is playing non stop at your house !!!!

A 3 dvd player a year habit....that's heady stuff....What's the drug?
AYBS....

Hello, I'm the Wibster and I'm a Serveraholic !!!!!:lol2:

[Goldie]

Hello, I'm the Wibster and I'm a Serveraholic !!!!!:lol2:



:lol2: :lol2:

[Tim]

When you want to rename State Street (which runs along the TN/VA border) Cleavage Street, because it runs between a pair of Bristols, or you toss bits of blamonge out the window as you drive down said street, looking for Miss Pickthorn.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you want to rename State Street (which runs along the TN/VA border) Cleavage Street, because it runs between a pair of Bristols, or you toss bits of blamonge out the window as you drive down said street, looking for Miss Pickthorn.

:lol2: :lol2:

[frankdicer]

When you want to rename State Street (which runs along the TN/VA border) Cleavage Street, because it runs between a pair of Bristols, or you toss bits of blamonge out the window as you drive down said street, looking for Miss Pickthorn.

:lol2: :lol2:

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!! (quote stolen from Larry the Cable Guy)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you try to explain the show to someone and the more they say they don't know what you're talking about, the harder to try to tell them !!!

[frankdicer]

When you try to explain the show to someone and the more they say they don't know what you're talking about, the harder to try to tell them !!!

First you try speaking louder...if that doesn't work (and that's most of the time) then you try speaking slower

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you try to explain the show to someone and the more they say they don't know what you're talking about, the harder to try to tell them !!!

First you try speaking louder...if that doesn't work (and that's most of the time) then you try speaking slower

Amen Bruvver FD !!!!:thumb:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you go through the hassle of putting them on VHS because the Beeb didn't put them on the DVD in Season order !!!

[sonosun]

When you have to watch all of the episodes in order or you will die!

[Tank Stoner]

You Know You Watch Too Much Are You Being Served? when......

You go up to a counter at any store and ask the cashier if "They're Free ?????" When you are a housekeeper at the local JC Penney and have to ask if it's permissable for you to be on the floor during the hours of trade. On my first day there I asked a salesperson who the floorwalker was and her response was "What the hell is a floorwalker?"

[sonosun]

Good One Tank.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You Know You Watch Too Much Are You Being Served? when......

You go up to a counter at any store and ask the cashier if "They're Free ?????" When you are a housekeeper at the local JC Penney and have to ask if it's permissable for you to be on the floor during the hours of trade. On my first day there I asked a salesperson who the floorwalker was and her response was "What the hell is a floorwalker?"

:lol2: :lol2:

[frankdicer]

When some one says something that keys a memory of a similar event for you and you try to empathize by regaling them with an bit from AYBS.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When some one says something that keys a memory of a similar event for you and you try to empathize by regaling them with an bit from AYBS.

Amen Bruvver FD !!! I do that entirley too much !!!

[Tim]

You insist on a home makeover with linoleum and a giant red circle.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You insist on a home makeover with linoleum and a giant red circle.

With a lift that doesn't work ?? :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you sneak into the office at work and put a link up to your AYBS? web site just so people will click and be enlightened.

[sonosun]

When you suggest your boss serve hot cocoa and buns at all business meetings.

[frankdicer]

I think we may have had this one before...but I'm toooo lazy to check!!!!

WHen you make up AYBS nicknames for people at work who remind you
of AYBS characters...

If some married guy ( manager and above) is always chatting up the young single girls, He's called Peacock...
Same thing only young and single, Lucas
If the guy is old and getting the girls, YMG.
Someone past it, Grainger.
Top doll in the dept. Brahms
Big overbearing (horny) woman....slocombe.
Idiot at any level JugEars or Rumbold.
Uncouth, Mash.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You eat soggy Water Bisquits becacuse they're made with real water.

[Jeff Humphries]

You eat soggy Water Bisquits becacuse they're made with real water.

Or you won't eat them because you keep thinking there are more than the acceptable number of mouse hairs in them. :lol:

[Tiddles]

You spit your coffee out because someone was too lavish cleaning the urn with the d-d-detergent. :lol:

You are told there's a shareholder's meeting at your job and you stop off to buy some joke teeth and fake bling bling.

You ride a bicycle built for two to work, and proceded to knock down all the office decor as you ride in!

You go to the optometrist, and complain bitterly that your brand new glasses make you "look like an old poof!"

You notice one of your co-workers has a pimple on his nose, and you fear he's got Marine's Disease and you'll all be sent to the basement to sleep on a waterbed.

You buy pajamas and cut one of of the legs off short. Well..that's the way they're SUPPOSED to be worn!!

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You let your cat give birth to her kittens in a Dept. Store fitting room.

[Tiddles]

You allow YOURSELF to give birth in department store fitting rooms! :o

[sonosun]

You allow YOURSELF to give birth in department store fitting rooms! :o

LMAO!! :lol2: :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You spit your coffee out because someone was too lavish cleaning the urn with the d-d-detergent. :lol:

You are told there's a shareholder's meeting at your job and you stop off to buy some joke teeth and fake bling bling.

You ride a bicycle built for two to work, and proceded to knock down all the office decor as you ride in!

You go to the optometrist, and complain bitterly that your brand new glasses make you "look like an old poof!"

You notice one of your co-workers has a pimple on his nose, and you fear he's got Marine's Disease and you'll all be sent to the basement to sleep on a waterbed.

You buy pajamas and cut one of of the legs off short. Well..that's the way they're SUPPOSED to be worn!!

:lol2: :lol2:


Lucas might have started off a new fashion YEARS before his own time with the short pant leg thing !!! It's the "One Legged Man Window Shopping Look" !!!! :lol:

[Jeff Humphries]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

That that part was silly myself JH. :lol:

[frankdicer]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

That that part was silly myself JH. :lol:

Those boxes just sort of appeared out of nowhere didn't they?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

That that part was silly myself JH. :lol:

Those boxes just sort of appeared out of nowhere didn't they?

And they had nothing in them.....

[sonosun]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

That that part was silly myself JH. :lol:

Those boxes just sort of appeared out of nowhere didn't they?

And they had nothing in them.....

You sillies the boxes had to be there for Humphries and Lucas to crash into. :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The next time you see un used empty boxes at work, you might think that there is going to be "Ballet" practice tonight.

That that part was silly myself JH. :lol:

Those boxes just sort of appeared out of nowhere didn't they?

And they had nothing in them.....

You sillies the boxes had to be there for Humphries and Lucas to crash into. :lol2:

Good point Sonosun !!!:lol2:

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You find yourself bowing to any Japanese person you meet and saying "Soooooooooooooooooooo!!"

[sonosun]

When you go into your favorite Department store and are baffled when the Store directory doesn't list Gents anything.

[Tiddles]

You need a new pair of pants and you go the store with a goat, and a handmade rug. When that fails, you bring in your wife..... :firepractice:

[frankdicer]

You need a new pair of pants and you go the store with a goat, and a handmade rug. When that fails, you bring in your wife..... :firepractice:

I wanna shop with you Tiddles!! :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You find yourself bowing to any Japanese person you meet and saying "Soooooooooooooooooooo!!"

I'm leally solly, I want to lead youl handy pandy.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You put a piece of soap in the mouth and an onion under your arm to get off work.

[frankdicer]

You want to add emphasis to what you have just said, and without thinking
"I'm unanimous in that" comes out of your mouth.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you feel those extra pounds going on so instead of dieting, you jam your knee in your jacket sleeve to "loosen it it up" a bit.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

You inform your boss that you do not respond to any man's finger.... :eyebrows:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You go to work wearing a Gas Mask because of the fog.

[sonosun]

You push your ears out instead of saying your bosses name.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

OR you can imitate his voice to a "T" when calling someone !!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you walk around the office with mask over you mouth to keep from catching cold.

[sonosun]

You never tell anyone at work that you feel ill because you don't want sister to take your temperature. Way-hey-hey!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You never tell anyone at work that you feel ill because you don't want sister to take your temperature. Way-hey-hey!

Speak for yourself !!! :lol2:

[Tiddles]

You wake up with a funny lump on your nose and swear it's not a zit, it's a serious bout with Marine's Disease.

You aim rubber bands at the posteriors of co-workers you loathe and "PING" them.

You mix up a whole bunch of smelly aromatics in your kitchen, bottle it, and start an aside and illegal perfumery at your current place of employ.

You carry an emergency suspender repair kit in your purse. Or...briefcase! :o

You see twin babies and have the urge to begin warbling "Sweetest Little Fellow." Even though they are GIRLS.

[frankdicer]

You comment on the board and wonder/hope if Greg will give you a

"ROTFLMAO "

You have a little bit of an idea for a posting at night and it invades your dreams
and you live it out over and over again before morning....

not sure if we've had this next one before....

You start calling your co-workers by their title and last name and that is how
you think of them.


Lastly....

You (being a guy) think that judging a beauty contest between Miss Brahms, Miss Bellfridge and Miss Bakewell would make one heck of a way to spend a Saturday....and then a Sunday ...Monday.........etc.
Because those birds are the best looking in the whole of the western society.

OK now this is lastly,

You constantly surf through the PBS channel on TV to see if AYBS is on, even though the station hasn't had it for 10+ years.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You comment on the board and wonder/hope if Greg will give you a

"ROTFLMAO "

You have a little bit of an idea for a posting at night and it invades your dreams
and you live it out over and over again before morning....

not sure if we've had this next one before....

You start calling your co-workers by their title and last name and that is how
you think of them.


Lastly....

You (being a guy) think that judging a beauty contest between Miss Brahms, Miss Bellfridge and Miss Bakewell would make one heck of a way to spend a Saturday....and then a Sunday ...Monday.........etc.
Because those birds are the best looking in the whole of the western society.

OK now this is lastly,

You constantly surf through the PBS channel on TV to see if AYBS is on, even though the station hasn't had it for 10+ years.

:lol2: I'm still guilty of that last one FD !!!!! :lol2:

[Tiddles]

You constantly surf through the PBS channel on TV to see if AYBS is on, even though the station hasn't had it for 10+ years.

:lol2: I'm still guilty of that last one FD !!!!! :lol2:

WVIA in PA has AYBS? on every Friday at 5:30. :shrug:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You constantly surf through the PBS channel on TV to see if AYBS is on, even though the station hasn't had it for 10+ years.

:lol2: I'm still guilty of that last one FD !!!!! :lol2:

WVIA in PA has AYBS? on every Friday at 5:30. :shrug:

Yeah, but it's just the fact that I channel surf from time to time to see which PBS is playing what. We get 3 PBS stations here.

[Jeff Humphries]

When you're a man and you're teeth are better than most girls !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you're a man and you're teeth are better than most girls !

Took me a while but I got finally got that one JH !!!:lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you take the company's label maker and repeatedly print out "Are You Being Served?"

[Jeff Humphries]

When you repeatedly watch a show just because someone on the board mentions something they've seen !

[frankdicer]

When you repeatedly watch a show just because someone on the board mentions something they've seen !

Yeah, and don't forget slo-mo and zoom!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'm guilty of that as well !!!!! :lol2:

[Tiddles]

Guilty of that as well! When someone mentions something, I usually have to dash off, get the DVD, pop in it in my computer and refute or verify. :lol: Tough job, but someone's gotta do it! :P

You're always ready with a tranquilizer and glass of water for your troubled, highly strung friends.

You use a fake tan lotion and decide it's not dark enough so you stick your head in the oven for 5 minutes on regulo 2. :o

You tend to do your hitchhiking dressed as a sailor.
:humphries01:

You realize just how fast the years fly by when one minute you're singing 'O Come All Ye Faithful,' and the next minute you find yourself flat on your back in the sand. :mrgreen:

You go to buy some liver and you ask if it comes with an " 'ammer' "

You order food for your wedding reception as ask the price of meat paste and brown ale.
:(

You sadly realize it's been 21 years since you first had it.
:oops:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You order food for your wedding reception as ask the price of meat paste and brown ale.

Or some dead things in jelly !!! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You know I watch too much AYBS? because I have watched "Christmas Crackers" every morning for the last 4 days !!!

[amy2375]

You know I watch too much AYBS? because I have watched "Christmas Crackers" every morning for the last 4 days !!!

I hear ya Greg...I just got the Christmas episodes on DVD (early XMas present) and I've watched "Chirstmas Crackers" about 4 times (I only got the DVD last night!)!!

Also...YKYWTMAYBS when you try to keep from getting a cold by drinking a whole thermos full of rum and pep...I've found that it doesn't keep you from getting sick but it makes you not care about getting sick :D

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

You no longer think of "going to the bathroom," but you do find yourself spending an awful lot of pennies :wink:

You can't go a day without watching at least one episode just to hear Mr. Humprhies say "I'm freeee" or "Menswear" for the millionth time.

You hang on to every word (right along with Miss Brahams) when Mrs Slocombe is telling her latest story about Tiddles or going to the pub with Mrs Axelby...even though you've heard said story more times than you can count. (Same goes for Mr. Humphries telling his stories to Lucas or Spooner.) :D

or, worse yet, you DON'T hang on to every word because you are too busy finishing the story for them, and saying the lines along with the TV. :lol:

You find yourself watching episodes you're not really that fond of, because any AYBS is better than none, and like a junkie, you need your fix :mrgreen:

You're American, but no longer "flip the bird" to anyone, however you have been known to give the British "2 finger salute" with rasperries.

Whenever someone has a problem with monkeys in their elevator shaft, you're the first person they call on for help :lol:


You have a cat named Betsy, and even though you didn't name her that and you KNOW it's not short for anything, you start to think that maybe its really short for "Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Yiddell Abergavenny Slocombe"...I mean, it *could* be, right? :wink:
(disclaimer:my apologies to my cat Betsy for giving her even more of an identity crisis than she already had...) :roll:

[Tiddles]

You hang on to every word (right along with Miss Brahams) when Mrs Slocombe is telling her latest story about Tiddles or going to the pub with Mrs Axelby...even though you've heard said story more times than you can count. (Same goes for Mr. Humphries telling his stories to Lucas or Spooner.) :D

:

How very true! :lol:

[luv_ya_humphries]

You can't go a day without watching at least one episode just to hear Mr. Humprhies say "I'm freeee" or "Menswear" for the millionth time.

-guilty of that.

You try to put your legs behind your head to see if it really does get you to the front of the bus line.

You travel in a box to make sure you get to work on time.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

I had one happen to me in the supermarket earlier...though in my defense I haven't been sleeping lately so maybe it was due to lack of sleep, not "too much" AYBS :wink:

YKYWTMAYBS when you pass the frozen foods aisle and you could *swear* the frozen pizza box says "Get stuffed!" :lol: :lol:

(Made me do a double take...it was a stuffed crust pizza but at first glance I would have sworn I saw "get stuffed" on the box. :mrgreen: )

[frankdicer]

I had one happen to me in the supermarket earlier...though in my defense I haven't been sleeping lately so maybe it was due to lack of sleep, not "too much" AYBS :wink:

YKYWTMAYBS when you pass the frozen foods aisle and you could *swear* the frozen pizza box says "Get stuffed!" :lol: :lol:

(Made me do a double take...it was a stuffed crust pizza but at first glance I would have sworn I saw "get stuffed" on the box. :mrgreen: )

Go see the "Are you obsessive" thread!! :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You know I watch too much AYBS? because I have watched "Christmas Crackers" every morning for the last 4 days !!!

I hear ya Greg...I just got the Christmas episodes on DVD (early XMas present) and I've watched "Chirstmas Crackers" about 4 times (I only got the DVD last night!)!!

Also...YKYWTMAYBS when you try to keep from getting a cold by drinking a whole thermos full of rum and pep...I've found that it doesn't keep you from getting sick but it makes you not care about getting sick :D

Amen Brothah Amy !!!!!:thumb:

[Lucas The Tucas]

Blimey Amy and Greg !

You're hurting me feelin's... :cry:

I watched Christmas Crackers and Father Christmas for the first time this year just last night.

Lucas :(

Ps...I saved-um up special.

Ps...I did watch The Apartment again...But I havn't kept a count on that one... :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Blimey Amy and Greg !

You're hurting me feelin's... :cry:

I watched Christmas Crackers and Father Christmas for the first time this year just last night.

Lucas :(



OMG !!!! :eek:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You try to put your legs behind your head to see if it really does get you to the front of the bus line.

You travel in a box to make sure you get to work on time.

I just caught these....

:lol2: :lol2:

[Jeff Humphries]

When you start looking for bloopers instead of actually watching the eppy.


GUILTY

[mamabear197]

I know when I have watched to much AYBS when.

I say to someone "hang on I have to grab my fag's!" Oh dear the looks I get!

When I say "hold the lift doors" instead of the elevator doors!

When I say "you look a little peaked" instead of a little pale!

I have to go to the Loo instead of the bathroom.

Andddddddd the biggy =========== "Oh blimey" instead of Oh Chit.

Mb

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I know when I have watched to much AYBS when.

I say to someone "hang on I have to grab my fag's!" Oh dear the looks I get!

When I say "hold the lift doors" instead of the elevator doors!

When I say "you look a little peaked" instead of a little pale!

I have to go to the Loo instead of the bathroom.

Andddddddd the biggy =========== "Oh blimey" instead of Oh Chit.

Mb

Mamabear... I'm guilty of the "Oh Blimey" and "The Loo". I sometimes used the abbreviation WC. :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you're woken in the middle of the night because of an AYBS? question that's burning in your head and you subconciously hear it while AYBS? is being played on the tellie.

[Ronald]

I think to much of AYBS wenn our boss made a complimaint to us, the staff and I think: You should say: 'You've all done very well'

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I think to much of AYBS wenn our boss made a complimaint to us, the staff and I think: You should say: 'You've all done very well'

:lol2:

Do you ever say... "I'm Free !!" ???

[Ronald]

I think to much of AYBS wenn our boss made a complimaint to us, the staff and I think: You should say: 'You've all done very well'

:lol2:

Do you ever say... "I'm Free !!" ???

No, because I'm very busy, Greg, when I'm working.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I think to much of AYBS wenn our boss made a complimaint to us, the staff and I think: You should say: 'You've all done very well'

:lol2:

Do you ever say... "I'm Free !!" ???

No, because I'm very busy, Greg, when I'm working.

Then tell your boss that your lumbered under with work and if he continues to get up your nose, you'll give him/her five up the 'ooter !!!:lol2:

[Jeff Humphries]

I think to much of AYBS wenn our boss made a complimaint to us, the staff and I think: You should say: 'You've all done very well'

:lol2:

Do you ever say... "I'm Free !!" ???

No, because I'm very busy, Greg, when I'm working.

Then tell your boss that your lumbered under with work and if he continues to get up your nose, you'll give him/her five up the 'ooter !!!:lol2:

:lol: then get read to get the sack, collect your cards and hit the dole line. :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol: :lol:


How about when you sit here watching "Christmas Crackers" in June and think nothing of it ???? :shrug:

[Tiddles]

:lol: :lol:


How about when you sit here watching "Christmas Crackers" in June and think nothing of it ???? :shrug:

I quite enjoyed it!!!! :humphries01:

:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol2:

[Ronald]

My secretary leaves our company next month, so next week we have some candidates for the position.

I must remember not to select a new secretary of the qualities Young Mr. Grace is selecting of, but of the short hand and typing of the girls. It will not be easy, because I'm just like that lovely old man when I look at girls.

[Tiddles]

I must remember not to select a new secretary of the qualities Young Mr. Grace is selecting of, but of the short hand and typing of the girls. It will not be easy, because I'm just like that lovely old man when I look at girls.

As long as you admire them with the sweet innocent manner that YMG does, and not in the manner of his creepy, lecherous brother, you're all right in my book!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol: YMG was far from innocent !! But he was so adorable in doing so !!! :lol:

[frankdicer]

You buy software so you can upload AYBS theme ringtones to your cell phone!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You buy software so you can upload AYBS theme ringtones to your cell phone!!!

I tried that with my new phone and it doesn't have the software out for it yet. There is a site that has a cool AYBS? theme on it but I don't have the internet hooked up on my phone.... :cry:

[Ronald]

Yesterday, I visited my parents and with my father I watched the World Cup Match between Trinidad & Tobago and Schweden.

In the second half the're was a substitute by Trinidad & Tobago, there was a player, Theobald, who came in the team of coach Leo Beenhakker.

At that moment my father and I looked at each other and we both said (at the same moment):

"Two bottles a day I believe."

Great was that.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Yesterday, I visited my parents and with my father I watched the World Cup Match between Trinidad & Tobago and Schweden.

In the second half the're was a substitute by Trinidad & Tobago, there was a player, Theobald, who came in the team of coach Leo Beenhakker.

At that moment my father and I looked at each other and we both said (at the same moment):

"Two bottles a day I believe."

Great was that.

:lol2: :lol2:

[Jeff Humphries]

Good one Ronald. :lol:

[Tiddles]

That reminds me of an AYBS? moment I had with my Mom recently. She's always teasing me about my creative recipes (she's English and not really into exotic foods and spices) so when I offered 2 of her friends my recipe for Mexican Bolognese Sauce, neither of them ran off the phone to get a pen! I said to Mom....you know I just spoke to Marilyn and she didn't want the recipe, either! And we both looked at each other and AT THE SAME TIME SAID:

"FUNNY, that!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[frankdicer]

"FUNNY, that!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is one of the most "useful" line from AYBS?....Seems to come in handy
on a semi-regular basis (if there is such a a thing as a semi-regular anything)

[sonosun]

"FUNNY, that!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is one of the most "useful" line from AYBS?....Seems to come in handy
on a semi-regular basis (if there is such a a thing as a semi-regular anything)

FD do you mean irregular?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I myself use "funny that" in conversation quite a bit.

[frankdicer]

"FUNNY, that!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That is one of the most "useful" line from AYBS?....Seems to come in handy
on a semi-regular basis (if there is such a a thing as a semi-regular anything)

FD do you mean irregular?

I think you know me well enough by now Sonosun, if I had meant irregular
I would have written irregular. :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

YKYWTMAYBSW....

You have it playing like I do on two sets in the house.

[Miss Paddington Bear]

When...

> You start answering the door wearing a tiarra.
> You hired a ballet instructor in order to get in shape :shake:
> You've cut up plenty of yellow gloves in an attempt to imitate Mrs. :hair: Slocombe's Sensi-Touch display.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When...

> You start answering the door wearing a tiarra.
> You hired a ballet instructor in order to get in shape :shake:
> You've cut up plenty of yellow gloves in an attempt to imitate Mrs. :hair: Slocombe's Sensi-Touch display.

I'm guilty of the tiara !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

Just kidding.....

[Miss Paddington Bear]

I'm guilty of the tiara !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

Just kidding.....

We're gonna need to see some photographic proof of that, Greg :eyebrows:

[Miss Paddington Bear]

Since this is my #1 favorite thread, I'm gonna add some more stuff, just to bump it up... I hope y'all don't mind :oops:

-- You especially love the sign-in sheet because you'd get to sign as "Oscar Wild" :eyebrows: or "Error Flynn"

-- At surprise birthday parties, you fought over the job of bringing out the cake, just so you could say "Ready when you are with the C-A-K-E", follow by a wink. :wink:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Since this is my #1 favorite thread, I'm gonna add some more stuff, just to bump it up... I hope ya'll don't mind :oops:

-- You especially love the sign-in sheet because you'd get to sign as "Oscar Wild" :eyebrows: or "Error Flynn"

-- At surprise birthday parties, you fought over the job of bringing out the cake, just so you could say "Ready when you are with the C-A-K-E", follow by a wink. :wink:

Good ones MPB !!!! :lol2:

[Ronald]

Ten yars ago the English footballclub Chelsea had a player cald Gavin Peacock. At a certain match there was a commentry during a game: "Great goal of Chelsea, perfect header of Captain (!) Peacock." When the spokesman discovered his fault he said: "Excuse me ladies and gentleman, you can see an episode of the fantastisch show Are you Being Served tomorrow on BBC 2 at 9 PM with Captain Peacock. The man who scored one minute ago was Gavin Peacock."

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

At a certain match there was a commentry during a game: "Great goal of Chelsea, perfect header of Captain (!) Peacock."

Bwhahahaha! That nearly brought tears to me eyes :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

That announcer had my upmost respect !!!! Cheers to him !!
Thank you Ronald for that bit !!!

[Jeff Humphries]

So true...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you're happy to watch the "Christmas Specials" in July....

[Jeff Humphries]

when you begin to worry "how many more playing time is left on you DVD's"

[Very Young Mr Grace]

When you're happy to watch the "Christmas Specials" in July....

I did that earlier this week!! :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you're happy to watch the "Christmas Specials" in July....

I did that earlier this week!! :D

I just watched "Christmas Crackers" two days in a row. I have no idea why but I did.... :lol:

[offthefloor]

you know your watching to much aybs? when:

you phone every greek church you know and ask for archbishop halitosis and get extremely angry when they tell you he doesn't exist

your knee gives out when someone mentions the vicar

you yell at people for calling you on the phone dring aybs? as they know its on and your addicted

you have found and cooked recipes for the canteen food in aybs?

you buy a stress indicator

you find youself singing "round and round the world, looking for the sunshine..."

you can only be awoken by someone asking you if you're free

i have more coming once i think of them

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You've done very well Will !!!! :thumb:

[offthefloor]

well i've wracked me brain and come up with a few more
you know your watching two much aybs?when:

1. you have an erotic dream involving mrs.slocombe in that getup from front page story, you know that green one(this is from my dad...don't ask..)

2.you plan out a weird musical number to perform on your bosses birthday with costumes and everything (no i didn't do this, its just a joke)

3. you dropped a sardine in your neighbors mailslot to feed their pussy...even if they didn't have one

4. you stick pork pies in the suggestion box at work

5. you dread getting a kuckoo clock

6. you use doorknobs to stretch your bras( this one is from a friend of mine)

7. you tell people at work lower than you to "get off the floor" ( you knew that was coming right guys 8) )

8. you begin to wonder if all brushman are "big on top"

9. you tore apart every store you know looking for a handbag with a simulated alligator clasp ( and no i did not find one, and i only wanted it because its the weird bag i ever saw )

10. you yell at the video store because they have never heard of the unsatisfied virgin ( yes i did do this, and i am not welcome in that store anymore)

11. you walk around saying MA ME MI MO MU

12. you have used one of mr.lucas's excuses for being late as your own ( to bad my boss isn't as daft as rumbold :D )

13. you frequently turn and talk like your talking directly into a camera just to be like mr. humphries

14. you wonder where the manageress with the stained pinny who gets up your nose is in your cafeteria

15.you have the urge to say " frozen foods, peas are down today" into a microphone ( i did it once, got a lot of weird looks....maybe the school talent show wasn't the place :o )

16. you go to your cafeteria and ask for rissoles or anything else in the show ( if this is you you may be suffering from not only to much aybs? but also a bout of insanity

well there you go, if i think of anymore i'll post'em

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

10. you yell at the video store because they have never heard of the unsatisfied virgin ( yes i did do this, and i am not welcome in that store anymore)


:lol2:ROTFLMAO !!!! :lol2:

[Tiddles]

Great post, Offthefloor!! I like it...I like it....I like it.... :P

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

10. you yell at the video store because they have never heard of the unsatisfied virgin ( yes i did do this, and i am not welcome in that store anymore)


:lol2:ROTFLMAO !!!! :lol2:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

When you dread overtime because you're afraid it won't leave you time to do the board in the morning !!!

[Assistant 134]

10. you yell at the video store because they have never heard of the unsatisfied virgin ( yes i did do this, and i am not welcome in that store anymore)


:lol2:ROTFLMAO !!!! :lol2:

Double ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol2: :lol2:

[Assistant 134]

When you walk into your computer room, look at your calendar and say, "Good Morning, Mr. Grace" or "Good Afternoon, Mr. Grace." or "Good Evening, Mr. Grace" and "Thank You, Mr. Grace."

I've done all! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

If you're thinking of recording the shows "audio wise" so you can listen to them on you iPod when you're not watching them !!!

[Miss Paddington Bear]

If you're thinking of recording the shows "audio wise" so you can listen to them on you iPod when you're not watching them !!!

talk about hard-core...fan hehehh :axelby:

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[Greg WibblyWobbly]

If you're thinking of recording the shows "audio wise" so you can listen to them on you iPod when you're not watching them !!!

talk about hard-core...fan hehehh :axelby:

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I know and I thought I was bad with watching no less than 2 hours worth on a daily basis... :lol2:

[Diana Yarswick]

umm I did that....:blush2:
I also bought 4 episodes on casette. Which is what gave me the idea.
Don't judge me, just feel sorry for me for not having a job.
I used to drive around a lot and couldn't keep a radio signal long so... I did have a casette player...

[Sir Humphries]

If you're thinking of recording the shows "audio wise" so you can listen to them on you iPod when you're not watching them !!!

I actually did that once, but with the Clue movie. I was furious when the tape broke from overuse. I recorded it on a mini-cassette recorder.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Locking this thread out because we now have 2 of the same running....