AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[luvtrevor]

The Old Order Changes ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO.

[luvtrevor]

Lucas: A pram was being pushed along a not so very different street.

[Tim]

Founder's Day !

[luvtrevor]

You got it, PCO

[Tim]

Mr. Harman:
"Don't breathe it in or you'll get silicosis!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in....

Happy Returns

[Tim]

Correct! PCO!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:brahmhead1: "You live in a dream world, don't you ?"

[missmacinthorpe]

Cold Store

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM !!!! PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Belfridge (suffering from a cold): Would you like for me to move a bit further away?
Peacock: No, I'm reasonably immune.

[Assistant 134]

The Smell of Sweet Success

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe - "Now that's something I just can't understand. Why anybody would wanted to buy a magazine with a picture of a nude man in it?"

Miss Brahms - "I thought Burt Reynolds looked quite sexy."

Mrs. Slocombe - "Well you couldn't see anything. His arm was in the way.

[missmacinthorpe]

Dear Sexy Knickers

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM, PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Tebbs: We must look after the little things; big things take care of themselves.

[Assistant 134]

By Appointment

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries - "Don't you start! I've got a very short fuse!"
Mr. Harmon - "That's the rumour that's going 'round Packing."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"Friends and Neighbours"

[Assistant 134]

Corrrect, Wibbie!!! PCO!!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:lucas01: "I like the sound of Mrs. Slocombe, it's the sight of Mrs. Slocombe that puts me off."

[Assistant 134]

The Agent

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct !!! PCO !!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Hello ???? Rach ?????

[Assistant 134]

Sorry...

Mrs. Peacock - "I have pressed it... right down the lavitory! And I've pulled the chain!"
Captain Peacock - "But we bought that dinner jacket together."

[offthefloor]

oh what a tangled web?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, PCO!!

[offthefloor]

Slocombe: Right! Fairy Cake!!

[Assistant 134]

Shedding the Load

[offthefloor]

For some reason...I had a feeling Rach would get this one :lol:

PCO assistant 134 you are correct!!

[Assistant 134]

:lol:

Captain Peacock - One more insult from that man and these clothes are coming off!
Mr Humphries - Don't start distracting me now! I'm very busy!

[Tim]

Takeover !

next! (snapping fingers!) ;)

[Assistant 134]

Correct Tim, PCO!! You make the next one

[Tim]

Mr. Harmon: "You've just made a happy man feel very old."

[missmacinthorpe]

Monkey Business

[Tim]

Yes! Proceed :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "It's nearly opening time!"

[offthefloor]

ok...I have no clue really.....but I'll guess....Oh what a tangled web?

[missmacinthorpe]

No; sorry. It's from an episode that recently celebrated an important milestone.

MM

[Tim]

No; sorry. It's from an episode that recently celebrated an important milestone.

MM

I'll say the Pilot episode then, but I've had another I can't get out of my visual mind, and I saw it within the last week arrrrrrgh! ;)

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Tim]

Mrs. Slocombe: "He blew on 'is hands, and he gave me a right going over."

[missmacinthorpe]

Guessing: "Strong Stuff, This Insurance"

[Sir Humphries]

The Club

[Tim]

Corrrrect Sir Humphries! PCO!

[Sir Humphries]

Mrs. Slocombe: "His wiggling finger got right up my nose."

[offthefloor]

a bliss girl

[Sir Humphries]

Correct!! PCO offthefloor!!

[offthefloor]

Humphries- I make it 25 past something or other. I must get a new tail for my Mickey Mouse.

[Assistant 134]

Big Brother

[offthefloor]

correct Rach dear PCO

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock- When's the happy day?
Mrs Slocombe - Today
Captain Peacock - Today!
Mrs Slocombe- I turned him down

[missmacinthorpe]

Wedding Bells

[Assistant 134]

Correct!! PCO!!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: We fear that Mr. Humphries is being suborned by Mr. Goldberg.
Young Mr. Grace: Well, he's been asking for it, hasn't he?

[Goldie]

The Agent?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Goldie]

:slochead1: ~ I notice she didn't burst into tears when she thought it was me.


:lucas01: ~ Funny, that.

[Tim]

Oh, What a Tangled Web

[Goldie]

Correct, Tim. PCO!!

[Tim]

Mr. Humphries: "...A-S-D-I-C full stop..."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"A Bliss Girl"

[Tim]

GWW, that is right! I thought you were stumped for awhile. PCO!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

No, I try not to step into the games until they've gone unanswered for a few days. :)



:harman01: "Blimey, it's Mick Jaggar and Twiggy's Mum !!!"

[Assistant 134]

The Old Order Changes

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correctomondo Rach, PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries to Mr Grainger - "Stand by to make it permenant."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in on this one ....

Oh What A Tangled Web

[Assistant 134]

Correct Wibbie!! PCO!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"We've come up from Somerset, where cider apples grow"

[luvtrevor]

Roots ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Luvtrevor !!! PCO !!!

[luvtrevor]

Mr. Grainger: United we stand, divided we fall!
Mr. Humphries: Wish I'd thought of that!

[offthefloor]

coffee morning?

[luvtrevor]

offthefloor, your turn!

[offthefloor]

Humphries- Well, if you’re looking for someone with drive, tact, ingenuity, class and charisma, I know the very person, but he’s too modest to mention his name, so I’ll just point. (points at himself)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It's been 2 days so I'll step in on this one ...

"Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person"

[offthefloor]

Correct Greg PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:spoonerhead:"Keep on eating those creames and no one will know you've been reduced."

[Assistant 134]

Sit Out

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach, PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock - "Now for dress, I suggest Black Tie."
Mr Humphries - "What, Nothing else?"

[offthefloor]

the clock

[Assistant 134]

Correct OTF!! PCO!

[offthefloor]

peacock: If one were drowning, Mr. Rumbold would be the first to hold out an electric cow prod

[Goldie]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[offthefloor]

correct Goldie PCO

[Goldie]

Cleaner ~ He sends me!

Peacock ~ Not far enough.

[luvtrevor]

The Pop Star ?

[Goldie]

Correct, Luvtrevor! PCO! :biggrin:

[luvtrevor]

Peacock: One Fails Frequently, Occasionally One Succeeds

[Assistant 134]

Up Captain Peacock

[luvtrevor]

Yes indeed Rach, P C O.

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries to Mr Goldberg - "Just cabbage? You haven't become a vegetarian have you?"

[offthefloor]

strong stuff this insurance

[Assistant 134]

Correct OTF!! PCO!!

[offthefloor]

Lucas: Blimey, I wouldn't have liked to have ridden off to the Crusades leavin' you behind. You've been out of your chastity belt before I got to Dover.

Brahms: Don't worry, I'll be back into it as soon as you got home

[luvtrevor]

New Look ?

[offthefloor]

correct PCO

[luvtrevor]

Mrs. Slocombe: Well! I shall have to go over your head.. which won't be all that difficult.

[Assistant 134]

Wedding Bells ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"The Pilot"

[luvtrevor]

So sorry Rach, but Greg is the winner this round. P C O Greg.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Miss Belfridge - "Aren't you afraid I'll give you my cold ?"

[Assistant 134]

Sweet Smell of Success

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach !!! PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

Miss Brahms - "I ordered a large Gin and Tonic with a lot of ice, put it on his bill and poured it down the front of his trousers. That got his hand off."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Give us a hint Rach, I know it's one of the earlier ones.

[Assistant 134]

Hint: The store opened for business at half past eight in the morning to catch the customers on their way to work.

[offthefloor]

no sale

[Assistant 134]

Correct OTF!!! PCO!!!

[offthefloor]

Rumbold: Let's say we're a typical married couple coming into the store. We've been married for ten years, we know what we want, but we don't know where to find it.

Slocombe: It must be magic being married to you

[Tim]

Sit Out

[offthefloor]

correct Tim PCO

[Tim]

Mr. Rumbold: "Ohh, that was very naughty Mrs. Slocombe! But let it not be said that I haven't got a sense of humor."

[Assistant 134]

Monkey Business

[Tim]

Well done, Assistant 134! Next! ;)

[Assistant 134]

Ballet Teacher - "And 1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and 5, and 6, and 7, and 8!"
Mr Humphries and Mr Lucas (in a high pitched voice)- "And 1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and 5, and 6, and 7, and 8!"

[Goldie]

Strong Stuff This Insurance?

[Assistant 134]

Correct Goldie!! PCO!!!

[Goldie]

Mrs. Slocombe ~ Me and Joan Collins are just (snaps fingers) that much apart.

[missmacinthorpe]

Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe

[Goldie]

Correct.. PCO! :biggrin:

[missmacinthorpe]

Spooner: How do you fancy "King of the Fairies" at 4 o'clock?
Humphries: I don't finish work until half past five!

[offthefloor]

gambling fever?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[offthefloor]

:humphries01: And there I was, about to be washed away on a tidal wave of passion, when me mother banged on the bonnet with a rolling pin and gave her a minute to get out or make an honest man of me.

[Assistant 134]

A Bliss girl

[offthefloor]

Correct Rach PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mr Harmon - "It's the new point of display model for 'If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Hat' Week."

[Assistant 134]

Hint: Mrs Slocombe's birthday!!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Fifty Years On

[Assistant 134]

Correct!! PCO!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Grainger: My-my-my teeth won't stop chattering.
Humphries: Well, put them in your pocket.

[offthefloor]

mrs. slocombe expects?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[offthefloor]

Humphries- A glass of water for Mr. Grainger...and a tranquilizer for Mr. Lucas

[Assistant 134]

His and Hers

[offthefloor]

Correct Rach PCO

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock - "Mrs Slocombe, I have a very difficult task."
Mrs Slocombe - "Use mine Captain Peacock. It's sharper."

[Tim]

Goodbye Mrs. Slocombe

[Assistant 134]

Correct Tim!! PCO!!!

[Tim]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Well, REAL custard is made from new laid eggs, fresh creamy milk, and refined castle sugar."

[luvtrevor]

No Sale ?

[Tim]

Right you are, luvtrevor!

[luvtrevor]

Mr. Rumbold: Mrs. Slocombe is highly regarded both by myself and the whole department.

[Assistant 134]

Calling All Customers ?

[luvtrevor]

Yes! P C O

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock - "Well Mr Humphries, it would appear that for the moment your troubles are at an end.

Mr Humphries - "On the conterary Captain Peacock, they're just beginning."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

[Assistant 134]

Correct. PCO!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "We can't all just kip down like Sodom and Gomorrah."
Humphries: "Or Swan and Edgar."

[offthefloor]

camping in

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[offthefloor]

:humphries01: I used overnight tan. It wasn't quite dark enough so I stuck me head in the oven for five minutes on regulo two.

[offthefloor]

ok...here's a hint..think multi colored hair

[Tim]

It Pays to Advertise

[offthefloor]

sorry tim but thats not it...if no one gets it by tomorrow I'll put up another

[luvtrevor]

I think... Wedding Bells

[offthefloor]

Correct Luvtrevor PCO

[luvtrevor]

Mr. Humphries: Bright eyed and bushy tailed, Mrs. Slocombe.

[Sir Humphries]

"The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe"

[luvtrevor]

A very BRIGHT answer, Sir. PCO

[Sir Humphries]

Mrs. Slocombe: "I'm trying to get my pussy on the phone!!"

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Was it The Night Club?

[Sir Humphries]

Correct LMSB!!! PCO!!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Grainger - "I said we shouldn't have had mistletoe. It always causes trouble."

[girlfriendofmrlucas]

Forward mr. Grainger

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

No, that's not it. You can try again though. :)

[Assistant 134]

Oh, What a Tangled Web ?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Rach! PCO! :)

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Humphries - "I don't seem to have any turkey. Unless it's under me sprouts."

[offthefloor]

christmas crackers

[Assistant 134]

Correct!! PCO!!!

[offthefloor]

oh my I completely forgot about this one

:humphries01: If a man rings up with a Scottish accent, you're the cleaner and you've never heard of me. No, I don't owe him any money...I don't owe him anything. What do you mean there's someone coming up the garden path in a kilt? Well, look, lock the door and hide in the cupboard. I'll phone you before I leave here. Whatever you do, don't open the door unless it's a young policeman carrying a rolled umbrella. And if I can borrow a helmet from the toy department, that'll be me

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

No Sale

[offthefloor]

Correct PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "I can't find the small of her back. I can find the big of her back, but I can't find the small of her back."

[missmacinthorpe]

Top Hat and Tails

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: I deplore the sight of female figures without knickers!

[Assistant 134]

Shedding the Load

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Miss Brahms - "He's a bus driver!"
Mr Humphries - "Well, he could take the number of his cap!"

[Diana Yarswick]

CLOSED CIRCUIT

[Assistant 134]

Correct!! PCO!!!

[Diana Yarswick]

:harman01:See the balls on it? I do a bit of it on the side!

[Assistant 134]

Gambling Fever ?

[Diana Yarswick]

Oh 134 you know it's true. Give it a go!

[Assistant 134]

Mr Spooner - "Dear Ball...."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Memories Are Made of This

[Assistant 134]

Correct!!!! PCO!!!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Captain Peacock - "It's not easy for me, you know. On the one hand we have our friendship, and on the other I have my job to do. I have to wear two hats."

[missmacinthorpe]

Coffee Morning

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: "Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
Humphries: "I'm busy pricing my ties, Captain Peacock."
Peacock: "The gentleman wishes to try on a dress."
Humphries: "I'm free!"

[luvtrevor]

Up Captain Peacock ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[luvtrevor]

Mr. Grainger: Japanese Rubbish! A lot of men in back rooms inventing that!

[Diana Yarswick]

A Change is as good as a rest.

[luvtrevor]

Yes, Diana. :) Please carry on. :yes:

[Diana Yarswick]

:slochead:You don't have to dust it.

[offthefloor]

ok...I really have no idea as its such a small line but I'll take a stab anyway and say the apartment?

[Assistant 134]

Monkey Business

[Diana Yarswick]

Assistant 134, very well played. As Mrs Slocombe commented in the PM's office.

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Harmon - "Come home and meet the wife and I'll show ya."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

A little hint here Rach ... even I'm having a brain fart on this one.

[offthefloor]

for some reason...I wanna say gambling fever..dunno why

[Assistant 134]

Hint: Waitin' On The Robert E Lee

[missmacinthorpe]

"Roots?"

[Assistant 134]

Correct Miss Mac!! PCO!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Rumbold: Are you suggesting that I'm on the fiddle?
Peacock: No, but you could be tuning up.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Roots?

[missmacinthorpe]

Right you are! PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "Oh well, if you're just going to lie around then I'm going home."

[Tim]

The Club!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Tim, PCO !!!

[Tim]

Mr. Humphries: "One minute it's 'O Come All Ye Faithful', the next minute you're flat on your back in the sand."

[Assistant 134]

Fifty Years On

[Tim]

Right Rach!

[Assistant 134]

Humphries - "Mr Lucas, you didn't upset anybody at the Garden Of Allah Disco did you?"

[luvtrevor]

Fire Practice

[Assistant 134]

Correct !! PCO!!!

[luvtrevor]

Mr. Grainger: The same thing happens to Mrs. Grainger when she eats meringue.

[Assistant 134]

That is also Fire Practice

[luvtrevor]

Yep, lol. I decided to have two lines in a row from same episode. Anyway, P C O!

[Assistant 134]

Mr Klien - They don't have words in ballet, you ignorant berk!

[missmacinthorpe]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

[Assistant 134]

Correct Miss Mac !! PCO!!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: Ella Fitzgerald is twice as old as I am! Somebody's got to step in her shoes.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Pop Star

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss Brahms - "She started out getting a quote for champagne and smoked salmon, and now she's working on meat paste and brown ale!"

[offthefloor]

do you take this man?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct offthefloor! PCO! :)

[offthefloor]

Humphries- "My mother always said, 'Common is as common does.'...She always says it when me dad blows his nose on the tablecloth

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Anything You Can Do

[offthefloor]

Correct LMSB PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "I had no idea Mrs. Slocombe's underwear was causing so much friction."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in on this one ....

Wedding Bells

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Greg! PCO! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Peacock - "Juniors are only allowed to wear caps or trovies."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Think Tank

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM, PCO !!

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: "Mrs. Slocombe, I hope your cat won't suffer unduly from its enforced confinement."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, it's not confined. It's shut up."

[offthefloor]

German Week?

[luvtrevor]

offthefloor, I think it is "Our Figures Are Slipping".