Updated User Rank List

[minki]

Since members can now create their custom titles at any time, I've expanded the User Rank list to add more ranks, as well as making each rank require more posts to reach:

The Junior: everyone starts off here
Packing and Maintenance: 15 posts (meaning you'll put this rank on when you've made this many posts)
Customer: 30 posts
Canteen Staff: 45 posts
Lift Person: 60 posts
Sporting Goods: 75 posts
Novelty Candles: 90 posts
His and Hers: 105 posts
Bathroom Fittings: 125 posts
Toy Department: 150 posts
Middle Sales Assistant: 175 posts
Hardware and DIY: 200 posts
Staff Magazine Editor: 250 posts
Senior Salesperson: 300 posts

Moving on to...

Mr. Rumbold's Secretary: 350 posts
(yes, you get this even if you are male. If it makes you feel any better, John Inman played a male secretary in Take a Letter, Mr. Jones :) Otherwise, just make those 50 posts to move on to the next levels)

Which are...

Floorwalker: 400 posts
Accounts Department: 450 posts

Then comes:

Upper Middle Management: 500 posts
After you reach Upper Middle Management, you get the Key to the Executive Washroom and your name in Purple

Next is:
The Heir: 750 posts
There's nothing special about the Heir ;)

And finally...
Member of the Board: 1000 posts
At Member of the Board Rank, you enter the prestigous Member of the Board usergroup. Your name is in Green, and you are listed on our Forum Leaders Page and receive our small benefits package...which you won't know what it is until you actually get there ;) Everyone has the opportunity to make MotB rank.

Last, the counts needed for each level may change at any time...though if they do change, it'll likely be because I've added a rank and adjusted the counts around it to accomodate. If you are currently UMM or MOTB and any changes I make cause you to temporarily drop out of the rank, you will still keep all benefits with that rank (e.g., key, benefits package).

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ??? :emotlol:

[minki]

Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ??? :emotlol:

Well, maybe you do need to get out more ;)

[Tiddles]

Some of the posts have the dates as 1969 on them. I think Greg started posting here then from his pram. He didn't even care there was no internet back then...he just wanted to teethe, and to POST!! LOL!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Well, maybe you do need to get out more ;)



I think you're right....:icon_frown:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Some of the posts have the dates as 1969 on them. I think Greg started posting here then from his pram. He didn't even care there was no internet back then...he just wanted to teethe, and to POST!! LOL!!

:emotlol: :emotlol:

[minki]

Oh yes, to create your own Custom Title...go to http://minki.net/aybsforum/profile.php?do=editprofile
and scroll down to Custom User Title. Type in what you want, then scroll down to the bottom and save your changes. Your Custom Title will appear between your username and your rank.

You have a 41 character limit, no offensive or inappropriate names, nor anything that might cause you to be confused with Forum Staff.

[sueschmitt]

Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ??? :emotlol:

I need to get posting then if I want to get to that level and get out of Packing and Maintenance. Althought Mr. Mash and Mr. Harmon always seemed to have more money than the members of Ladies and Gents didn't they????

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I need to get posting then if I want to get to that level and get out of Packing and Maintenance. Althought Mr. Mash and Mr. Harmon always seemed to have more money than the members of Ladies and Gents didn't they????

Yes they did and plenty of it. :emotlol:

[sueschmitt]

Since members can now create their custom titles at any time, I've expanded the User Rank list to add more ranks, as well as making each rank require more posts to reach:

The Junior: 0 posts (you start here)
Packing and Maintenance: after 15 posts
Customer: 30 posts
Canteen Staff: 45 posts
Lift Person: 60 posts
Sporting Goods: 75 posts
Novelty Candles: 90 posts
His and Hers: 105 posts
Bathroom Fittings: 125 posts
Toy Department: 150 posts
Middle Sales Assistant: 175 posts
Hardware and DIY: 200 posts
Staff Magazine Editor: 250 posts
Senior Salesperson: 300 posts
Mr. Rumbold's Secretary: 350 posts
(yes, you get this even if you are male...if it makes you feel any better, John Inman played a male secretary in Take a Letter, Mr. Jones :) Otherwise, just make those 50 posts to move on to the next level)

Which is...

Floorwalker: 400 posts
Accounts Department: 450 posts
Upper Middle Management: 500 posts
The Heir: 750 posts
Member of the Board: 1000 posts

After you reach Upper Middle Management (500 posts), you get the Key to the Executive Washroom

At Member of the Board Rank, you enter the prestigous Member of the Board usergroup and receive our small benefits package...which you won't know what it is until you actually get there ;)

Hi Minki: I'm glad I went to this section and read this. I thought I had gotten demoted from packing and maintenance LOL!. This was actually the only funny part about this sad sad day. That is my goal to be a MOB with 1,000 posts. I think I'll just move right on in and sleep on the counter like Mr. Spooner did in Friends and Neighbours. Hopefully someone will give me a poke when its time to get up. Take care all of you and thanks Minki for this site.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

If I see you sleeping behind the counter Sue, I'll wake you and then serve some Coca and cheese buns. :lol:

[minki]

That is my goal to be a MOB with 1,000 posts. I think I'll just move right on in and sleep on the counter like Mr. Spooner did in Friends and Neighbours. Hopefully someone will give me a poke when its time to get up. Take care all of you and thanks Minki for this site.

Don't worry, we'll cover you with the counter cloth at night :)

Why stop at 1000? Look at Greg: he hit 10000 and hasn't let up yet :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Don't worry, we'll cover you with the counter cloth at night :)

Why stop at 1000? Look at Greg: he hit 10000 and hasn't let up yet :D


On my way to 12,000 !!! Woo-Hoo !!!

[dazzlestar14]

Just 14 more to go Greg, you can do it!! :clap:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'm getting there... :lol:

[sonosun]

Whoo-Hoo! Greg has passed 12,000. Posts that is. Way to go Greg. :kiss:

[Tiddles]

Greg...here's some fun math for you.

If you spent on average of only 2 minutes composing and typing each of your posts, you will have spent 24,000 minutes on that. Divide this number by 60 (minutes per hour) and that 400 hours of posting. Divide this by 24 hours per day and you've spent about 17 full days of your life posting. Makes yah think, doesn't it! :axelby: :anglophile:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Cool math Tids !!

[sirrichard]

Anybody with over 2000 post should go to JUNIOR! :yes:

Too much time on their hands, not working hard enough!!!

:yes:

Demote them!!!!!! :minki:

Maybe fire them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR Retire them to Millstone Manor!!!!!!!

:yes: hehehehehehehehee

[Jeff Humphries]

:? :? :?

[minki]

Anybody with over 2000 post should go to JUNIOR! :yes:
Too much time on their hands, not working hard enough!!!

No, I think those who have LESS than 2000 are the ones not working hard enough :) The over 2K crowd, I want to keep and keep happy--if their post counts isn't a sign of their showing their pleasure in (and thus loyalty to) the forum, I don't know what is!
:anglophile:

[Tiddles]

Nobody works harder at his regular, proper job than Greg. And then he gets up early just to post and to check the board here. Speaking of stunningly dedicated and loyal people :biggrin: I just noticed I've actually made 3000! :biggrin: I never pay attention to post counts. Quality over quantity I say but...welllllllll dawgie!!! Combined with my post counts at the other boards and about 4? years of being here I must be technically way up into the 10,000 range meself. :shake: :biggrin: :shake:

[sirrichard]

Take it easy guys! I want to have 1000000 + posts! I'm jealous! I love your posts!!!!!!!

[sueschmitt]

Whoo hoo Greg go get them posts. I at least want to equal you.

[sueschmitt]

If I see you sleeping behind the counter Sue, I'll wake you and then serve some Coca and cheese buns. :lol:

Oh thank you Greg WibblyWobbly I knew I could count on you to wake me :england:

[sueschmitt]

Don't worry, we'll cover you with the counter cloth at night :)

Why stop at 1000? Look at Greg: he hit 10000 and hasn't let up yet :D

Thanks Minki for the counter cloth. I hope I get to Gregs status. I do so love the board. I'm rewatching GAF again the whole thing.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nobody works harder at his regular, proper job than Greg. And then he gets up early just to post and to check the board here. Speaking of stunningly dedicated and loyal people :biggrin: I just noticed I've actually made 3000! :biggrin: I never pay attention to post counts. Quality over quantity I say but...welllllllll dawgie!!! Combined with my post counts at the other boards and about 4? years of being here I must be technically way up into the 10,000 range meself. :shake: :biggrin: :shake:

Thank you very much Tids and congrates on the 3000 post !!!!! :thumbup:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Whoo hoo Greg go get them posts. I at least want to equal you.

You will in time Sue, you will in time. Now how about them buns and coca ????

[Sir Humphries]

It's going to take me some time to get to 1,000. I tend to take quality of posts over quantity as well. But I'll get there eventually.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You'll be there before you know it SH !!

[minki]

It's going to take me some time to get to 1,000. I tend to take quality of posts over quantity as well. But I'll get there eventually.

If it's any consolation SH, I'm at the bottom of the staff post counts, and I own this place! But that's because I'm usually running around behind the scenes holding the forum software together with Band-Aids and string :lol:

[Sir Humphries]

If it's any consolation SH, I'm at the bottom of the staff post counts, and I own this place! But that's because I'm usually running around behind the scenes holding the forum software together with Band-Aids and string :lol:


What? No celotape?:D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

If it's any consolation SH, I'm at the bottom of the staff post counts, and I own this place! But that's because I'm usually running around behind the scenes holding the forum software together with Band-Aids and string :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[sueschmitt]

Yes they did and plenty of it. :emotlol:

They allude to plenty of overtime but we all know how cheap Young Mr. Grace was and wouldn't have coughed up that much overtime money. We do learn in Gambling Fever that Mr. Harmon gambles and is a bookie liaison of sorts and pawnbroker sort of.

[Dean]

On my way to 12,000 !!! Woo-Hoo !!!

Greg posted this just two weeks ago - he's now on 12403 - ie more than 400 posts in two weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dean]

I'm currently on 217 and can hardly believe I've posted that many. I can't claim that I put quality ahead of quantity either!

[sueschmitt]

TY Everyone for covering me up, waking me up and giving me hot cocoa and buns! What more can you ask for humm!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Greg posted this just two weeks ago - he's now on 12403 - ie more than 400 posts in two weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is a Hell of a lot of post isn't it ??? I think I need a life..... :blah:

[sueschmitt]

I'm currently on 217 and can hardly believe I've posted that many. I can't claim that I put quality ahead of quantity either!

Hey I can't believe I've made it to Bathroom Fittings. It seems like such a short while that I was in Packing and Maintenance and looking to get out of there. I'm having a ball here.

[Diana Yarswick]

I just want out of bathroom fittings, it's no job for someone of my status...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I just want out of bathroom fittings, it's no job for someone of my status...

:emotlol:

[offthefloor]

i'm just happy i'm not rumbolds secretary anymore....peacock oggling me was making me sick :lol: :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

i'm just happy i'm not rumbolds secretary anymore....peacock oggling me was making me sick :lol: :lol:

Hey, if it gets you that raise.... :00000019:

[Jeff Humphries]

:lol:

[minki]

i'm just happy i'm not rumbolds secretary anymore....peacock oggling me was making me sick :lol: :lol:

It's funny how all the guys on the board hate when they're that rank :D They complain about it being strictly female and I bring up "Take a Letter, Mr. Jones" and tell them to post more ;)

[Dean]

I must be the least likely seller of hardware and DIY products in the world!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I must be the least likely seller of hardware and DIY products in the world!

Why do you say that Dean ?

[Dean]

Why do you say that Dean ?


just not the DIY type at all :(

[sonosun]

just not the DIY type at all :(

Dean are you trying to tell us that you hire people to change your burned out light bulbs?

[offthefloor]

Hey, if it gets you that raise.... :00000019:

it would have to be one heck of a raise let me tell you.... :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

it would have to be one heck of a raise let me tell you.... :lol:

:emotlol:

A raise PLUS the key to the Executive Loo PLUS Staff Canteen privledges !!

[offthefloor]

i'll take the raise..but having seen the food in the canteen i would consider that a demotion...how about an allowance to eat anywhere but grace bros? :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Down at the corner bar where they serve Smoked Salmon sandwhiches and tea with Lemon.

[Tiddles]

Down at the corner bar where they serve Smoked Salmon sandwiches and tea with Lemon.

Irish coffees! ;)

[minki]

Hmm, an Irish Coffee does sound really good right about now.

[Cat_Lover]

Love the look of the new colours that you have for some ranks. Will be a while before I get my name to change colour, but I'm slowly working my way up there.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Love the look of the new colours that you have for some ranks. Will be a while before I get my name to change colour, but I'm slowly working my way up there.

:thumbup: Soon you'll be up to as many post as I have Aussie.

[Lucas The Tucas]

Well Yes, Aussie !


As of now, we have 2 wimmen in Black !


And 2 Little Boy Blues !


:lucas01:

[minki]

And 2 Little Boy Blues !


:lucas01:

And yes, the staff position does come complete with plastic mack :lol:

[Cat_Lover]

And yes, the staff position does come complete with plastic mack :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[froggie]

And yes, the staff position does come complete with plastic mack :lol:


is it one that doesnt make any noise, when doing an exposure? ;)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Only if you use a mack made of Gaberdine !! :lol:

[Lucas The Tucas]

The mack, won't help.


:( Minki keeps the wine cooler, locked-up ! :cry:



:lucas01:

[minki]

is it one that doesnt make any noise, when doing an exposure? ;)

I'm sure we can come up with something suitable for you in a 44 long, Froggie ;)

The mack, won't help.
Minki keeps the wine cooler, locked-up !

Hey, you're a MotB now: you should have a key to drinks cabinet! :D

[Lucas The Tucas]

Thanks Minki !


Just in time for St. Patruick's Day !


http://i16.tinypic.com/4bi4y15.gif :lucas01: http://i16.tinypic.com/4bi4y15.gif

[Cat_Lover]

I just want out of bathroom fittings, it's no job for someone of my status...

:lol: lol. I'd be happy to get out of this Floorwalking gig myself. My feet are killing me wandering round the floor all day.

[Eva]

Finally in His & Hers! Well, by the time people read this I'll probably be in Bathroom Fittings

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol:

[Eva]

I'm in bathroom fittings now (finally!)

[minki]

I'm in bathroom fittings now (finally!)

You're certainly working your way up the corporate ladder fast ;)

[Lucas The Tucas]

Just think Eva !

Before long, you'll be under Mr. Rumbold. :lol:


ERRRRR______Make that Mr. Rumbold's Secretary. :D


But there are a few more stops before that. :)


:lucas01:

[Eva]

I know - but it won't be long before I manage to get under Rumbold :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Now that's a desperate move to get to the top !!! :emotlol:

[Eva]

I'll do what I need to do :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You go girl !!!! :thumbup:

[Cat_Lover]

I'm rapidly coming up on the Upper Middle Management level. Wow! Can't believe I got there so fast after I started more regular posting. Can't wait to get the key to the Executive Khazi. I'm absolutely bursting. :lol:

[Lucas The Tucas]

Aussie, Don't be drinking all that cheap beer, that Sonosun gives you. :lol:

He's only trying to get you drunk. :D



:lucas01:

[Eva]

Good work Aussie :D

I finally made it to Hardware and DIY - and I want out - you got a nicer class of people in Ladies and Gents Outfittings :lol:

I think it's funny how I think it's funny - I really need to get out more.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:thumbup: Keep up the good work !!

[Cat_Lover]

Good work Aussie :D

I finally made it to Hardware and DIY - and I want out - you got a nicer class of people in Ladies and Gents Outfittings :lol:

I think it's funny how I think it's funny - I really need to get out more.

Nice one, AUBS_4Eva. You'll be up in the higher echelons of the Ladies & Gents department before long, I'm sure. :D

[Eva]

I hope - it's a lot of work here in Hardware and DIY

[Cat_Lover]

I hope - it's a lot of work here in Hardware and DIY

I can imagine you'd make good money from the overtime though. :lol:

[Eva]

Oh, the overtime is excellent - but I always seem to get the rough side of someones tounge(sp?) :lol:

[offthefloor]

The way our posters are going the boardroom is going to need to be renovated to fit all these new people in at the meetings :lol:

[Eva]

One hundred more posts and I'll be under Rumbold!
:emotlol::emotlol:
Er... make that 99...

[Lucas The Tucas]

Eva ..... One hundred more posts and I'll be under Rumbold!



Hurry-Up ! Hurry-up ! :lol:



:lucas01:

[Eva]

I'm trying! I'm trying!
:lol:

[offthefloor]

Watch out for Capt. Peacock....he drools :lol:

[minki]

The way our posters are going the boardroom is going to need to be renovated to fit all these new people in at the meetings :lol:

I know, I may have to make some new ranks and move people out of the boardroom...but where am I going to put them all? And where am I going to put all that booze for them? ;)

[Lucas The Tucas]

Minki wrote ...... And where am I going to put all that booze for them?

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Minki,

I've some extra room.

:thinking: So, I'll volunteer my place. :thumbup:


:lucas01:

[froggie]

Minki wrote ......

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Minki,

I've some extra room.

:thinking: So, I'll volunteer my place. :thumbup:


:lucas01:

shut up - i'll grab it instead :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol: :lol:

[Eva]

I'm trying! I'm trying!
:lol:

... And I'm there! I just hope no randy floorwalkers try to goose me, or they'll get a bat round the earholes..

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Congrates Eva !!!! :thumbup:

[Cat_Lover]

Nice work.

I'm slowly making my way towards The Heir. And hopefully some time in the next century or so, I might make it to Member of the Board.

[Eva]

Thanks Greg, and Aussie, you'll get there, eventually :)

[minki]

Nice work.

I'm slowly making my way towards The Heir. And hopefully some time in the next century or so, I might make it to Member of the Board.

If it's any consolation, it took me a long time to get there too ;)

[Cat_Lover]

Anyone want to take bets on when I'll get the remaining 39 posts I need to get to MotB level? :lol: :lol:

[minki]

I say within 42-75 hours. Give or take 10 minutes ;)

[Cat_Lover]

The way I've been going today, I'd be inclined to agree with you. I would have been ecstatic to make it there by my birthday in late September; so it's a bit of a pleasant shock to be so close so much sooner than I'd hoped.

[minki]

You'll get in before the end of the month, I'm sure. If not before.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Almost there Aussie !!! :thumbup:

[MissRnR]

I like this idea. Telling us what we rank as for our post counts and how far we have left to go for the next one. I wish other chat forums would do this.

[Eva]

Finally at Upper Middle Management!

[Cat_Lover]

Nice key, AUBS.

[Eva]

Thanks Aussie :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Woo-Hoo !!!! :clap:

[Lucas was the man!]

decided upon this to make my first 'official' post. since the others were only the intro stuff.

Obviously I put a lot of thought into this so it would be massively funny and one for the ages....

ah who am I kidding?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol:

[Goldie]

:dont:

[Sienna]

I'm very proud to have recently made it to Senior Salesperson... finally got that tape measure around my neck! :D Next, I'll be thinking up my personal filing system. I was thinking everything under T: The Complaints, The Sales Figures, The Paperclips...

[Bionic Grainger]

I'm very proud to have recently made it to Senior Salesperson... finally got that tape measure around my neck! :D Next, I'll be thinking up my personal filing system. I was thinking everything under T: The Complaints, The Sales Figures, The Paperclips...



..........The best way to file things............

[Sienna]

Precisely BG! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Good one Sienna !! :emotlol:

[Sienna]

At this moment in time I am most proud of my new sparkly shiny key :D I've been here 45 years and I haven't been once!

Hm, my Senior Salesperson post here was in May... it took me just under 2 months to reach Upper Middle Management! :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Congrates Sienna !! :clap:

[Cat_Lover]

At this moment in time I am most proud of my new sparkly shiny key :D I've been here 45 years and I haven't been once!


You must be bursting. :lucas01:

[Carrie Anne]

Congratulations Sienna!!! :clap:One day I'll get that key too! :)

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

I don't think I'll ever get there. Two bottles a day you know...

[Sienna]

Thanks all :)
Carrie Anne, Capt. Joe, you will both have that key faster than you think (if you leave those bottles alone ;)). I never thought I'd get it when I joined back in January! :) I have to say joining the board was arguably one of the only wise decisions I've taken this year.

[Eva]

Congrats Sienna. You'll be in the board room before you know it :D.

[Sienna]

Thanks AUBS_4Eva! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I don't think I'll ever get there. Two bottles a day you know...

:emotlol:

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

Way to roll, Sienna! And I thought I was posting alot!http://www.minki.net/aybsforum/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=214

[LordPeterFlimsy]

Well i'm happy, I am no longer the junior and have now been appointed to Packing and Maintenance. At least since i'm am a Lord, perhaps I can teach Mr Mash and Mr Harmon a thing or two about class and being gentlemen.

[Sienna]

Way to roll, Sienna! And I thought I was posting alot!http://www.minki.net/aybsforum/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=214

Well you can only post according to the time you have! It's holiday for me now, so I have a lot of time to hang around on the board. Is that one of your own smilies again? 'Get ahead, get a hat'?

[minki]

Way to roll, Sienna! And I thought I was posting alot!http://www.minki.net/aybsforum/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=214

You think you two are fast, you should have seen Greg way back when he was a new member, long before he was staff. He was a posting demon from the get-go :yes:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

You think you two are fast, you should have seen Greg way back when he was a new member, long before he was staff. He was a posting demon from the get-go :yes:

It was nice to find a place where people loved the same thing that I did. The posting part was easy.

[Sienna]

Considering Greg's current number of posts and his omnipresence on the board, it's not hard to believe that he was like this from the very beginning :lol: What was it, three hundred posts a day? Four hundred? ;)

But you are right Greg, it's great to be here where everybody else loves AYBS too :)

[sonosun]

Considering Greg's current number of posts and his omnipresence on the board, it's not hard to believe that he was like this from the very beginning :lol: What was it, three hundred posts a day? Four hundred? ;)

But you are right Greg, it's great to be here where everybody else loves AYBS too :)

Total Posts

Total Posts: 29,095
Posts Per Day: 19.44
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300 posts per day eh? See it's easier than it looks Sienna. You'll be up to him in no time.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It's supernatural ..... :emotlol:

[Dean]

It does seem a lot though - are you a big letter writer as well? Or email writer? Are there other forums where you post just as often? Just curious... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_37.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-angel-smileys.php)

[Sienna]

Total Posts

Total Posts: 29,095
Posts Per Day: 19.44
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300 posts per day eh? See it's easier than it looks Sienna. You'll be up to him in no time.

So what you're saying Sonosun is, I should try to change that average of mine (2 or 3 I think it is) into 20 too? :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It does seem a lot though - are you a big letter writer as well? Or email writer? Are there other forums where you post just as often? Just curious... http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/animated/anim_37.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-angel-smileys.php)

I used to got to 1 or 2 other forums but this place takes up my time and I love the board for it. This is a job for me. I moderate this place to keep it safe for you gals and pals. If there are 101 new post when I pop on then I must look at and more or less answer 101 post. Most members pick and choose what departments they visit or who's post they answer but if you take notice, I answer post from every single department here.

[Sienna]

I have taken notice :yes: it's hard to ignore, you post in every single thread :lol:

[Dean]

He just has lots to say on every AYBS subject! http://www.thescubasite.com/smile/cool/cool0013.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-in-the-UK/scuba-diving-in-the-uk)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:yes:

[sonosun]

So what you're saying Sonosun is, I should try to change that average of mine (2 or 3 I think it is) into 20 too? :lol:

:thumbup:

[minki]

I used to got to 1 or 2 other forums but this place takes up my time and I love the board for it. This is a job for me. I moderate this place to keep it safe for you gals and pals. If there are 101 new post when I pop on then I must look at and more or less answer 101 post. Most members pick and choose what departments they visit or who's post they answer but if you take notice, I answer post from every single department here.

He's often more on the job than I am :lol: Mind you, I read all 101 posts. It just takes me longer...but I've got a toddler--he's only got goats :yes:

[Lucas The Tucas]

And ______ Poor StinkyFace, has Wibby ! :emotlol::emotlol:



:lucas01:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

He's often more on the job than I am :lol: Mind you, I read all 101 posts. It just takes me longer...but I've got a toddler--he's only got goats :yes:

12 goats, 9 cats and two turtles to be exact. :yes:

[Sienna]

He's often more on the job than I am :lol: Mind you, I read all 101 posts. It just takes me longer...but I've got a toddler--he's only got goats :yes:

We completely understand! I can imagine your toddler being slightly less patient than Greg's goats :lol:

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

At 29,000 posts, I've often wondered if the goats aren't logging in under his name and padding his totals. I grew suspicious when I read:

fuD, mor fo0d greG

on the Whats for Dinner??? thread a few months ago.:lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol: :emotlol: :lol:
I think I just pee'd myself laughing at that one. :eek3:

[Dean]

eeeek! Too much information! :emotlol:

[Sienna]

At 29,000 posts, I've often wondered if the goats aren't logging in under his name and padding his totals. I grew suspicious when I read:



on the Whats for Dinner??? thread a few months ago.:lol:

:emotlol::emotlol::emotlol:

[Red Shadow]

fuD, mor fo0d greG


Oh, that was a classic! :clap:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I have to agree. One of the funniest lines to me on the board yet. :emotlol:

[LordPeterFlimsy]

Oh can't you give us a little hint what this benefits package entails? :)

[Sienna]

Oh can't you give us a little hint what this benefits package entails? :)

I hope not! I don't want to know a thing until I reach MotB, which is my next goal :D

[minki]

I hope not! I don't want to know a thing until I reach MotB, which is my next goal :D

At the pace you are going, it might not be too much longer :)

[Sienna]

At the pace you are going, it might not be too much longer :)

I certainly hope so! I'll have been a member for one year in January, so I hope to reach MotB before that :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Wow almost a year already. Hang in there and you'll hit motb in no time.

[cpl.er...Capt. Joe]

Boy, I really have to cut down on the two bottles a day and post more if I'm going to get there!:wine:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lol:

[sonosun]

:lol:

[minki]

Boy, I really have to cut down on the two bottles a day and post more if I'm going to get there!:wine:

That's ok: for all of the staff, I'm the one advancing the postcount at the slowest rate :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

That's ok: for all of the staff, I'm the one advancing the postcount at the slowest rate :)

That's because I'm hogging all the postcount for us 3. :lol:

[minki]

That's because I'm hogging all the postcount for us 3. :lol:

:lol:

[Sienna]

Well, this is my 1,000th post and I couldn't think of a more appropriate topic to post it in :goldie:

[minki]

Well, this is my 1,000th post and I couldn't think of a more appropriate topic to post it in :goldie:

:lol:

[sonosun]

:lol:

[ElectroWilberforce]

Looks like I'll be the first to hit 10,000... Does this mean total board domination or just that I need to get a life ??? :emotlol:

Both, Wibby....BOTH.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[ElectroWilberforce]

GASP!!!! Omg, Im only like 2 posts away from being Middle Sales Assistant!!!!! I'll be where Humphries was!!! :humphries01::humphries01::humphries01:

[sonosun]

GASP!!!! Omg, Im only like 2 posts away from being Middle Sales Assistant!!!!! I'll be where Humphries was!!! :humphries01::humphries01::humphries01:

What dizzying heights we reach when we strive to achieve greatness. :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Both, Wibby....BOTH.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'm inclined to agree with you. :yes:

[minki]

I was thinking about creating a few post-MOTB ranks for fun. I mean, once you hit 1000 you are still a MOTB, but just some more levels for people to reach. Problem is, I have few good ideas.

[Cat_Lover]

Maybe some related to Grace and Favour (AYBS? Again)?


Porter
Waiter / Waitress
Barman
Lady of the Bed Chamber
Head Waiter
Manager


Just a few ideas, and not necessarily in any particular order.

[gracegirl1974]

That would be great! :) Only 692 posts til I'm a member of the board. :D

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I was thinking about creating a few post-MOTB ranks for fun. I mean, once you hit 1000 you are still a MOTB, but just some more levels for people to reach. Problem is, I have few good ideas.


:lol:

[minki]

Maybe some related to Grace and Favour (AYBS? Again)?


Porter
Waiter / Waitress
Barman
Lady of the Bed Chamber
Head Waiter
Manager


Just a few ideas, and not necessarily in any particular order.

Hmm...I like :)

Don't forget Groundskeeper and Dart Team Captain

[Cat_Lover]

That as well.

[MarkSentMe]

Shareholder
Board of Directors
Chauffeur
Masseuse
Tanning Bed Companion
Nurse
Young Mr. Grace's Secretary
Treasurer
Accounts Receivable
Accounts Payable
Stock Taker
Buyer
Supplier
Cleaning Staff
Window Washer