AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[missmacinthorpe]

luvtrevor, you are correct. PCO

[luvtrevor]

Mrs. Slocombe: Men can be beasts!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

A Personal Problem

[luvtrevor]

P C O, Lovely Miss :saludando:

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Harman - "I shall look that up, and if it ain't very polite, I shall probably come back and call you a very long word meaning 'twit'."

[missmacinthorpe]

Fire Practice

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Rumbold: Where have you been, Mr. Humphries?
Mr. Humphries: Where no other man has ever been before.
Mrs. Slocombe: Have you been in the ladies' powder room?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Father Christmas Affair

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss Brahms - "We'll burn the place down; that'll do it!"
Captain Peacock - "We want to get fired, not jailed."

[offthefloor]

sit out

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

I'm sorry, but that's not it. Try again. :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Take-over

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

I'm sorry, but that's not it. Try again. :)

[luvtrevor]

Monkey Business!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Mrs. Slocombe: The same thing happened to me once, with a centurion tank.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Diamonds Are a Man's Best Friend

[luvtrevor]

Yes! Now give us another good stumper, LMSB!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe - "Are you Captain Stephen Peacock, a floorwalker at Grace Brothers?"

Captain Peacock - "No, I'm a rice pudding maker from Epping Forest!"

[Tim]

Conduct Unbecoming!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Tim! PCO! :)

[Tim]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Every morning at 6:15 it drops its clockwork mouse on me pillow and it won't give over...not until I've wound it up and had a game under the bed."

[offthefloor]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[Tim]

Correct OTF! PCO!

[offthefloor]

:slochead:Our eyes met and I knew you knew I knew you knew I knew

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Lost and Found

[offthefloor]

Correct LMSB!! do carry on

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Humphries - "I'll take the customer into the changing room, Mr. Grainger, and put his clothes on a coat-hanger."

Mr. Grainger - "And come straight back, Mr. Humphries."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I myself am having a brain fart on this one. How's about a little hint ?? :D

[Cat_Lover]

I know which episode you're talking about, but I can't for the life of me think of the name of it at the moment.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Hint: The staff planning on going on holiday.

I hope this helps.

[Tim]

Hoorah for the Holidays!

[Cat_Lover]

Bugger! That's it. That'll teach me for not spending all day on the boards. :p

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Tim! PCO! :)

[Tim]

Mrs. Slocombe: "...Mrs. Axleby fell down a couple of times... well, the pavements are very uneven 'round my way, and we was wearing our high heel ankle straps..."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrs. Slocombe: "...Mrs. Axleby fell down a couple of times... well, the pavements are very uneven 'round my way, and we was wearing our high heel ankle straps..."

Give 'em a little hint Tim.

[Tim]

The same eppy has
Capt. Peacock (sarcastically): "I shall rush home and tell Mrs. Peacock!"

[Assistant 134]

Forward Mr Grainger

[Cat_Lover]

Ignore me. Assistant 134 got in first. :oops::oops::oops:

[Tim]

Assistant 134 is on the money! PCO!

[Assistant 134]

Miss Brahms - "Ooo Mrs Slocombe, I wonder how much you're gonna get !!"
Mrs Slocombe - "Well, there's not that much difference between Captain Peacock and myself, age wise."

[Diana Yarswick]

Strong Stuff, this Insurance

[Assistant 134]

Correc Diana !!! DPCO!!!!!

[Diana Yarswick]

ooo pure velour!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[Diana Yarswick]

Why yes, your Wibbiness. Please wobble on...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Diana Yardswick - " 'ere, lift people can't sit here, move two tables back !!"

[Assistant 134]

Pop Star

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach !!! PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

Mrs Slocombe (In a child-like Voice) "Who is this nice man?"

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Memories Are Made Of This

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I use my executive decision and give you the "go ahead" LMSB.
PCO !!!!!!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Captain Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, have you got the time?"

Mr. Humphries - "It depends on what you had in mind, Captain Peacock. Well, I make it 25 past something or other. I must get a new tail for my Mickey Mouse."

[Cat_Lover]

Big Brother?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct aussiehpnut! PCO! :)

[Cat_Lover]

Mr. Grainger - "People really seldom curtsy in these days."
Mr. Humphries - "My milkman does."
Mr. Lucas - "You should stop answering the door in a tiara."
Mr. Humphries - "You've been there early, haven't you?"

[missmacinthorpe]

Top Hat and Tails

[Cat_Lover]

Yep, missmacinthorpe. PCO.

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: I deplore the sight of female figures without knickers!

[Assistant 134]

Shedding the Load

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mr Grainger - "Do you like to show a lot of cuff, Sir?"

[offthefloor]

hand of fate?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"Hoorah For The Holidays"

[Assistant 134]

Correct Wibbie !!!! PCO !!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Humphries - "You noa talka toa my papa likea that !!"

[missmacinthorpe]

The Hold-Up

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM, PCO !!!!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "Mr. Grainger, do you know your vital statistics?"
Mr. Grainger: "I've had no interest in them since I lost sight of my toes."

[offthefloor]

Top Hat and Tails

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[offthefloor]

Humphries : I've never been spoken to like that in the whole of my life! I quite enjoyed it

[luvtrevor]

The Old Order Changes ?

[offthefloor]

Correct PCO!!!

[luvtrevor]

Mrs. Slocombe - Oh, I didn't see you there... whoever you are!

[missmacinthorpe]

"The Sweet Smell of Success"?

[Diana Yarswick]

I think that's actually
It Pays to Advertise

[luvtrevor]

I'm sorry, missmacinthorpe, great try and it absolutely sounds like it could have been SSOS! Diana - you're correct so please carry on!

[Assistant 134]

Next please !!

[Diana Yarswick]

:humphries01: I was only in the Chatham branch for half a day before I was stolen! Heaven knows where I am now!

[Cat_Lover]

It Pays to Advertise?

[Diana Yarswick]

Way to go! Batter up!

[Cat_Lover]

If she burns her bra we'll have to call out the London Fire brigade.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Pilot Episode

[Cat_Lover]

Yep, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Captain Peacock - "We fear that Mr. Humphries is being suborned by Mr. Goldberg."

Young Mr. Grace - "Well, he's been asking for it, hasn't he?"

[Goldie]

The Agent?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Goldie! PCO! :)

[Goldie]

~Humphries~ I'll take the customer into the changing room, Mr. Grainger, and put his clothes on a coat-hanger.

~Grainger~ And come straight back, Mr. Humphries.

[Assistant 134]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[Goldie]

Correct.. PCO!

[Assistant 134]

Mr Grainger "They called me 'Stinky Grainger'."

[Cat_Lover]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:thumbup: PCO Aussiphnut !!!!

[Cat_Lover]

"The central heating broke down and I had to hold my pussy in front of it. It was frozen solid."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[Cat_Lover]

Right on, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "Captain Peacock, if this department goes down, what will you do?"

Captain Peacock - "Probably salute."

[missmacinthorpe]

Calling All Customers

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Customer: I'd like a brigade tie.
Spooner: Certainly, sir. Fire or ambulance?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Sweet Smell Of Success

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct LMSB. PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe - "That's the trouble nowadays: all the wrong people have the money."

[missmacinthorpe]

Heir Apparent

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: Floorwalking has always been a man's job in this department.
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, I don't see why. I mean, anybody can stand there with their nose in the air looking stupid.

[Goldie]

Hand of Fate?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, Goldie. PCO

[Goldie]

~ Mrs. Slocombe ~ Apparently it all started as thick soup with little orgasms crawling around.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Anything You Can Do

[Goldie]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Young Mr. Grace - "There's a great difference between you and me...I own the place, you don't."

[Cat_Lover]

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct aussiehpnut! PCO! :)

[Cat_Lover]

"This one is unsigned, and suggests that you do something physically impossible with the suggestion box."

[Goldie]

Think Tank?

[Cat_Lover]

Right on, Goldie. PCO.

[Goldie]

~ Young Mr. Grace ~ Something…something…something…something…something… something.

[Cat_Lover]

By Appointment

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Aussiephnut, PCO !!!

[Goldie]

Sorry.. I was away this weekend. :wave: .. Thanks, Greg. :)

[Cat_Lover]

"Captain Peacock, I do not respond to any man's finger".

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

A Bliss Girl

[Cat_Lover]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Grainger - "One has to take one's wife out occasionally for an airing."

[luvtrevor]

Fifty Years On

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Lucas: It'll finish her!

[Eva]

Do You Take This Man?

[luvtrevor]

Yes! Please Carry On..

[Eva]

Spooner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077634/): I had to kiss three girls in Camping to get this.
Brahms (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0723910/): But there's only two girls in camping and a man with a beard!
Spooner (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077634/): So I found out when I lit the lamp.

[missmacinthorpe]

Roots

[Eva]

Yes! PCO MM

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: Men can be beasts!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

A Personal Problem

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "I think Mr. Humphries may have put his finger on it."

[luvtrevor]

Closed Circuit ?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Peacock: Does the British Army ceasing to use cologne mean anything to you?

[Evey]

Fifty years on

[luvtrevor]

:yes: P C O!!

[Evey]

Mr Humphries: Yes, they're just like the real thing, aren't they Mr Lucas?
Mr Lucas: We daren't put two pairs in the same drawer together, sir

[offthefloor]

cold comfort?

[Evey]

Correct OTF, PCO! :D

[offthefloor]

Capt. Peacock- So what it boils down to is that we've been called in at 8:30 to get a two-bob bit and hear the amazing news that you've got odd socks on

[Goldie]

Happy Returns?

[offthefloor]

Yup Yup Goldie PCO

[Goldie]

:humphries01: I thought you weren't supposed to harm anything—animal, vegetable, or insect.


:lucas01: I didn't say anything about fairy cakes.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Hero

[Goldie]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Diana Yardswick - "I'm under a great strain cooking for you lot."

Miss Brahms - "You'd be under a lot more strain if you had to eat it!"

[Goldie]

Anything You Can Do?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Sorry but it's incorrect, Goldie. Good try though. :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Is It Catching?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: You could go off and join the Foreign Legion.
Capt. Peacock: That did cross my mind—forgetting it all with a tough bunch of men.
Mr. Humphries: It's crossed my mind occasionally.

[offthefloor]

50/50....Grounds for divorce?

[missmacinthorpe]

"Grounds for Divorce" is correct. PCO.

[offthefloor]

Mr. Humphries- If you're going to put the stew in the oven, for goodness sakes take me slippers out!!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[offthefloor]

Correct PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "Something quite shocking has come to my ears."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Wedding Bells

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Greg! PCO! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:graingerhead: "Mrs. Slocombe, I demand you take your underwear down immediately."

[Cat_Lover]

Shoulder to Shoulder

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Aussie, PCO !!!

[Cat_Lover]

Let's see if I get the right thread for this this time:-


MR. GRAINGER: ...Maybe that's because you've got a fat face, piggy eyes, and a pimple on your nose!

[luvtrevor]

No Sale

[Cat_Lover]

Right, luvtrevor. PCO.

[luvtrevor]

Mrs. Slocombe: Well um.. it's just a question of knowing how to do it!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"Anything You Can Do"

[luvtrevor]

Yes, you know it Greg. PCO!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Goldberg - "My brother works at a nudist colony."

[Cat_Lover]

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Aussie, PCO !!! :thumbup:

[Cat_Lover]

Mr. Rumbold: "How an I going to get down?"
Mr. Spooner: "Jump off the parapet and flap your ears."

[offthefloor]

sit out

[Cat_Lover]

Right, offthefloor. PCO.

[offthefloor]

Mr. Humphries: I'll have you know I'm perfectly sober. Whether I'm perfectly sane or not is another matter

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Lost and Found

[offthefloor]

Correct PCO LMSB

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss. Brahms - "If you're not satisfied with the goods, bring them back with the receipt and ask for your money back. You won't get it, but you can ask."

[luvtrevor]

The Hero

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Peacock: Mrs. Slocombe, I don't think he's quite as broad-minded as we are.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Dear Sexy Knickers

[luvtrevor]

Yes indeed Lovely Miss. Your turn...

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe - "I'm not playing at nothing! Only I would ask you to remember that Parliament has passed the Sexual Relations Act, which states that women are just as good at it as men! And, what's more, they should be paid the same for doing it!"

[missmacinthorpe]

The Father Christmas Affair

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Harman (to Captain Peacock): "When we take over, you'll be the first to go; you know that, don't you?"

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Club

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Grainger - "Well, even in the French Revolution, the victims weren't expected to chop off their own heads."

[offthefloor]

Coffee Morning?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

I'm sorry but that's not correct. Good try though. :)

[Tim]

His and Hers

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Tim! PCO! :)

[Tim]

(I'm out of town for the next few days, and don't have much info at hand, so if I don't reply right away or words are not verbatim, please bear with me...)

Captain Peacock: "...heaven knows where they are now!"
Miss Brahms: "Lost in suburbia."

[Tim]

Hint: "Sluiced out of the goldfish pond."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

New Look?

[Tim]

Nope.
Actually they were in the goldfish pond and got sluiced into the gutter. Try again!:)

[Goldie]

New Look?

[Goldie]

Scratch that last post.. I just saw that someone already answered that and it was wrong.. :|

[luvtrevor]

Friends and Neighbors ??

[Goldie]

Anything You Can Do?

[Tim]

No, and No.
Good one, huh?:lol:

I think you can get it, but if you need another hint:

"tiddling all morning";)

[offthefloor]

Up Captain Peacock?

[Tim]

No.
(I didn't think this one was that hard, really.:?)

[Eva]

Sit Out :?

[Tim]

YOU GOT IT!:DPCO, AUBS_4Eva.

[Eva]

Mr. Rumbold: I'm so glad you feel that Stephen, because there's something I've been wanting to say to you all day
Captain Peacock: Oh really Cuthbert, what's that?
Mr. Rumbold: Get stuffed

[Cat_Lover]

The Old Order Changes?

[Eva]

Yep aussie :) PCO :)

[Cat_Lover]

But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies?

[luvtrevor]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest ?

[Cat_Lover]

Right again. PCO, luvtrevor.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Luvtrevor, PCO.
If Luvtrevor doesn't check in tomorrow morning then I'll put a new one up.

[luvtrevor]

(oops, sorry!) :oops:

Humphries: The last two buttons on the cuff are fully operational. You wouldn't get that on a cheap jacket would you Mr. Lucas?

[Tim]

The Apartment (which I watched just last night!)

[luvtrevor]

LOL, yep me too which is why I chose this episode for the next tagline. PCO Tim.

[Tim]

Mr. Humphries: "If we're going to kiss it, we ought to know what it is."

[missmacinthorpe]

"Roots?"

[Tim]

PCO, missmacinthorpe!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "My father noticed something funny about me when I was six."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

That Hand Of Fate

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "Yes, I can see it all now. There you are in the queue, you get up to the counter, you put in your card and a voice says, 'Now, then, Peacock, what are we going to do wit' you, mon? What are your qualifications? We don't have no jobs for nobody standing around lookin' snooty all day. You bus conductor Monday. Next please.'"

[luvtrevor]

Bliss Girl (good job on copying that whole little monologue down! )

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Harmon: That's a nice looking pair. Can I have a feel?

[missmacinthorpe]

The Night Club

[luvtrevor]

Yes! PCO missmacinthorpe.

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Flowers are very much in vogue."
Miss Brahms: "Yes, and in all the other women's magazines."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Cold Store

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe - "We just had a few gin and tonics...only one of the tonics I had must've been bad. They are sometimes, you know. Anyway, I came over all dizzy. Mrs. Axelby had to put me to bed."

[offthefloor]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

I'm sorry but that's incorrect. Try again if you want. :)

[luvtrevor]

Wedding Bells

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct luvtrevor! PCO! :)

[luvtrevor]

Rumbold: You are after all, quite an unusual person!

[Tim]

Front Page Story

[luvtrevor]

Yep! Please Carry On

[Tim]

Mrs Slocombe: "It must be magic being married to you!"

There are TWO correct answers!:yes:
Name both for extra kudos! :shakeshout:
But one will earn a PCO!