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Greg WibblyWobbly
06-05-2005, 07:33 PM
With "The AYBS? Tag-line Game", someone quotes a passage or passages from the show and then someone else tries to figure out what eppy such said passage or passages came from. If that person guesses correctly, then they proceed with their own passage or passages.Get It ??????
Let's the game begin !!!!
sonosun
06-05-2005, 10:00 PM
Mrs Slocombe; I know ,it's like an oven in here. I mean,look at my face. My foundation cream is beginning to crack.

Mr Harman: Yes, and if you were a block of flats you'd be condemed by now.
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-06-2005, 06:14 PM
Gambling Fever
sonosun
06-07-2005, 12:16 PM
Correct GWW! Please carry on. :)
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-07-2005, 07:16 PM
Grainger - "You know gin used to be 12 and 6 a bottle."

Rumbold - "Well are we all in agreement ????"

Staff - "Yes Gin used to be 12 and 6 a bottle !!"
Tim
06-07-2005, 08:33 PM
The Think Tank !

:)
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-08-2005, 06:42 PM
Correct Tim... Welcome to the board and PCO !!!!!
Tim
06-09-2005, 12:46 AM
Mr. Rumbold: "The management feels that we are losing a lot of trade by closing between 1 and 2, so in future we will take our lunch break between 2 and 3."

Mrs. Slocombe: "I don't think my stomach can hang out that long!"

Mr. Lucas: "It's been hanging out for the last ten years."
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-09-2005, 04:51 AM
Up Captain Peacock
Tim
06-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Right you are! :D
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-10-2005, 04:55 AM
Lucas - "There are only 10 on the coupon this week, it could be worth a fortune !!! Here, they give a forcast . Here we are...23 points and over claim by phone or telegram... have you claim ???? "
missmacinthorpe
06-10-2005, 07:18 AM
Is it "Goodbye Mr. Grainger"?

Miss Jackson
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-10-2005, 08:15 PM
Very good Miss Jackson... PCO !!!!
missmacinthorpe
06-12-2005, 09:55 AM
Peacock: I've got an idea!
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, treat it gently; it's in a strange place.

[One of my favorite AYBS? quotes]

Miss Jackson
Assistant 134
06-12-2005, 10:11 AM
The Hold Up (I love that line too :lol: )
missmacinthorpe
06-12-2005, 05:35 PM
Correct!
Assistant 134
06-13-2005, 10:52 AM
Mrs. Slocombe - "MR. HUMPHRIES!, LEAVE MY PUSSY ALONE!!"
Tim
06-13-2005, 04:50 PM
The Apartment! :D
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-14-2005, 05:10 AM
PCO Tim.....
Tim
06-14-2005, 07:15 PM
Mrs. Slocombe: "And you know, in 'Upstairs, Downstairs' some of the best parts were downstairs!"

:shrug: :wink:
Assistant 134
06-15-2005, 10:15 AM
Calling All Customers
Tim
06-15-2005, 05:53 PM
Well done, Assistant 134! (I mean Rach!)
:mrgreen:
Your turn!
:D
Assistant 134
06-16-2005, 10:10 AM
Mrs. Slocombe - "What's that tune?"
Mr. Humphires - "Getting To Know You"
Bert Spooner
06-16-2005, 12:29 PM
A Personal Problem
Assistant 134
06-17-2005, 10:23 AM
Correct, Bert. PCO! :D
Bert Spooner
06-17-2005, 12:16 PM
Humphries - "You must be quiet, he needs all his concentration."
Assistant 134
06-17-2005, 12:20 PM
Memories Are Made Of This
Bert Spooner
06-18-2005, 06:36 PM
Correct PCO
Assistant 134
06-19-2005, 09:34 AM
All sing - "When you come home again, to Wales!"
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-19-2005, 05:58 PM
Roots?
Assistant 134
06-20-2005, 01:24 PM
Correct, greg! PCO
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-20-2005, 07:58 PM
Mr. Grace "Got a question mark beside Mr. Humphries ?"

Mr. Humphries "That's the story of my life"
Old Mr. Grace
06-21-2005, 08:39 AM
Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-22-2005, 04:47 AM
Correct OMG... PCO !!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif
Old Mr. Grace
06-22-2005, 08:12 AM
Mr. Tebbs: When it comes to the floor Mrs. Tebbs is very hard on linoleum.

Mr. Lucas: Do you have it in every room?

Mr. Tebbs: Yes, practically.
Bert Spooner
06-22-2005, 12:19 PM
The Club
Old Mr. Grace
06-22-2005, 02:32 PM
Correct :clap: PCO
Bert Spooner
06-23-2005, 10:06 AM
Harmon - "I'm glad I haven't got your nerve in my tooth."
Old Mr. Grace
06-23-2005, 10:34 AM
Front Page Story
Bert Spooner
06-24-2005, 09:38 AM
correct
Old Mr. Grace
06-24-2005, 10:11 AM
Mrs. Slocombe: I'll have you know that Parliament has passed the Sexual Relations Act, which says that women are just as good at it as men. At what's more they should be paid the same for doing it.
Assistant 134
06-24-2005, 01:20 PM
Father Christmas Affair
Old Mr. Grace
06-24-2005, 03:49 PM
Correct :) PCO
Assistant 134
06-25-2005, 10:24 AM
Mr. Humphires (*sings*) - "......And so I must go where desinity leads me."

Mr. Rumbold - "Humphries? I want you in my office immediatly."

Mr. Humphires - "My word, that was quick!"
Tim
06-25-2005, 11:57 AM
Conduct Unbecoming!
Assistant 134
06-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Correct, Tim. PCO
Tim
06-25-2005, 11:36 PM
Grainger, Humphries, and Lucas singing: "tooma looma looma, tooma looma looma, tooma...I-A; Any umbrella, any umbrellas to mend today..."
Very Young Mr Grace
06-26-2005, 01:06 AM
Is it "Our Figures are Slipping" ??
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-26-2005, 07:43 AM
New Store
Tim
06-26-2005, 01:41 PM
GWW! You've got it! PCO.
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-26-2005, 08:19 PM
"I'm not a pheasant Plucker, I'm a Pheasant Pluckers mate !!!! "
Tim
06-26-2005, 11:32 PM
Greg,
It wasn't New Store, it was New Look, but I knew that was what you meant!

Good thing that pheasant plucker didn't get spoonerized while taping like "Captain Freecock, are you pee?" did. :eek:

I'm guessing that this was also New Look, as the staff was practicing their diction. "Ma Me Mi Mo Mu!"
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-27-2005, 04:58 AM
I'm guessing that this was also New Look, as the staff was practicing their diction. "Ma Me Mi Mo Mu!"


I mix the names of the "New" eppy's all the time !!! :oops:

Correctomondo Tim !!!! PCO !!!!
Tim
06-27-2005, 06:40 PM
This isn't a direct quotation, but Young Mr. Grace has a new pair of glasses and he is reading the eye chart, and when asked by the nurse to "read the bottom" he reads the label on the stockings of a bent over secretary.
Assistant 134
06-28-2005, 03:33 PM
The Agent
Tim
06-28-2005, 04:54 PM
"SIG NE GWNECKO!"

THANK YOU! CORRECT!
I saw it recently and searched my tapes on speedplay for over an hour!

PCO, Rach!
Assistant 134
06-29-2005, 08:10 AM
Mrs. Slocombe - "On my mantal piece in the parlor I've got a whole roll of Silver Cups."

Lorry Driver - "Oh, and what are they for?"

Mrs. Slocombe - "They're for my pussy. You know, it wins a prize everytime I show it."

(Lorry Driver crashes)
sonosun
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
Calling All Customers
Assistant 134
06-30-2005, 02:45 PM
Correct. PCO
sonosun
06-30-2005, 05:25 PM
Miss Brahms: She's had a thing about you for weeks,that's why she's been hitting the bottle.
Mr Humphries: Why didn't you tell me?
Miss Brahms: I thought it would wear off.
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-30-2005, 05:51 PM
Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe
sonosun
06-30-2005, 06:21 PM
Correct Mr WibblyWobbly. You may now proceed.
Greg WibblyWobbly
06-30-2005, 06:55 PM
Grainger - " Of course I'm very happy about it but I would have liked a bit more leisure... can I have Monday off ??"

Rumbold - " Certainly not !!! "
Very Young Mr Grace
06-30-2005, 08:22 PM
The Clock.
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-01-2005, 05:11 AM
Very, very good VYMG !!!! PCO !!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif
Very Young Mr Grace
07-01-2005, 01:56 PM
(Mrs. Slocombe and Miss Brahms enter the store)

Mrs. Slocombe -- "Good morning Captain Peacock."

Miss Brahms -- "Good morning CORPORAL !!"
Tim
07-01-2005, 08:11 PM
The Junior !
Very Young Mr Grace
07-01-2005, 09:07 PM
Very good Tim!!

PCO :mrgreen:
Tim
07-02-2005, 08:44 AM
Mr. Grace: "Oh, that's the least of your troubles! You've got to use the staff bog as well!"

This also is a clue for the jumble!
sonosun
07-02-2005, 10:55 PM
Up Captain Peacock
Tim
07-03-2005, 09:11 AM
Good Job, sonosun!

PCO!
sonosun
07-03-2005, 11:05 PM
Capt. Peacock: Progress report on Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries, age....

Mr Humphries: Sssssh! Keep your voice down, please, that's private and confidential. I don't want the whole world to know that I'm accelerating down the road of life towards forty.

Capt. Peacock: According to this form ,you can see it clearly in your rear view mirror.
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-04-2005, 08:28 AM
Heir Apparant
sonosun
07-06-2005, 12:22 AM
Have a go at it Mr WibblyWobbly.
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-06-2005, 07:27 PM
Humphries - "Miss Brahms, will you take over for Mrs. Slocombe ??? "

Miss Brahms - " It don't look like she got the job ?!?! "
sonosun
07-06-2005, 07:50 PM
Oh What A Tangled Web
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-06-2005, 08:09 PM
Very good Sonosun !!! PCO !!!!!
sonosun
07-06-2005, 11:55 PM
Mr rumbold: You've been late three times this week, and a fourth time would have meant a severe reprimand.
Captain Peacock:Oh, what poppycock! We're not still at school, you know.
Assistant 134
07-07-2005, 07:50 AM
Grounds For Divorce
sonosun
07-09-2005, 08:07 PM
Miss Rach you may go ahead.
Assistant 134
07-10-2005, 08:52 AM
Mrs. Slocombe - "I suggest you buy a gun, fly a plane to Canada, climb up a tree, and wait!"
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-10-2005, 09:22 AM
Monkey Business
Assistant 134
07-11-2005, 07:52 AM
Correct, Greg. PCO!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-11-2005, 08:14 PM
Mash - " What are you going to do about it Mr. Humphries ?? "

Humphries - " I was thinking of chaining myself to the lift gates. "

Mash - " Kinky !!! "
Old Mr. Grace
07-12-2005, 08:00 AM
The Pilot
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-12-2005, 08:37 PM
Very Good OMG !!! Pco......
Old Mr. Grace
07-13-2005, 07:54 AM
Mr. Grainger: I haven't understood a single word for several days.

Cpt. Peacock: Stay with it, Earnest, or it could be goodbyesville.
Assistant 134
07-13-2005, 08:34 AM
The Old Order Changes
Old Mr. Grace
07-13-2005, 09:54 AM
Correct. :)

PCO
Assistant 134
07-14-2005, 09:25 AM
Mr. Harmon - "He went to the wrong Hall and did two choruses for the National Front."
Bert Spooner
07-14-2005, 12:21 PM
Father Christmas Affair
Assistant 134
07-15-2005, 10:06 AM
Correct, PCO, Bert
Bert Spooner
07-15-2005, 11:37 AM
Ms Brahms - "You do your thing your way and I'll do my thing my way."
Goldie
07-15-2005, 12:52 PM
CAMPING IN?
Bert Spooner
07-18-2005, 11:37 AM
correct
Goldie
07-18-2005, 12:08 PM
Mr. Humphries: Mrs. Slocombe, I've never done anything as nature intended.
Assistant 134
07-18-2005, 01:16 PM
The Apartment
Goldie
07-18-2005, 01:24 PM
"You've done very well" Assistant 134.. PCO.. :mrgreen:
Assistant 134
07-19-2005, 08:16 AM
Customer - "Claude! You are getting absent minded!"
Mr. Humphires - "Well, It's a good thing he remember his Y-fronts."
Goldie
07-19-2005, 02:30 PM
Fifty Years On
Assistant 134
07-19-2005, 03:22 PM
Correct, Goldie. PCO!
Goldie
07-19-2005, 05:24 PM
Peacock: Madam, I don't like the tone of your voice.

Mrs. Yardswick: I don't like the color of your moustache, but I'm learning to live with it.
Assistant 134
07-19-2005, 05:33 PM
Is It Catching? ? :shrug:
Goldie
07-19-2005, 06:10 PM
That's correct, PCO.. :mrgreen:
Assistant 134
07-20-2005, 08:55 AM
Mr. Humphires - "Miss Brahms? Take the gentlemen's inside leg."

Miss Brahms - "You must be joking!"

Mr. Humphires - "Come on, dear?"

Miss Brahms - "No! It it's lady like."
Bert Spooner
07-20-2005, 12:19 PM
Cold Store
Assistant 134
07-21-2005, 09:00 AM
Correct. Your turn, Bert
Bert Spooner
07-21-2005, 10:23 AM
Mash - "Well, I hope someone shows up soon these bubbles is all drying up."
Assistant 134
07-21-2005, 12:11 PM
The Clock
Bert Spooner
07-22-2005, 12:07 PM
CORRECT
Assistant 134
07-22-2005, 02:19 PM
Miss Brahms - "I'm not entering. I just found out what the second part of the prize is and there's no way I'm gonna spend a week on his boat!"
Goldie
07-22-2005, 07:55 PM
FRONT PAGE STORY
Assistant 134
07-23-2005, 07:46 AM
Correct, Goldie. PCO! :D
Goldie
07-23-2005, 01:01 PM
Mrs. Slocombe - Captain Peacock, would you mind bisselling in another direction?
Captain Peacock - Mrs. Slocombe, I'm a married man. I've seen it all before.
Mrs. Slocombe - Not at this time in the morning, not at that angle, and not this one!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-23-2005, 09:54 PM
The Punch and Judy Affair
Goldie
07-23-2005, 11:45 PM
CORRECT GREG! :mrgreen:

PCO!!
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-24-2005, 04:04 AM
Slocombe - " Mr. Grainger, are you suggesting that I remove my underwear and put perfume there instead ??? "

Grainger - " Are you suggesting that I remove my trouser and put perfume there instead ??? "
Assistant 134
07-24-2005, 09:13 AM
His and Hers
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-24-2005, 08:23 PM
Correct Assistant 134... PCO !!!!! :mrgreen:
Assistant 134
07-25-2005, 07:44 AM
Mr. Rumbold - "Are you suggesting that I'm on the fiddle?!?"
Captain Peacock - "No, but you could be tuning up."
Assistant 134
07-27-2005, 04:01 PM
Mr. Rumbold - "Are you suggesting that I'm on the fiddle?!?"
Captain Peacock - "No, but you could be tuning up."

Hint: OMG's 90th birthday!
Old Mr. Grace
07-27-2005, 04:58 PM
My 90th birthday? Must be . . .

Roots?
Assistant 134
07-27-2005, 08:35 PM
Correct PCO
Old Mr. Grace
07-28-2005, 08:02 AM
Mr. Harman: You want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Mr. Grainger: The good news.

Mr. Harman: I could hear every word that was said.

Mr. Grainger: And the bad news?

Mr. Harman: Every word that was said.
Tim
07-28-2005, 09:32 AM
Goodbye, Mr. Grainger!
Old Mr. Grace
07-28-2005, 09:37 AM
Correct PCO
Tim
07-28-2005, 09:58 PM
MR. GRACE: a what?
MRS. SLOCOMBE: An inkling.
MR. GRACE: what's that?
MRS. SLOCOMBE:Well it's what a girl has when there's something special in the air.
MR. GRACE: Oh, you mean like hay fever, something like that.
Goldie
07-29-2005, 12:00 AM
Wedding Bells
Tim
07-29-2005, 07:40 PM
Right! PCO! :D
Goldie
07-29-2005, 09:58 PM
Humphries: I thought you weren't supposed to harm anything?animal, vegetable, or insect.


Lucas: I didn't say anything about fairy cakes.
Assistant 134
07-30-2005, 03:05 PM
The Hero
Goldie
07-30-2005, 07:59 PM
Correct.. :mrgreen: PCO!
Assistant 134
07-31-2005, 09:42 AM
Madame Trixie - "Oh, Champagin!"
Mr. Mash - "The Beer for the band's behind the piano!"
Greg WibblyWobbly
07-31-2005, 09:49 AM
The Clock
Assistant 134
07-31-2005, 09:53 AM
:wave: Correct, Greg. PCO!
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-02-2005, 08:41 PM
Slocombe - " No one adked you to pull 4 ferrets out of your trousers !!! "

Harman - " Actually there were 5 ferrets but one kept eluding me !!! "
missmacinthorpe
08-02-2005, 08:57 PM
The Pop Star
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-02-2005, 09:09 PM
Correct !!! PCO Miss Jackson !!!
missmacinthorpe
08-02-2005, 09:12 PM
I finally got one! Woo-hoo!

OK, I hope this is obscure enough to be challenging:

Mrs. Slocombe: Captain Peacock, are you going to stand there and hear me insulted?
Peacock: This seems as good a place as any.
Goldie
08-02-2005, 10:41 PM
Roots?
missmacinthorpe
08-03-2005, 07:17 AM
Correct. PCO.
Goldie
08-03-2005, 04:47 PM
Mrs. Slocombe -- "Well, Captain Peacock, it looks as though we're going to be able to trip the tight lanfastic."

Peacock -- "I beg your pardon?"

Humphries -- "She wants you to rip her tight elastic."
Tim
08-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Cuckoo Clock!
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-03-2005, 08:46 PM
Cuckoo Clock!

The Clock but we know what you meant Tim. You got it !!!http://lordgreg.minki.net/thumbup.gif
Tim
08-03-2005, 10:38 PM
Captain Peacock: "From DM/CR, To FW/L&GD/SP, Re: Tea"
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-04-2005, 04:15 AM
Coffee Morning
Tim
08-04-2005, 12:26 PM
In the soon to follow words of Miss Brahms, PCO!
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-04-2005, 07:10 PM
Mrs. Yardswick - " One jelly with cream on top. "

Harman - " 'ere, I asked for jelly and I didn't get it. "
missmacinthorpe
08-05-2005, 07:48 AM
Memories Are Made of This
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-05-2005, 07:32 PM
Correcto Mondo Miss Emily !!! PCO !!!!
missmacinthorpe
08-05-2005, 08:07 PM
Miss Brahms: "How's your queen pudding?"
Mr. Humphries: "It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise."
Mr. Lucas: "I don't know; it promised to be awful and it's disgusting."

Miss Jackson
Assistant 134
08-05-2005, 08:36 PM
NO SALE
missmacinthorpe
08-06-2005, 07:16 AM
Right you are! PCO

Miss Jackson
Assistant 134
08-06-2005, 09:02 AM
Ivy - "Did you order six teas for a departmental meeting?"

Rumbold - "Yes, Ivy."

Ivy - "CATCH!!" (throws teas at Rumbold)
missmacinthorpe
08-06-2005, 08:17 PM
The Punch and Judy Affair
Assistant 134
08-07-2005, 07:58 AM
Correct. PCO
missmacinthorpe
08-07-2005, 08:29 AM
Mr. Humphries: And if it's all right with you, I'd like to drop my trousers and display my y-fronts.

Miss Jackson
Old Mr. Grace
08-08-2005, 08:16 AM
The Pop Star
missmacinthorpe
08-08-2005, 09:10 AM
Right you are! PCO.
Old Mr. Grace
08-08-2005, 03:14 PM
:slocombe01: Just how good is a one star hotel?

:peacock01: Let me put it this way, there's no such thing as a no star hotel.
missmacinthorpe
08-08-2005, 03:20 PM
Hoorah for the Holidays
Old Mr. Grace
08-08-2005, 03:52 PM
Correct. PCO :D
missmacinthorpe
08-08-2005, 05:49 PM
Miss Brahms: I'm not working-class; I live in a detached house!
Assistant 134
08-08-2005, 07:51 PM
Calling All Customers
missmacinthorpe
08-09-2005, 05:44 AM
I guess I chose a bad quote; she says something similar in more than one episode. I'll PM Greg and ask him what we should do.
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-09-2005, 06:00 AM
I guess I chose a bad quote; she says something similar in more than one episode. I'll PM Greg and ask him what we should do.

I want to say add on to the line. I'm thinking it's the one where Harman follows up with " That's because they knocked down all the other ones around it !! "
But, Brahms did say that in "Calling All Customers" so Rach is right on this one. :wink:
Assistant 134
08-09-2005, 08:20 AM
Thanks, Greg :wink:

Mr. Lucas - "All I will say is that if I've ever been rude to you in the past, Captain Peacock, I'm very sorry."

Captain Peacock - "That's alright, Mr. Lucas. My permotion was not entirely unexepted."

Mr. Lucas - "I didn't see the word, permotion."

Captain Peacock - "What word did you see?"

Mr. Lucas - "Replacement."

Captain Peacock - "REPLACEMENT!"
Bert Spooner
08-09-2005, 11:16 AM
A Change is as Good as a Rest
Assistant 134
08-09-2005, 11:34 AM
Yes, Bert. Your turn
Bert Spooner
08-10-2005, 12:07 PM
Spooner - "You mean to tell me you wouldn't sit on an old man's knee for a thousand quid?"
Brahms - "Well, I might"
Spooner - "Would you for a pound?"
Goldie
08-10-2005, 12:38 PM
Front Page Story?
Bert Spooner
08-11-2005, 09:10 AM
Correct, PCO
Goldie
08-11-2005, 04:26 PM
Spooner-- How do you fancy "King of the Fairies" at 4 o'clock?


Mr. Humphries-- I don't finish work until half past five!
sonosun
08-11-2005, 04:52 PM
Gambling Fever
Goldie
08-11-2005, 11:41 PM
correct Mr. sonosun... PCO.. :mrgreen:
sonosun
08-12-2005, 01:00 AM
Mr Klein: She's a fine woman.There's a lot of love going to waste there.

Mr Humphries: First time I've felt sorry for her cat.
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-12-2005, 05:16 AM
The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe
sonosun
08-12-2005, 06:32 PM
Right as rain Mr Wobbly. You now have the priviledge of posting the next teaser. :lol:
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-12-2005, 08:27 PM
Mrs. Slocombe - " Mind you, he has sinned. "

Mr. Spooner - " What are you talking about ?? All he did was stick his hands down a pair of bristols to be to the blancmange. I could understand all the fuss if he'd given her one. "
Assistant 134
08-13-2005, 07:49 AM
A Personal Problem
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-16-2005, 05:25 AM
Very Good Rach... PCO !!!!
Assistant 134
08-16-2005, 11:10 AM
Mr. Lucas - "It could be a sale!"
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-16-2005, 06:49 PM
Fire Practice
Assistant 134
08-17-2005, 10:34 AM
Correct, Greg. PCO
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-18-2005, 05:30 AM
Humphries - " Sir wouldn't want the rest of his regiment to think he's gone to the dogs. "

Customer - " What do you mean ?? I've got my own building firm !! "
missmacinthorpe
08-18-2005, 08:14 AM
I'm probably wrong, but is it "Up Captain Peacock"?

Miss Jackson
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-19-2005, 04:53 AM
Very good Miss Emily !!!!! PCO !!!
missmacinthorpe
08-19-2005, 08:01 AM
Peacock: I do not want to see fallen hairs on your collar again.
Lucas: No, sir. If I feel it falling, I'll jump out of the way.

Miss Jackson
Assistant 134
08-19-2005, 09:34 AM
The Old Order Changes
missmacinthorpe
08-19-2005, 01:12 PM
Right you are! PCO.

Miss Jackson
Assistant 134
08-19-2005, 07:14 PM
Mr Rumbold - (reading note) "Tell Humphries, 5:30 behind the bandstand and I'll take all the woo he can pitch!"
missmacinthorpe
08-19-2005, 07:48 PM
The Agent
Assistant 134
08-20-2005, 08:51 AM
Correct. PCO! :mrgreen:
missmacinthorpe
08-20-2005, 01:37 PM
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, I think it's time we had a change of sex on the floor.
Captain Peacock: Am I to understand that you're recommending Mr. Humphries?
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-20-2005, 08:55 PM
Hand Of Fate
missmacinthorpe
08-21-2005, 01:10 AM
Jawohl. PCO
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-21-2005, 08:08 AM
Peacock - "May we inquire why you're wearing that hat ?"

Slocombe - "A customer wanted to see how it looked on me."

Peacock - "Where is the customer?"

Slocombe - "She left."
Assistant 134
08-21-2005, 09:19 AM
Father Christmas Affair
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-21-2005, 12:00 PM
Very Good !!! PCO !!!
Assistant 134
08-22-2005, 08:31 AM
Captain Peacock (sings) - Night and Day, you are the one. Only you..."

Mr. Rumbold - "NO! Those are the wrong chords for that!"
missmacinthorpe
08-22-2005, 10:16 AM
Got to be "The Night Club"
Assistant 134
08-22-2005, 12:03 PM
It is. PCO
missmacinthorpe
08-22-2005, 04:45 PM
Mr. Humphries: I'm not ready to get married!
Mr. Spooner: How do you know?
Mr. Humphries: My mother told me.
Assistant 134
08-23-2005, 10:14 AM
Lost and Found?
missmacinthorpe
08-24-2005, 09:01 AM
Correct. PCO.
Assistant 134
08-25-2005, 04:32 PM
Mrs. Slocombe - "Just a minute! Put that counter down!"
Tim
08-25-2005, 05:21 PM
A Bliss Girl
Assistant 134
08-26-2005, 08:44 AM
Correct, Tim. Carry on
Tim
08-26-2005, 09:04 PM
Mr. Grace: "I'm 80, with short white hair... and hardly any bust at all."
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-27-2005, 07:42 AM
No Sale
Tim
08-27-2005, 10:03 AM
Good job! (Cracks me up how he checks himself before he says so!) PCO
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-28-2005, 07:46 AM
Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, what exactly is going on?"

Humphries - "This gentleman's practicing his exposure."

Peacock - "Well I know it takes all sorts to make up a world but may I suggest that you and your friend confine such activities to your leasure hours."
missmacinthorpe
08-28-2005, 03:55 PM
Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person (?)
Greg WibblyWobbly
08-28-2005, 08:28 PM
Very Good Miss Jackson !!! PCO !!!
missmacinthorpe
08-29-2005, 06:43 AM
Mr. Harman: Did you and your secretary have a nice time on your yacht?
Young Mr. Grace: No, no; it was all up and down, up and down?
Bert Spooner
08-29-2005, 09:05 AM
By Appointment
missmacinthorpe
08-30-2005, 02:57 PM
Correct. PCO.
Bert Spooner
08-31-2005, 12:10 PM
Customer - "By the way, get rid of him. He's very bad for your image."
Old Mr. Grace
08-31-2005, 02:45 PM
The Sweet Smell of Success :shrug:
Bert Spooner
09-01-2005, 08:58 AM
No, sorry, try again
Assistant 134
09-01-2005, 01:09 PM
Grounds For Divorce
Bert Spooner
09-02-2005, 12:01 PM
CORRECT
Assistant 134
09-03-2005, 09:07 AM
Mr. Rumbold - "I sent for you to tell you that Mr. Grainger will be taking over."

Captain Peacock - "MR. GRAINGER!!!!!!
Tim
09-03-2005, 10:01 AM
Watched it last night!

Forward Mr. Grainger


Mrs. Slocombe: "It's on the tip of me tongue....A Plughole!"
mrsslocombe
09-03-2005, 08:09 PM
Sit Out



(Mr. Lucas and Mr. Humphries attempt to remove a very small sweater from the "small handicap" customer.)
Mr. Lucas (pulling from the front): "It's like pulling a Christmas cracker, isn't it?"
Mr. Humphries (holding down the rear): "I wonder who's going to get the novelty?"
Assistant 134
09-04-2005, 08:07 AM
Correct, Tim. PCO!
Tim
09-04-2005, 10:21 PM
Whoa, Rach!
:wink: mrsslocombe got it, and hers is now pending.
mrsslocombe
09-04-2005, 10:42 PM
Here's mine again:

Mr. Lucas and Mr. Humphries attempt to remove a very small sweater from the "small handicap" customer.)
Mr. Lucas (pulling from the front): "It's like pulling a Christmas cracker, isn't it?"
Mr. Humphries (holding down the rear): "I wonder who's going to get the novelty?"
missmacinthorpe
09-05-2005, 05:55 AM
Wedding Bells
mrsslocombe
09-05-2005, 12:13 PM
Correct
missmacinthorpe
09-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Peacock: "Mrs. Slocombe, I hope your cat won't suffer unduly from its enforced confinement."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, it's not confined. It's shut up."
mrsslocombe
09-05-2005, 06:17 PM
Our Figures are Slipping?
missmacinthorpe
09-06-2005, 06:48 AM
Correct. PCO
mrsslocombe
09-06-2005, 11:54 AM
Peacock: "Mr. Humphries, have you the time?"
Humphries: "It depends on what you had in mind, Captain Peacock. Well, I make it 25 past something or other. I must get a new tail for my Mickey Mouse
missmacinthorpe
09-06-2005, 03:31 PM
Big Brother
mrsslocombe
09-06-2005, 05:24 PM
Correct
missmacinthorpe
09-07-2005, 06:09 AM
Mrs. Slocombe (to customer): "Flowers are very much in vogue."
Miss Brahms: "Yes, and in all the other women's magazines."
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-08-2005, 04:52 AM
Cold Store
missmacinthorpe
09-08-2005, 07:43 AM
Correct. PCO.
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-09-2005, 04:42 AM
Slocombe - "I've seen them. They're the ones with fringes and little short smocks."

Humphries - "That's what gave my Mother the idea."
Assistant 134
09-09-2005, 09:33 AM
Top Hat and Tails
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-10-2005, 02:30 PM
Correct Rach...PCO !!!
Assistant 134
09-11-2005, 08:55 AM
Mr. Humphries - *singing* "And the days dewindle down, to a percious few, September, November.
Bert Spooner
09-12-2005, 12:15 PM
The Erotic Dreams Of Mrs Slocombe
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-13-2005, 04:49 AM
Lost and Found
Assistant 134
09-13-2005, 08:32 AM
PCO< GREG!!!!!!!!
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-14-2005, 05:19 AM
Grainger - "The only qualifications I seem to have is that of a chairman."

Peacock - "A comanpy chairman ??"

Grainger - "No, a deck chairman !"
missmacinthorpe
09-14-2005, 06:06 AM
Take-over (one of my faves)

Miss Jackson
Greg WibblyWobbly
09-15-2005, 04:57 AM
Very Good Miss Emily...PCO.:thumb:
missmacinthorpe
09-15-2005, 07:07 AM
Captain Peacock: "Don't procrastinate!"
Mr. Harman: "I shall look that up, and if it ain't very polite, I shall probably come back and call you a very long word meaning 'twit'."