AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Dazz... you're up.....

[dazzlestar14]

:? I know....

"I've got my girl, who could ask for anything more?"
"Doo-Dah!"

[mrsslocombe]

Pop Star :popstar:

[dazzlestar14]

Very good! PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: [Mr. Humphries] means more to me than anything else in the world?except my pussy, of course.
Mrs. Slocombe (still discussing Mr. Humphries): There aren't two like him in the world!
Miss Brahms: Well, not here, anyway.

[missmacinthorpe]

Lost and Found

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries (posing for a photo): Could you hurry up, please? I'm running out of sincerity.

[mrsslocombe]

Pop Star?

[missmacinthorpe]

Yes. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock (after Rumbold's prominent ears have been cellotaped): We seem to have travelled from the grotesque to the bizarre.

[missmacinthorpe]

Closed Circuit

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Harman: Mr. Rumbold's been taken queer.
Humphries: Anything I can do?

[Old Mr. Grace]

Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO.

[Old Mr. Grace]

Mrs. Slocombe: Where is the way out?

Mr. Humphries: Under your feet.

Mrs. Slocombe: Don't be ridiculous. The floors under me feet.

[Assistant 134]

Fire Practice

[Old Mr. Grace]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Harmon - "Why don't you pop down to the Pet Department? They're having a special offer on Kitty Litter."

[Old Mr. Grace]

Roots?

[Assistant 134]

Correct

[Old Mr. Grace]

Miss Brahms: I did ballet once. It's like keeping fit to music. And you have to put your leg up on the bar.

Mr. Lucas: Well Mrs. Slocombe is already trained for that down at the local bar.

[Assistant 134]

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[Old Mr. Grace]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mrs. Slocombe - "It's too bad, you know? They've nicked the vaccume cleaner"

[dazzlestar14]

"The Punch and Judy Affair"?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, Dazz! Go on, love, 'ave a go!

[dazzlestar14]

Thanks Rach!

Try:
Miss Brahms: "Girls don't wear ties!"
Mr. Lucas: "Well, you can have club drawers."

[Assistant 134]

The Club

[dazzlestar14]

Excellent, PCO

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Tebbs - "Mr. Grace?!? You can't sent down in the presence of the monarch."

Mr. Grace - "It's either that or I'll fall down."

[missmacinthorpe]

By Appointment

[Assistant 134]

Correct. PCO!

[missmacinthorpe]

(During a meeting of the men's department in Rumbold's office) Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, I say! They've been in there for ten minutes! There's nobody to attend to their customers."
Miss Brahms: "But there aren't any customers!"
Mrs. Slocombe: "That's neither here nor there. It's no way to run a store."

[Bert Spooner]

COLD COMFORT?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Since this hasn't been continued as of Wednesday of last week, I'm going to press ahead and ask the next "Tag Line".


Miss Bakewell - "Oh !! was that your hand Mr. Grace ?"

YMG - "Doing what?"

Miss Bakewell - "Pinching my bottom."

YMG - "Sounds like me."

[Assistant 134]

Founder's Day

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct... PCO !!!!

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock - "Miss Brahms, you pajama's are on backwards."

Miss Brahms - "Look! You do your thing your way and I'll do my thing my way!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Camping In

[Assistant 134]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe (trying to sell a fur coat): ?suitable for day wear, a night at the opera?
Humphries: I remember Groucho Marx wearing one.

[mrsslocombe]

A Bliss Girl

[missmacinthorpe]

Right you are! PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: Mr. Humphries, if you sit on the floor there all alone, people will start talking. Why don't you sit over there?
Humphries: As long as I'm sitting here, I'll know what they're talking about.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

"Is it Catching?"

[mrsslocombe]

Correct

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Mr. Mash (answering the phone): Hoo Flung's Chinese Restaurant!!

[Assistant 134]

Monkey Business

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Hoorah For The Holidays

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Correct Greg! PCO....

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Since no one got that last one, I'll put a new one up.....


Brahms - "Yes, you men are all alike."

Slocombe - "Mr. Slocombe was just the same. You know every morning at 9:30 prompt, he went out of the house with his briefcase and his rolled umberella and he didn't even have a job. I found him in the park feeding the ducks."

Peacock - "What did he say when you questioned him ?"

Slocombe - "He didn't say anything, he just went (putting her finger aside her nose).

[Assistant 134]

Forward Mr Grainger

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach !!! PCO....

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Rach.... are you there ?????

[Assistant 134]

I'm here now. I took a holiday..

Mrs. Slcombe - "That boy's mind! His eyes are continuely sliding down my leg in a sort of calulating way."

Mr. Harmon - "He's probably trying to figure out how strong they got to be to keep up the rest of ya!"

[dazzlestar14]

Roots?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, Dazz! CO!

[dazzlestar14]

Thanks!

Captain Peacock: "During our discussion you did tell me that my, my costume would give me the appropriate air of authority. I'm getting a lot of air but very little authority."

[mrsslocombe]

German Week!

[dazzlestar14]

Ja. Fahren Sie bitte fort!
(Yes, please continue!) :D

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Exactly how good is a one-star hotel?"
Peacock: "Can I put it to you this way: There is no such thing as a no-star hotel."

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

(In the canteen)
Miss Brahms: "How's your queen pudding?"
Mr. Humphries: "It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise."
Mr. Lucas: "I don't know; it promised to be awful and it's disgusting."

[mrsslocombe]

No Sale

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Harman: I like to get out of bed before Mrs. Harman wakes; she don't look her best first thing in the morning. Come to think of it, she don't look so hot last thing at night.

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects??

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Capt. Peacock -- "Mr. Spooner, as you sit contemplating your fish and chips, I'm sure it's quite obvious what your next move is."

[Assistant 134]

Is It Catching?

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Yes!! PCO.....

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Humphries - "Do you think that will carry to a rooftop in Kensington?"

Mrs. Slocombe - "No, but this will!"

*Dumps perfume on herself*

[missmacinthorpe]

The Sweet Smell of Success

[Assistant 134]

Correct! PCO!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: What sort of a school did you go to, Mr. Humphries?
Humphries: Mixed.
Miss Brahms: Oh, yeah; girls and boys.
Humphries: No, just boys.

[dazzlestar14]

A Bliss Girl?

[missmacinthorpe]

Right you are! PCO

[dazzlestar14]

A fireman: "Right then, who's first?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "I am."
Fireman: "Blimey, Bert, I need the stronger ladder."

[Assistant 134]

Sit Out

[dazzlestar14]

Please climb the ladder and continue! :wink:

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Lucas - "Captain Peacock was "all mouth and trousers"."

Captain Peacock - "Mr. Lucas, let it be recorded, was "all lip and 'let's have a look at your knockers'"!"

[Bert Spooner]

"Anything You Can Do"

[Assistant 134]

Correct, Bert! PCO!

[Bert Spooner]

Slocombe - "My marriage had its ups and downs for years. The last few there were hardly any ups at all."

[Assistant 134]

Grounds For Divorce ?

[Bert Spooner]

correct - pco

[Assistant 134]

Mr. Humphries - "You mean Clausdrophobia, dear. Hydrophobia is when you get bitten by a mad dog."

Mrs. Slocombe - "With him in there, she'd probably get both!"

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Christmas Crackers?

[Assistant 134]

Correct, VYMG! PCO!

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Capt. Peacock -- "I've never seen anyone do a cartwheel with an ice cream cone in both hands."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"Hoorah For The Holidays"

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Yes Greg!!

PCO...

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Slocombe - "I've got this thing about bald headed men."

Rumbold - "But I'm happily married."

Slocombe - "Well I've got this thing about happily married, bald headed men !!!"

[Bert Spooner]

"No Sale"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good BS !!! PCO !!!!!

[Bert Spooner]

YMG - "I don't need a tranqualizer, I need a pep pill."

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[Bert Spooner]

correct - PCO

[Very Young Mr Grace]

Mr. Rumbold -- "Of course I can sleep out here with the staff, Mr. Mash! Don't be silly!"

[mrsslocombe]

Camping In :camping:

[Very Young Mr Grace]

correct! PCO....

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: "There comes a time when any man who is a man must stand up to be counted."
Humphries: "One!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries (in the canteen): Lend me your ball-point.
Spooner: What for?
Humphries: This coffee melts the lead in my pencil.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Humphries (in the canteen): Lend me your ball-point.
Spooner: What for?
Humphries: This coffee melts the lead in my pencil.


Give 'em a hint on this one MJ. :wink:

[missmacinthorpe]

This episode has Captain Peacock's immortal line "I shall be performing 'Night and Day' on the piano."

[mrsslocombe]

The Night Club

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Captain Peacock, I'm so sorry. (Turns to Miss Brahms) Miss Brahms, would you mind removing yourself a few paces and covering your ears?"
Miss Brahms: "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe." (leaves)
(Mrs. Slocombe motions for Peacock to come nearer.)
Mrs. Slocombe: "Pompous twit!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Up Captain Peacock

[mrsslocombe]

correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Grainger: I can almost smell reds under the beds.
Mrs. Slocombe: There are no reds under my bed, Mr. Grainger.
Mr. Humphries: Nor mine. Mind you, I look every night.

[mrsslocombe]

Big Brother?

[missmacinthorpe]

No, that's not correct.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Would it be "Coffee Morning" ???? :D

[missmacinthorpe]

Yes, it would. PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:humphries01: "Mr. Lucas, why is Little Boy Blue wearing a plastic mack ?"

:lucas01: - "Because Little Boy Blue's tights are too tight and his smock is too short."

[missmacinthorpe]

Happy Returns

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good... PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: "How's your queen pudding?"
Mr. Humphries: "It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise."
Mr. Lucas: "I don't know; it promised to be awful and it's disgusting."

[mrsslocombe]

No Sale

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Grainger (struggling with his spaghetti): I'm very fond of this, you know. Yes, Mrs. Grainger and I first had it in Sorrento.
Mr. Lucas: Did you ever finish it?

[missmacinthorpe]

The Father Christmas Affair

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Harman: Did you and your secretary have a nice time on your yacht?
Young Mr. Grace: No, no; it was all up and down, up and down?

[mrsslocombe]

By Appointment

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Miss Brahms: "Oh, let's have that lovely Gordon Honeycomb what reads the news on the telly."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, I like Richard Baker. He's got lovely eyes."
Mr. Humphries: "Do you know, I take more notice of the news when he reads it."

[missmacinthorpe]

New Look

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got a sculptor coming this evening. He's going to do my pussy in clay!

[dazzlestar14]

Roots?
One of my personal faves!

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct (my favorite "pussy" quote). PCO

[dazzlestar14]

Mr. Grainger: "Two cyanide tablets, in case the first one doesn't work."

[amy2005]

fifty years on...i think thats a really funny quote :lol:

[dazzlestar14]

Me too! PCO

[amy2005]

:humphries01: - we dont knee trousers, mr lucas!
:lucas01: - dont we?
:humphries01: - no!
:lucas01: - well you mightve told me before!

[missmacinthorpe]

Dear Sexy Knickers

[amy2005]

correct :D

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe (to customer): "Flowers are very much in vogue."
Miss Brahms: "Yes, and in all the other women's magazines."

[mrsslocombe]

Cold Store

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: Let's put it this way: if one were drowning, Mr. Rumbold would be the first to hold out an electric cow prod.

[amy2005]

forward mr grainger

[dazzlestar14]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[mrsslocombe]

correct dazzlestar!

[dazzlestar14]

"People can be very sensitive about boils. So I must ask you, even for my own sake, don't mention anything about it while he's here."

[amy2005]

the hero

[dazzlestar14]

Onward!! :wink:

[amy2005]

:brahms01: shes had a thing about you for weeks, thats why shes been hitting the bottle.
:humphries01: well why didnt you tell me?
:brahms01: well i thought it would wear off.

[missmacinthorpe]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

[amy2005]

correct :D PCO

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: I do not want to see fallen hairs on your collar again.
Lucas: No, sir. If I feel it falling, I'll jump out of the way.

[mrsslocombe]

The Old Order Changes

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: May I remind you that first names are used only in the canteen and after and before the bell.
Tebbs: In that case, I don't want to talk to you.

[missmacinthorpe]

A Bliss Girl

[mrsslocombe]

Correct

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries (pulling a letter from his inside coat pocket): It's a demand from the tax man, but he's not getting it.
Peacock: How much does he want?
Humphries: He doesn't want any money. It's just a demand, and he's not getting it!

[mrsslocombe]

Is It Catching ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Humphries: "You know, I was in the navy, for a week or two?."
:humphries01:

[missmacinthorpe]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[mrsslocombe]

Correct

[missmacinthorpe]

Rumbold: You are, after all, quite an unusual person.
Humphries: It has been mentioned.

[mrsslocombe]

Front Page Story

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Humphries, trying out the red carpet by the fountain: "Must be lovely being the queen."

[missmacinthorpe]

New Look

[mrsslocombe]

Correct !

[missmacinthorpe]

(Discussing the washing of mannequins) Peacock: "Why don't we wash them as they do in convents?"
Rumbold: "How's that?"
Peacock: "They wash in shifts."
Rumbold: "We don't have that many dummies."
Peacock: "No, they wear shifts."
Rumbold: "Do they? How do you know?"
Peacock: "One reads books."

[amy2005]

the think tank

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[amy2005]

:slocombe01: Found in an ancient greek bath? A and P. It's on the tip of my tongue...Ive got it...A Plughole!

[missmacinthorpe]

Sit Out

[amy2005]

correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Grainger: "You know, people very seldom curtsy these days."
Mr. Humphries: "My milkman does."
Mr. Lucas: "You should stop answering the door in your tiara."
Mr. Humphries: "You've been there early, have you?"

[mrsslocombe]

Top Hat and tails

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Humphries: I find that if you dunk them [biscuits into coffee], they don't fuff about.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Happy Returns

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

http://lordgreg.minki.net/Graingerhead.gif - "How about advertising in the local papers. Something like "You get a squre deal with Grace Brothers."

:humphries01: - "You be in trouble with the trades description act."

:lucas01: - "I don't know, you can't get any square'er clothes than what we've got."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Think Tank

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good Miss Mac !!!! PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Captain Peacock: "Mr. Lucas, you are not indispensable. There are many young men who would bend over backwards to get into Grace Brothers."
Mr. Humphries: "That's one of the qualifications."

[mrsslocombe]

Shoulder to Shoulder

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: "I'll take the customer into the changing room, Mr. Grainger, and put his clothes on a coat-hanger."
Grainger: "And come straight back, Mr. Humphries."

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries: "My mother used to take me to the Botanical Gardens a lot when I was a little boy. She's got a lot to answer for."

[Bert Spooner]

"Sweet Smell of Sucess"

[missmacinthorpe]

Right you are! PCO

[Bert Spooner]

Mash - "No, I was too busy setting up deck chairs and taking the money."

[Assistant 134]

German Week ?

[Bert Spooner]

correct PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Rach, are you there ?????

[Assistant 134]

Captain Peacock - "Mr. Humphries, did you write this!?!"

:humphries01: - NO! But thanks for the compliment."

[missmacinthorpe]

Is it "Dear Sexy Knickers"?

[Assistant 134]

Yes it is. PCO!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "There hasn't been a martyr in my family for 500 years!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mr. Humphries: "There hasn't been a martyr in my family for 500 years!"

Sit Out

[missmacinthorpe]

Right you are! PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Peacock - Would you like to tell the judges your name and what planet you come from ?"

Slocombe - "Betty Slocombe, Ladies Intimate Apparel, 36-23-36.."

Peacock - "Oh ha ha."

Slocombe - "Shut your cake hole !!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Front Page Story

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct PCO.....

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: I've got an idea!
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, treat it gently; it's in a strange place.

[Assistant 134]

Hold Up

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

:slocombe01: "Miss Brahms has just been and it's frozen over!"

[mrsslocombe]

Cold Comfort

[Assistant 134]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: "Not another honor, sir? That would be too much."
Rumbold: "Yes, it would."

[missmacinthorpe]

Up Captain Peacock

[mrsslocombe]

Correct! :peacock01:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Rumbold: "Captain Peacock, if this department goes down, what will you do?"
Capt. Peacock: "Probably salute."

[mrsslocombe]

Calling All Customers

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs Slocombe(regarding the marriage of royalty to commoners"

"Commoners Miss Brahms.,Not dead common commoners".

[missmacinthorpe]

By Appointment

[mrsslocombe]

Correct

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "Mr. Grainger, do you know your vital statistics?"
Mr. Grainger: "I've had no interest in them since I lost sight of my toes."

[Assistant 134]

Top Hat and Tails

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[Assistant 134]

:humphries01: "Mr. Grainger phoned the Health Inspector."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

"Up Captain Peacock"

[Assistant 134]

Correct, Wib. PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Humphries - "Where did the nurse go ???"

Goldberg - "She went to get us some hangers.."

[Assistant 134]

Strong Stuff This Insurance :lol:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Rach !!! PCO

[Assistant 134]

:humphries01: *looks into the camera* "We're not going to tell you what it is. It's a secret!" :lol:

[mrsslocombe]

50 Years On .

[Assistant 134]

PCO, mrslocombe

[mrsslocombe]

Rumbold: "Listen to this: 'It took 70 million years for nature to build these resources of coal and oil. In the space of 70 short years, man has ravished them.'"
Mrs. Slocombe: "Typical of men."
Rumbold: "Well, the fact is we cannot get enough."

[missmacinthorpe]

Cold Comfort

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

[missmacinthorpe]

Rumbold: I'm having trouble getting through to Mr. Grace.
Peacock: Why? Is his telephone out of order?
Rumbold: No, his brain.

[mrsslocombe]

A Change is as Good as a Rest

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe (to customer): If the D cup isn't comfy, do bring it back. We'll see what we can do with a hat stretcher.

[missmacinthorpe]

The Club

[mrsslocombe]

Correct

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: I'm looking for Dallas, and all I'm getting is Coronation Street.