AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[mrsslocombe]

Sit Out .

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

[Mrs. Slocombe, suitably fortified with gin and tonic, deals with a customer wishing to return a cardigan.]
Customer: I'm going to take your name!
Mrs. Slocombe: I'm sorry, madam, we're not allowed to give names.
Customer: Well, in that case, I?I shall remember your face!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The Erotic Dreams Of Mrs. Slocombe

[mrsslocombe]

correct! :drunkbetty:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "Mr. Grainger, are you suggesting that I take down my underwear and put perfume there instead ???"

[amy2005]

is it 'his and hers'?

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Is it "Wedding Bells"??

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

is it 'his and hers'?

Correct again Amy !!! PCO...

[amy2005]

Captain Peacock: Why is Little Boy Blue wearing a plastic Mac?
Mr. Lucas: Because Little Boy Blue's tights are too tight! And his smock is too short! In fact, Little Boy Blue is seriously considering turning in his horn!

[mrsslocombe]

Happy Returns :betty:

[amy2005]

correct! :)

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe (somewhat under the influence at the dinner): "Well, Captain Peacock, it looks as though we're going to be able to trip the tight lanfastic."
Peacock: "I beg your pardon?"
Humphries: "She wants you to rip her tight elastic."

[Bert Spooner]

The Clock

[mrsslocombe]

correct!

[Bert Spooner]

Humphries - "She took exception to my canopy bed."
Lucas - "The cheek."
Humphries - "I know, the lace alone cost 100 pounds."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Humphries - "She took exception to my canopy bed."
Lucas - "The cheek."
Humphries - "I know, the lace alone cost 100 pounds."

This one even has the Wibster's brain in a freeze. I think it's from Season 4 but I can't place the eppy....

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Since I know I'm right here's the next one....

:lucas01: "What are you looking at your watch for ? We've only been here for a half and hour."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Since I know I'm right here's the next one....

:lucas01: "What are you looking at your watch for ? We've only been here for a half and hour."

:humphries01: "I'm worried about Captain Peacock, I've never known him to be this late..."

Come on people !! If you can't get this one, then you should hand in your Grace Brothers card and leave with dignity !!!!! :roll:

[amy2005]

not sure if this is right, but im gonna guess at Oh What A Tangled Web

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Amy !!! PCO !!!!

[amy2005]

Mr Spooner: I had to kiss three girls in Camping to get this.
Miss Brahms: But there's only two girls in camping and a man with a beard.
Mr Spooner: So I found out when I lit the lamp.

[Assistant 134]

Roots

[amy2005]

correct! :)

[Assistant 134]

:humphries01: "You know, I never knew your name was Harry"

Harmon : "It ain't! It's Beverly!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Monkey Business

[Assistant 134]

PCO Wibbie

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Lucas - "By amazing coincidence we have those same tinned pilchards in out canteen !!!"

[Assistant 134]

Founder's Day

[mrsslocombe]

Founder's Day

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I have to give it to Rach Mrsslocombe as she answered it first.
Rach... PCO !!!!

[mrsslocombe]

No problem.

I didn't know Rach had answered it when I posted.

[Assistant 134]

:humphries01: "Mrs. Slocombe? Where's your foot?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "I've rather lost track of them, Mr.Humphries."
:humphries01: "Try wiggling your right big toe......no, the left......ahhhh....you'll have to move it, Mrs. Slocombe."

[mrsslocombe]

Is It Catching? :humphries01:

[Assistant 134]

There you go, mrsslocombe!! PCO! :thumb:

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: My mother used to take me to the Botanical Gardens a lot when I was a little boy. She's got a lot to answer for.

[Assistant 134]

Sweet Smell of Success (?)

[mrsslocombe]

Correct Rach!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Bossy Boots ... PCO !!! :o

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries - (writing advert) "Petite lady...."

Mr. Klein - "Oh, she's hardly petite!"

Mr. Humphries - "Well she will be by the time see finishes her slimming pills."

[mrsslocombe]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe :drunkbetty:

[Assistant 134]

Correct, mrsslocombe! PCO!

[mrsslocombe]

Miss Brahms: Isn't [vitamin E] supposed to make you be sexy?
Mr. Humphries: Is it? Hang on a minute?(swallows pill, waits for results)?Nothing yet.

[Assistant 134]

Father Christmas Affairs

[mrsslocombe]

Correct !

[Assistant 134]

Peacock: Why is Mr. Lucas wearing a plastic mack?"

*Lucas flashes Peacock*

Peacock: "Point taken!"

[mrsslocombe]

Happy Returns

[Assistant 134]

Correct again, mrsslocombe! PCO!!! :thumb:

[mrsslocombe]

Customer (looking at dressing gowns): They all look very nice; I'm never quite sure what men like.
Mr. Humphries: No, it is a bit of a puzzle sometimes.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Is it "Horrah for the Holidays" ???

[mrsslocombe]

No, try again .

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

OK, I'll step in on this one....

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[mrsslocombe]

Correct Greg!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:peacockhead: - "It not easy being Solomon, is it sir ?"

:rumbhead: "Indeed it's not."

:slochead: "Nobody is cutting a baby in half !!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:peacockhead: - "It not easy being Solomon, is it sir ?"

:rumbhead: "Indeed it's not."

:slochead: "Nobody is cutting a baby in half !!"

*HINT* Black and White

[amy2005]

is it the pilot episode?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good Amy !!! PCO !!!

[amy2005]

:humphries01: hello mother, hello father, what have we got here? hes a whopper!

[mrsslocombe]

The Hold-Up

[amy2005]

correct :)

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Yardswick: Don't worry, the set lunch is free.
Mrs. Slocombe (sarcastically): Oh well, that'll make it taste better.

[Assistant 134]

The Sweet Smell of Success

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Assistant 134]

Miss Brahms - "I haven't seen this much crawling, since I was at the reptile cages in the zoo!"

[Old Mr. Grace]

Wedding Bells

[Assistant 134]

Correct, OMG! PCO!

[Old Mr. Grace]

:slocombe01: "I object. If she's standing behind the counter then how can you see her legs?"

:ymghead: "You can stand on tip toe."

[offthefloor]

is that from cold store?

[Assistant 134]

Shedding the Load

[Old Mr. Grace]

Correct, Assistant 134. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "He through me on my face and shouted, 'Look out! Here comes a big one!' "

Mr. Lucas ~ "I guess there wasn't a lot of time for chatting in those days."

[offthefloor]

camping in

[Assistant 134]

Correct, offthefloor! PCO with your very first Tag Line! :thumb:

[offthefloor]

WOOHOO!!! ME FIRST TAG LINE!! can't believe i got it. anway, this may be to easy but its the harder of the only two i have in my head at the moment (mainly because the episode it comes from i just saw the other night)

( brahms has just stormed off) Slocombe: oh well, i shall have to sacrifice myself for the department

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Front Page Story

[offthefloor]

correct greg!! pco

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "When I filled out my application, I put the wrong age down."

Peacock - "How wrong was it?"

Slocombe - "It was years off."

Rumbold - "So the raises given to you according to your age were wrong?"

Slocombe - "Oh, I forgot about that..."

[offthefloor]

goodbye mrs. slocombe

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:D Very good Will.... PCO !!!

[offthefloor]

humphries: what goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

[mrsslocombe]

Memories Are Made of This

[offthefloor]

correct mrs.slocombe pco

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: Quite a lot of ladies have thought twice about me. Trouble is, it's the second thought that puts them off!

[offthefloor]

not sure...the erotic dreams of mrs. slocombe?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[offthefloor]

ok, here goes

Slocombe: mr. humphries leave my pussy alone!!

[Assistant 134]

The Apartment

[offthefloor]

correct rach pco

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Harmon ~ "Await your orders?!? Queen Victora's dead, you know."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Punch and Judy Affair

[Assistant 134]

PCO, Wibbie!!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, choose something to wear from the stock... the Gentlemen's stock."

[Assistant 134]

Our Figures Our Slipping :shrug:

[offthefloor]

well if rach isn't sure than this is gonna be a complete guess

shedding the load?? (i think peacock says something like this is several episodes...or maybe i am imagining things)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope on both accounts....

**HINT**

think "Hector"

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach, PCO !!!!

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "Come sit next to me, Mr. Humphries, and give me a baby."

Mr. Humphries ~ "I only came in for a cuppa tea!"

[offthefloor]

the apartment :shrug:

[mrsslocombe]

Friends and Neighbours?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, mrsslocombe! PCO!

[mrsslocombe]

(Discussing recent shoplifting incidents) Rumbold: "I seem to remember Miss Brahms lost something last week."

Lucas: "It wasn't me."

[offthefloor]

big brother

[mrsslocombe]

correct!

[offthefloor]

:humphries01: I won't say a word. I wouldn't be that cheeky

[mrsslocombe]

The Hero

[offthefloor]

you've done very well mrsslocombe, PCO!!

[mrsslocombe]

(Mrs. Slocombe has bent over to clean the steps in front of the lift while Captain Peacock sweeps the floor.)
Mrs. Slocombe: Captain Peacock, would you mind Bisselling in another direction?

[offthefloor]

goodbye mrs. slocombe?

[mrsslocombe]

No, try again!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The Punch and Judy Affair

[mrsslocombe]

Correct Greg!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slochead: "Is that the way you catch a lady's attention Mr. Mash ?"

:mashhead: "No, usually I go up behind them and "Wey Hey !!"

[offthefloor]

i'll venture a guess and say camping in

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope, wrong Season......

[Assistant 134]

The Clock

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good Rach...PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

:D

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "Nobody is shouting up my skirt saying they recongize the face!!!!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It Pays To Adverrtise

[Assistant 134]

Correct, Wibbie!!! PCO!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, you're not to be wearing that hat."

Humphries - "Really, I thought a Homberg was rather me."

Peacock - "It states in the Staff rules that Junior salesmen may only wear caps or trovies."

Humphries - "Pity, I'm going to see my Solicitor and they really don't go for pork pie."

[offthefloor]

not sure but i'll offer up a guess (i thinks its one of the divorce ones?):

A Personal Problem??

[Assistant 134]

The Think Tank

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

The "Think Tank" it is... PCO Rach !!!

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Tebbs ~ "You know, I find these young people with their communist additudes very tiring."

[offthefloor]

the club :?

[Assistant 134]

Nope, Try again!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Happy Returns

[Assistant 134]

Nope. Try again! :cry:

Hint: Queen Elizabeth

[offthefloor]

by appointment

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

My God I was wrong...... :(

[Assistant 134]

:cry: Wibbie!!! :cry:

Correct, offthefloor!! PCO!

[offthefloor]

i forgot tebbs was in that one, it was the hint that got it for me but anyways

:slochead: "She went right up to the sergeant at the desk, and she said, 'Have any of your constables reported having seen this lady's pussy?'"

[Assistant 134]

Shedding the Load
:love: (my favorite)

[offthefloor]

correctamundo rach pco!!

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock wiggles finger at Mrs. Slocombe

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "Captain Peacock! I don't respond to any man's finger!"

[mrsslocombe]

A Bliss Girl ?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, mrsslocombe!!! PCO!

[mrsslocombe]

Grainger: My-my-my teeth won't stop chattering.
Humphries: Well, put them in your pocket

[Assistant 134]

Cold Comfort

[mrsslocombe]

No, try again .

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Miss Brahms - "If your brains were dynamite you still wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off !!"

[offthefloor]

Christmas Crackers? :shrug:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope.. Think Season 7

[Assistant 134]

Roots :shrug:

[mrsslocombe]

Strong Stuff, This Insurance

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Strong Stuff, This Insurance

Correctomondo MS !!!! PCO !!!

[mrsslocombe]

"What, him? Oh, no, I'd never marry him. I'd rather have Captain Peacock even if he isn't good at it. :slocombe01:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Take Over

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Miss Brahms - "Look, you do your thing your way and I'll do my thing my way !!"

[Assistant 134]

Camping In

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Damned that was quick !!!

Correct Rach... PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

:lol2:

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "I want it clearly understood, in front of witnesses, that I'm responsible for bathing Funtime Freddy!"

[mrsslocombe]

A Change is as Good as A Rest

[Assistant 134]

Correct, mrsslocombe!!!!

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: How does that feel?

Miss Brahms: I'm not sure about the color. [Mrs. Slocombe hits her on the leg with a shoe horn.] I'll take them

[Assistant 134]

Is It Catching?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock ~ (on telephone in Rumbold's office) "Make out the check for 75 Pounds to S Peacock and I'll see it goes to those who deserve it......It was for 100 Pounds, Madame is very generous."

[offthefloor]

Diamonds are a mans best friend

[Assistant 134]

Correct! PCO! :thumb:

[offthefloor]

Slocombe: Well i have a thing for happily married bald headed men!!

[mrsslocombe]

No Sale

[offthefloor]

correct mrsslocombe PCO!!

[mrsslocombe]

Customer: I'd like a brigade tie.
Spooner: Certainly, sir. Fire or ambulance?

[offthefloor]

the junior?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Hell, even I'm having a brain fart on this one.....
I know Humphries pushes Spooner away and waits on the man himself and they talk about "National Service"

[mrsslocombe]

Hint: It's in an episode from Series 9 (1983) that had Mrs. Peacock in it.

[offthefloor]

grounds for divorce?

[mrsslocombe]

No.

It had Miss Belridge in it also.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Sweet Smell Of Success ????

[mrsslocombe]

Correct Greg!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Goes to show that even the Wibster gets brain farts !!!! :lol2: :lol2:

Harman - "Peacocks here and he's not in a very good mod. They brought him in on a Sunday to learn about the goods."

[Assistant 134]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach !!! PCO !!!

[Assistant 134]

Peacock ~ "Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
Humphries ~ " Not at the moment, Captain Peacock. I'm just repriceing my ties.
Peacock ~ "The gentlemen wishes to try on a dress."
Humphries ~ "I'm Free!"

[mrsslocombe]

Up Captain Peacock

[Assistant 134]

PCO!!! Correct, mrsslocombe!

[mrsslocombe]

Captain Peacock: "We have hidden talent lurking in our midst. Now, we've been looking through Mr. Humphries' records?."
Mr. Humphries: "I was innocent of the charge; it was a case of mistaken identity!"

[offthefloor]

Top Hat and Tails?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[offthefloor]

male customer: I shall go, but i shan't go alone!!!

[Assistant 134]

NO SALE

[offthefloor]

you got it rach PCO!!

[Assistant 134]

Male Customer ~ "Tight lines!"
Humphries ~ "Tight flys!"

[offthefloor]

i'll take a guess and say a change is as good as a rest?

[Assistant 134]

Nope. Wrong season.

Hint: :memories:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Don't want to step in anymore but Super Wib is needed !!! :lol:

"Memories Are Made Of This"

[Assistant 134]

:lol: Correct, Super Wib!!!!! PCO!!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Miss Brahms - "I don't want to live in the manner I'm accustomed to. I want Dallas and all I'm getting is Corination Street !!!"

[offthefloor]

closed circuit?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope... try again...

[Goldie]

I can picture her saying this in my mind, but I just can't seem to place the eppy.. is it Wedding Bells?

[Assistant 134]

Anything You Can Do ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

No and No....

A small hint..... ROOFTOP

[offthefloor]

sit out

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

BINGO !!!! PCO OTF !!!! :D

[offthefloor]

Mrs. Slocombe: You mean you really don't know?

Peacock: i have no idea ( ithink thats what he says)

Slocombe: Thanks heavans for that (hangs up phone)

[Goldie]

Dear Sexy Knickers?

[offthefloor]

you got it goldie PCO!!

[Goldie]

Miss Brahms ~ What do you call it when they go all red and swell up and their eyes pop out?

Mrs. Slocombe ~ Apoploptic (spelling? :lol: )

[offthefloor]

the hero?

[Goldie]

Correct, OTF!

[offthefloor]

Rumbold: what are you pointing at mrs. slocombe

Slocombe: well i did have an umbrella, but the wind blew it away

[Assistant 134]

I think we all need a hint, offthefloor!! :shrug:

[Goldie]

No Sale?

[offthefloor]

nope sorry

heres a hint, tiddles has kittens in this eppy

[Goldie]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects?

[offthefloor]

persistance pays of goldie you are correct PCO!!

[Goldie]

Miss Brahms ~ "Do you have y-backs?"


Mr. Humphries ~ "No. Strangely enough, there's not much call for those, dear."

[offthefloor]

cold store?

[Goldie]

correct, OTF!

[offthefloor]

:slochead: Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn't going to take long. My pussy's been locked up for eight hours.

[Assistant 134]

The Think Tank ?

[offthefloor]

nope sorry rach

[sonosun]

Our Figures Are Slipping!

[offthefloor]

sorry no again

here is another quote from the eppy

peacock: let me put it to you this way mrs. slocombe, there is no such thing as a no star hotel

[mrsslocombe]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[offthefloor]

yuppers mrs. slocombe PCO!!

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: "I disapprove of your using this rude tone of voice to me in front of a junior."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Captain Peacock, I'm so sorry. (Turns to Miss Brahms) Miss Brahms, would you mind removing yourself a few paces and covering your ears?"

[Goldie]

Up Captain Peacock

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Goldie]

Harman ~ Mr. Rumbold's been taken queer.


Humphries ~ Anything I can do?

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person ?

[Goldie]

Correct, Rach.. PCO!

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock ~ "Well, sir, there was a Transport Strike on when we sang it to you.

Mr. Rumbold ~ "Yes, I remember the only one to get through it was Mr. Grainger."

Mr. Grainger ~ "My scarf had caught in the Till."

[mrsslocombe]

Fifty Years On.

[Assistant 134]

Correct, mrsslocombe!!! PCO!!!

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Grainger (to Peacock, who has just asked for time off): "Times are very hard?just pass the whiskey, will you?"

[offthefloor]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[offthefloor]

Slocombe: What about this fog? My pussy's been gasping all night.

[Assistant 134]

A Bliss Girl

[offthefloor]

correct rach PCO!!!

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe ~ "I inadvertently dropped some on my pussy, and there were tomcats throwin' themselves against my cat-flap all night."

[offthefloor]

the sweet smell of success?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, offthefloor!!! PCO!!!!

[offthefloor]

Lucas: I didn't see the word promotion

Peacock: what word did you see?

Lucas: replacement

[mrsslocombe]

Sweet Smell of Success

[offthefloor]

sorry mrs.slocombe thats not it

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest

[offthefloor]

greg is, as usual, correct PCO!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Rumbold - "Then I couldn't find the suggestion box."

Peacock - "Here it is."

Rumbold - "What idiot took it off the wall ?"

Lucas - "I did at Captain Peacock's request."

[mrsslocombe]

The Think Tank ?

[Assistant 134]

New Look

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach... I almost forgot to reply.... :oops: