AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!! [Archive] - Page 2 - Are You Being Served...and More!

Assistant 134

09-16-2005, 10:25 AM

Mrs. Slocombe - "Captain Peacock? I refused to be displayed with a size 50 bust. My vital satistics are 38.!"

Old Mr. Grace

09-16-2005, 11:43 AM

It Pays to Advertise

Assistant 134

09-17-2005, 08:30 AM

Correct, OMG. PCO! :mrgreen:

Old Mr. Grace

09-19-2005, 08:07 AM

:brahms01: I don't know if I ever mentioned this but my brother is a rugby player.

:slocombe01: You never even mentioned that you had a brother.

mrsslocombe

09-19-2005, 11:53 AM

"The Apartment"

Old Mr. Grace

09-19-2005, 01:15 PM

Correct :) PCO

mrsslocombe

09-19-2005, 05:38 PM

Mr. Harman: I like to get out of bed before Mrs. Harman wakes; she don't look her best first thing in the morning. Come to think of it, she don't look so hot last thing at night.

Old Mr. Grace

09-20-2005, 08:03 AM

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

mrsslocombe

09-20-2005, 12:13 PM

Correct

Old Mr. Grace

09-20-2005, 01:47 PM

Mr. Grainger: I wasn't asleep over there, you know.

Mr. Humphries: Congratulations, Mr. Grainger.

Mr. Grainger: For what, not being asleep?

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-21-2005, 04:47 AM

Mr. Grainger: I wasn't asleep over there, you know.

Mr. Humphries: Congratulations, Mr. Grainger.

Mr. Grainger: For what, not being asleep?

Forward Mr. Grainger

Old Mr. Grace

09-21-2005, 12:19 PM

Correct :D

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-22-2005, 05:19 AM

YMG - "Deal with it yourself Mr. Rumbold. Old men get short tempered sometimes. I'm very busy now go and boil your head."

mrsslocombe

09-22-2005, 07:07 AM

Goodbye, Mr. Grainger

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-23-2005, 04:51 AM

Correctomondo mrslocombe !!!! PCO !!!

mrsslocombe

09-23-2005, 11:51 AM

Mrs. Slocombe: "I do not respond to waves."
Miss Brahms: "What about that man you met on your holiday?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "Ah, that was different; he was waving from his yacht!"

missmacinthorpe

09-23-2005, 12:37 PM

Shoulder to Shoulder

mrsslocombe

09-23-2005, 05:11 PM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

09-24-2005, 05:48 AM

Peacock: I do not want to see fallen hairs on your collar again.
Lucas: No, sir. If I feel it falling, I'll jump out of the way.

Assistant 134

09-24-2005, 09:39 AM

The Old Order Changes

missmacinthorpe

09-24-2005, 12:40 PM

Yes. PCO

Assistant 134

09-25-2005, 07:52 AM

Mr. Grainger: "Good morning, Mrs. Slocombe."
Mr. Slocombe: "DROP DEAD!!"

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-26-2005, 04:44 AM

Mr. Grainger: "Good morning, Mrs. Slocombe."
Mr. Slocombe: "DROP DEAD!!"

The Old Order Changes

Assistant 134

09-26-2005, 02:46 PM

PCO, Greg

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-26-2005, 08:18 PM

Customer - "Are you an assistant?"

Peacock - "No, actually I'm in charge of the floor."

Customer - "I must say it looks very nice."

mrsslocombe

09-26-2005, 09:18 PM

The Club

Greg WibblyWobbly

09-27-2005, 04:48 AM

Very Good...PCO !!!

mrsslocombe

09-27-2005, 12:31 PM

Mr.Humphries (on whether Mr. Tebbs is "past it"): Certainly not, Mr. Tebbs; there's minutes left in you.

missmacinthorpe

09-27-2005, 12:42 PM

Happy Returns

Assistant 134

09-27-2005, 01:29 PM

Shedding The Load

mrsslocombe

09-27-2005, 05:59 PM

Correct. It was Shedding the Load .

Assistant 134

09-28-2005, 08:03 AM

Mr. Grainger (to Captain Peacock) - "YOU ARE LATE! IN SPITE OF MY WARNING YOU ARE LATE!"

Captain Peacock - "There was queue."

Old Mr. Grace

09-28-2005, 08:24 AM

Forward, Mr. Grainger

Assistant 134

09-28-2005, 03:15 PM

Correct, OMG!

Old Mr. Grace

09-29-2005, 08:10 AM

Mrs. Slocombe: Mr. Humphries saw it in his hand in the canteen.

Mr. Rumbold: And what where you doing with my memo in your hand in the canteen, Captain Peacock!!??

Assistant 134

09-29-2005, 12:55 PM

The Hand of Fate

Old Mr. Grace

09-29-2005, 01:46 PM

Correct :clap:

Assistant 134

09-30-2005, 08:52 AM

Mr. Spooner - "Little does he know, he's talking to the oldest punk rockers in the world."

Mrs. Slocombe - "Aww, shut up! I'm enjoying it!"

Very Young Mr Grace

09-30-2005, 11:19 AM

"It Pays to Advertise" ? :shrug:

Bert Spooner

09-30-2005, 12:26 PM

"Calling All Customers"

Assistant 134

09-30-2005, 03:26 PM

Correct, Bert. Have a go!

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-03-2005, 04:55 AM

Bert... are you there Bert ??????? We'll give Bert till tonight and if he doesn't show up, I'll post the next one.

Bert Spooner

10-03-2005, 03:07 PM

Rumbold - "I would like to present you with this key."
Humphries -"What's it to....you're flat?"

Old Mr. Grace

10-03-2005, 04:25 PM

Up Captain Peacock

Bert Spooner

10-04-2005, 11:01 AM

correct - pco

Old Mr. Grace

10-04-2005, 11:14 AM

Mrs. Slocombe: The canteen couldn't deal with everyone at once. So this year they decided to stagger us.

Mr. Mash: Yeah, they got the idea when they saw you staggering last year.

mrsslocombe

10-04-2005, 11:42 AM

Christmas Crackers?

Old Mr. Grace

10-04-2005, 12:29 PM

Correct :clap: PCO

mrsslocombe

10-04-2005, 11:13 PM

Mrs. Slocombe: "If I was in that office, you wouldn't be out here for five minutes!"
Mr. Lucas: "Oh, I know, you'd have me inside there for a quick chat and a cuddle, wouldn't you?"

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-05-2005, 04:49 AM

Forward Mr. Grainger

mrsslocombe

10-05-2005, 12:33 PM

Correct!

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-06-2005, 04:45 AM

Peacock - "When I tried to wake her, she rolled over and murmured something which sounded remarkably like get knotted."

Assistant 134

10-06-2005, 08:29 AM

NO SALE

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-07-2005, 04:37 AM

Absoluto Correcto !!! PCO !!!!

Assistant 134

10-07-2005, 10:26 AM

Mr. Humphires - "Hurry up. I can hear his knees creaking along the corridor."

missmacinthorpe

10-07-2005, 12:03 PM

Is this from the pilot?

Miss Jackson

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-07-2005, 06:22 PM

Nope... A Change Is As Good As A Rest.

Assistant 134

10-08-2005, 11:38 AM

PCO, Greg!

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-08-2005, 07:32 PM

Slocombe - "Is this tea or coffee?"

Humphries - "Does it taste faintly of bitter coconut?"

Slocombe - "Now you mention it, yes."

Humphries - "It's tea."

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-11-2005, 05:02 AM

Slocombe - "Is this tea or coffee?"

Humphries - "Does it taste faintly of bitter coconut?"

Slocombe - "Now you mention it, yes."

Humphries - "It's tea."

Come on my Wibbly's, this one isn't that hard.....

mrsslocombe

10-11-2005, 01:04 PM

Is it Coffee Morning?

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-12-2005, 04:38 AM

Nope, it's on the "Wibster's Top 10 Worst Eppy" list.

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-12-2005, 06:51 PM

If no one gets this by tomorrow I'll put up a new one.

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-13-2005, 04:49 AM

I can't believe no one got that one.....

Rumbold - "I also have "Get Stuffed" written down here, does that come in anywhere?"

Peacock - "I have a feeling it will very soon..."

Old Mr. Grace

10-13-2005, 07:59 AM

The Old Order Changes

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-14-2005, 04:41 AM

Very good Old Mr. Grace... PCO !!!

Old Mr. Grace

10-14-2005, 07:56 AM

Miss Brahms: I don't know why you want me, Captain Peacock. I never given you any ideas before.

Cpt. Peacock: That's not entirely true, Miss Brahms.

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-15-2005, 07:20 AM

Closed Circuit

Old Mr. Grace

10-16-2005, 07:53 AM

Correct. PCO

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-16-2005, 07:51 PM

Peacock - "You, get in the closet !!"

Miss Belfridge - "It's only my first week !!"

Old Mr. Grace

10-17-2005, 07:53 AM

The Sweet Smell of Success

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-18-2005, 04:33 AM

You've done very well OMG !!! PCO.....:thumb:

Old Mr. Grace

10-18-2005, 07:53 AM

Peacock: There has been far too much laxiety on the floor lately. You are all getting very sloppy.

Goldberg: Captain Peacock, I've spent over 40 years in various retail outlets. And I've never been called sloppy.

Assistant 134

10-18-2005, 11:40 AM

The Hero

Old Mr. Grace

10-18-2005, 01:55 PM

Correct, PCO.

Assistant 134

10-19-2005, 08:16 AM

Captain Peacock - "On the chest of a barmaid from Sale, were tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was precisely the same but in braile." :lol:

mrsslocombe

10-19-2005, 11:55 AM

Our Figures Are Slipping

Assistant 134

10-20-2005, 08:05 AM

PCO, Mrs. Slocombe

mrsslocombe

10-20-2005, 11:23 AM

Mrs. Slocombe, to the bridal veil customer: "And where is madam going for her honeymoon?"
?"We're torn between Eastbourne and Brighton."
?"It is difficult to make up one's mind, isn't it?"
?"It is."
?"Why don't you compromise and try Beachy Head?"

missmacinthorpe

10-21-2005, 07:14 AM

The Clock

mrsslocombe

10-21-2005, 10:50 AM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

10-21-2005, 12:59 PM

Humphries (pulling a letter from his inside coat pocket): It's a demand from the tax man, but he's not getting it.
Peacock: How much does he want?
Humphries: He doesn't want any money. It's just a demand, and he's not getting it!

mrsslocombe

10-21-2005, 07:23 PM

Is It Catching?

missmacinthorpe

10-22-2005, 09:08 AM

Correct. PCO.

mrsslocombe

10-22-2005, 05:03 PM

Peacock: "Mr. Humphries, are you free?"
Humphries: "I'm busy pricing my ties, Captain Peacock."
Peacock: "The gentleman wishes to try on a dress."
Humphries: "I'm free!"

Very Young Mr Grace

10-23-2005, 12:02 AM

Is it "Cold Store" ??

mrsslocombe

10-23-2005, 12:23 AM

No, try again .

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-23-2005, 07:33 AM

Up Captain Peacock

mrsslocombe

10-23-2005, 10:49 AM

Correct Greg!

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-23-2005, 07:03 PM

Slocombe - "Ella Fitzgerald is twice my age and someone needs to step in her shoes."

Spooner - "Your feet are big enough !!"

Assistant 134

10-24-2005, 08:06 AM

The Pop Star

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-25-2005, 04:42 AM

Very Good Rach, PCO....

Assistant 134

10-25-2005, 11:24 AM

Mr. Spooner - "Mrs. Slocombe would be good at that. She could sit on the Times and read to pages at once"

Old Mr. Grace

10-25-2005, 02:53 PM

Is It Catching?

Assistant 134

10-27-2005, 08:43 AM

PCO :mrgreen:

Old Mr. Grace

10-27-2005, 12:41 PM

Humphries: Look at my hands!

Lucas: That one's shaking more than that one.

Humphries: Well, I'm right-handed, aren't I?

missmacinthorpe

10-27-2005, 02:31 PM

Goodbye Mr. Grainger

Old Mr. Grace

10-27-2005, 03:40 PM

Correct :clap: PCO

missmacinthorpe

10-28-2005, 08:02 AM

Mrs. Slocombe: I use less makeup at home.
Humphries: Well, one does!

Assistant 134

10-28-2005, 08:29 AM

The Apartment

missmacinthorpe

10-28-2005, 12:13 PM

Correct! PCO

Assistant 134

10-28-2005, 01:01 PM

Captain Peacock - "I'm sure that Grace Brothers will be in need of your services for many years to come, Earnest."

Mr. Grainger - "Is that offical, Stephen?"

mrsslocombe

10-28-2005, 07:33 PM

The Clock?

Assistant 134

10-29-2005, 08:01 AM

Correct, mrsslocombe. PCO!

mrsslocombe

10-29-2005, 03:17 PM

Mr. Humphries (answering telephone): [affecting deep voice] Men's Apparel? [normal voice] Assistant 13 speaking, unlucky for some

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-29-2005, 07:56 PM

Mr. Humphries (answering telephone): [affecting deep voice] Men's Apparel? [normal voice] Assistant 13 speaking, unlucky for some

Oh What A Tangled Web

mrsslocombe

10-29-2005, 10:44 PM

Correct Greg

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-30-2005, 06:32 AM

:slocombe01: "I want to wear me glasses, I don't want to look too young. On the other hand, I don't want to look too old either !!!"

Assistant 134

10-30-2005, 08:02 AM

Oh, What a Tangled Web

Greg WibblyWobbly

10-30-2005, 11:02 AM

Correct Rach, PCO !!!!

Assistant 134

10-30-2005, 12:13 PM

Mr. Grainger - "Stephen?"

Captain Peacock - "Yes, Mr. Grainger?"

Mr. Grainger - "Put that cigarette out before you go on the floor."

mrsslocombe

10-30-2005, 06:52 PM

Forward Mr. Grainger ?

Assistant 134

10-31-2005, 06:56 AM

Correct. PCO!

mrsslocombe

10-31-2005, 01:00 PM

Mr. Rumbold: Where have you been, Mr. Humphries?
Mr. Humphries: Where no other man has ever been before.
Mrs. Slocombe: Have you been in the ladies' powder room?

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-02-2005, 05:30 AM

The Father Christmas Affair

mrsslocombe

11-02-2005, 10:30 PM

Correct Greg!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-03-2005, 04:39 AM

Lucas - "Here's a job for you Shirley. Adaptable girl wanted to assist Jet setting director of a cosmetics firm. Must have a little German.

Miss Brahms - "I don't think I'm that adaptable."

Assistant 134

11-03-2005, 06:43 AM

Take-over

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-04-2005, 04:37 AM

V-V Good Rach !!!!! You've done very wellie !!! PCO....

mrsslocombe

11-04-2005, 01:34 PM

Strong Stuff This Insurance ?

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-04-2005, 08:48 PM

Christmas Crackers

Assistant 134

11-05-2005, 07:27 AM

Correct, Greg. PCO!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-06-2005, 07:02 AM

Grainger - "He looked at me and said "Good Morning"... and that's the kind of man he was !!!"

Lucas - "Thank you Mr. Ernest Grainger !!!"

Assistant 134

11-06-2005, 07:48 AM

Founder's Day

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-07-2005, 04:29 AM

Correctomondo Rach... PCO !!!!!

Assistant 134

11-07-2005, 08:00 AM

Miss. Belfridge - "Oh, I don't like going into that pub. The men in there all pinch my bottom."

Mr. Rumbold - "I'll shall make a note of that."

Mr. Humphires - "So will I."

mrsslocombe

11-07-2005, 07:50 PM

The Night Club ?

Assistant 134

11-08-2005, 07:17 AM

Correct, mrsslocombe. PCO!

mrsslocombe

11-08-2005, 06:11 PM

Peacock (after Rumbold's prominent ears have been cellotaped): We seem to have travelled from the grotesque to the bizarre.
Rumbold: I don't mind having a bald head. Actually, it's considered rather virile.
Humphries: That's the trouble; we don't want people coming into the store for the wrong reasons!

missmacinthorpe

11-08-2005, 09:20 PM

"Closed Circuit"

mrsslocombe

11-08-2005, 09:33 PM

Correct

missmacinthorpe

11-08-2005, 10:16 PM

How about the AYBS? quote I use in my sig:

Mr. Humphries (to Mr. Lucas): If you're going to mock me, I shall not let you be privy to my confidences.

mrsslocombe

11-08-2005, 10:19 PM

A Bliss Girl

missmacinthorpe

11-09-2005, 11:30 AM

Correct. PCO.

mrsslocombe

11-09-2005, 04:01 PM

Mrs. Slocombe has bent over to clean the steps in front of the lift while Captain Peacock sweeps the floor.)
Mrs. Slocombe: Captain Peacock, would you mind Bisselling in another direction?
Peacock: Mrs. Slocombe, I'm a married man: I've seen it all before.
Mrs. Slocombe: Not at this time in the morning, not at that angle, and not this one!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-09-2005, 06:38 PM

The Punch and Judy Affair

mrsslocombe

11-09-2005, 09:48 PM

Correct!

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-10-2005, 04:41 AM

Slocombe - "Good morning Captain Peacock."

Peacock - "8:58."

Slocombe - "As departmental head of Ladies' Readymade , I hardly think it necessary for me to clock in like a char."

Assistant 134

11-10-2005, 07:50 AM

Coffee Morning?

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-11-2005, 04:46 AM

Nope... guess again.

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-12-2005, 07:29 AM

**HINT**

It's from the First Season.....

mrsslocombe

11-12-2005, 11:45 AM

Our Figures Are Slipping ?

Greg WibblyWobbly

11-13-2005, 07:52 AM

Very Good mrsslocombe !!!! PCO !!!!:thumb:

mrsslocombe

11-13-2005, 11:46 AM

Miss Brahms: "I've got to be back in time for Top of the Pops."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Ooh, do you watch that?"
Miss Brahms:"No, but someone has to be there to hold me mum back when Gary Glitter comes on."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Does she fancy him?"
Miss Brahms: "No, she kicks the set in!"

Assistant 134

11-14-2005, 02:10 PM

Hoorah For The Holidays?

mrsslocombe

11-14-2005, 10:50 PM

Correct !

Assistant 134

11-15-2005, 08:45 AM

:clap:

Mr. Lucas - "And so we say farewell to Naomi......... And so we say farewell to Naomi.

Mrs. Slocombe (as Naomi) - BELT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Bert Spooner

11-15-2005, 11:32 AM

The Think Tank

Assistant 134

11-16-2005, 12:05 PM

PCO, Bert

Bert Spooner

11-16-2005, 02:34 PM

Lucas - "That's easy, Miss Brahms is the ladies department. She can club herself together and get something nice."

mrsslocombe

11-16-2005, 05:20 PM

Fifty Years On

Bert Spooner

11-18-2005, 12:22 PM

correct - pco

mrsslocombe

11-18-2005, 01:21 PM

Customer (looking at dressing gowns): They all look very nice; I'm never quite sure what men like.
Mr. Humphries: No, it is a bit of a puzzle sometimes.

missmacinthorpe

11-18-2005, 02:27 PM

Strong Stuff This Insurance

mrsslocombe

11-18-2005, 02:58 PM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

11-19-2005, 03:04 PM

Peacock: It has been my experience after 30 years in the distributive trades that customers place more trust in an honest prune than in someone desperately trying to look like Donny Osmond!
Humphries (to Lucas after the above dressing-down from Peacock): I've never been spoken to like that in the whole of my life?I quite enjoyed it!

Assistant 134

11-19-2005, 03:13 PM

The Old Order Changes

missmacinthorpe

11-19-2005, 08:39 PM

Mais oui. PCO

Assistant 134

11-20-2005, 01:37 PM

Mr. Humphries - "Mrs. Slocombe, I don't pitch my woo in public."

mrsslocombe

11-20-2005, 06:13 PM

The Agent ?

Assistant 134

11-21-2005, 07:12 AM

Correct, mrsslocombe. PCO

mrsslocombe

11-21-2005, 08:16 PM

Mrs. Slocombe: "Glamorous personal assistant required by director of film company?much travel?must be under 30"?oh dear, just too late.

Very Young Mr Grace

11-21-2005, 10:37 PM

Is it The Takeover??

mrsslocombe

11-22-2005, 11:54 AM

Yes,it is!

Very Young Mr Grace

11-22-2005, 02:12 PM

Thanks Mrs. Slocombe!!

Okay, here's one.........

Miss Brahms -- "We've been stood here standing for twenty minutes in the snow because some stupid TWIT didn't tell security we was comin' in!"

Old Mr. Grace

11-23-2005, 12:00 PM

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

Very Young Mr Grace

11-23-2005, 02:18 PM

Yes Old Mr. Grace! Please continue....

Old Mr. Grace

11-23-2005, 02:26 PM

Mr. Goldberg: I turned it down.

Miss Brahms: What for?

Mr. Goldeberg: Well, the beds were in Cairo and you were on sale or return.

Assistant 134

11-23-2005, 04:38 PM

The Agent

Old Mr. Grace

11-23-2005, 04:41 PM

Correct :D

Assistant 134

11-24-2005, 07:37 AM

Mrs Slocombe - *sings* "Speaking on behalf of blouses, it's rather drafty around the houses."

Very Young Mr Grace

11-24-2005, 08:18 AM

Christmas Crackers?

Assistant 134

11-26-2005, 06:15 AM

Correct. PCO, VYMG!

Very Young Mr Grace

11-26-2005, 05:18 PM

Mr. Lucas -- "Let me borrow your pencil. Ah, it's a bit short on lead."

Mr. Humphries -- "What are you trying to say?"

Old Mr. Grace

11-28-2005, 08:08 AM

Dear Sexy Knickers . . .

Very Young Mr Grace

11-29-2005, 02:45 PM

Yes! PCO

Old Mr. Grace

11-29-2005, 03:05 PM

:slocombe01: He says if he shows us his can he come look at ours.

:brahms01: What ??!!!!!

Assistant 134

11-29-2005, 03:11 PM

Friends and Neighbours

Old Mr. Grace

11-29-2005, 04:05 PM

Correct :clap: PCO

Assistant 134

11-30-2005, 08:29 AM

Cleaning lady - "He sends me!"

Captain Peacock - "Not far enough!"

Old Mr. Grace

11-30-2005, 11:58 AM

The Pop Star

Assistant 134

12-02-2005, 09:29 AM

Correct, OMG! PCO!

Old Mr. Grace

12-02-2005, 10:44 AM

:slocombe01: Don't say a word, Mr. Lucas.

:lucas01: I wasn't going to say anything, Mrs. Slocombe. I was just thinking that it's about time Arsenal got a couple of new fullbacks.

Bert Spooner

12-02-2005, 12:35 PM

Strong Stuff This Insurance

Old Mr. Grace

12-02-2005, 03:32 PM

Correct. :D

Bert Spooner

12-05-2005, 12:19 PM

Rumbold - "Lets get upstairs Mrs Slocombe"
Brahms - "I'll bet it's been a long time since any one's said that to you."

Old Mr. Grace

12-05-2005, 04:24 PM

Sit Out

Bert Spooner

12-06-2005, 12:21 PM

correct...pco

Old Mr. Grace

12-06-2005, 12:34 PM

Humphries: There's nothing in there that isn't in the dictionary.

Spooner: Yeah, but not all on the same page!

Assistant 134

12-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Calling All Customers

Old Mr. Grace

12-07-2005, 08:01 AM

Correct :D PCO

Assistant 134

12-08-2005, 07:47 AM

Mr. Humphries - "Haven't you been listening? We've got to cut down!"

Mr. Tebbs - "Oh, we had to during the war, you know. We we're only allowed five inches and I used to share mine with Mrs. Tebbs."

:roll:

Old Mr. Grace

12-08-2005, 10:32 AM

Shedding The Load

Assistant 134

12-09-2005, 02:20 PM

Correct, OMG! PCO

Old Mr. Grace

12-09-2005, 02:28 PM

Peacock: It all smacks very much of George Orwell.

Rumbold: Are you trying to say someone else did it?

missmacinthorpe

12-09-2005, 06:05 PM

Big Brother

Old Mr. Grace

12-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Correct :D

missmacinthorpe

12-10-2005, 01:04 PM

This may be a tough one:

Mr. Humphries: "My father noticed something funny about me when I was six."

MM

dazzlestar14

12-10-2005, 10:40 PM

"The Hand of Fate"?

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-13-2005, 04:29 AM

You're correct Dazz, PCO....

dazzlestar14

12-13-2005, 07:15 PM

Thank You,

Mr. Rumbold: "No, it's not an outbreak of distemper in the pet department. It's the staff on the 4th floor...I see...keep them in quarantine until the store closes."

mrsslocombe

12-13-2005, 08:16 PM

It is Catching?

dazzlestar14

12-13-2005, 10:37 PM

Nope, Please try again.

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-14-2005, 04:21 AM

Thank You,

Mr. Rumbold: "No, it's not an outbreak of distemper in the pet department. It's the staff on the 4th floor...I see...keep them in quarantine until the store closes."

The Pop Star

dazzlestar14

12-14-2005, 08:08 PM

You're in the spotlight Greg........Your up!! :mrgreen:

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-15-2005, 04:44 AM

Grainger - "Look at him flaunting it. I've wanted that key all my life and I've never been once."

Lucas - "You must be bursting !!"

Assistant 134

12-15-2005, 07:54 AM

Up Captain Peacock

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-16-2005, 06:44 PM

Very good Assistant 134 !!!!! PCO !!!!

Assistant 134

12-17-2005, 07:35 AM

Mrs. Slocombe - "Captain Peacock? Are you just going to stand there and hear me insulted!"

Captain Peacock - "Seems as good of a place as any."

missmacinthorpe

12-17-2005, 08:12 AM

"Roots?"

Assistant 134

12-17-2005, 09:07 AM

Correct. PCO!

missmacinthorpe

12-17-2005, 09:16 AM

Mr. Rumbold: Is that [knockers] spelled with a "k"?
Mr. Lucas: I don't know; I've never seen 'em written down.

Bert Spooner

12-19-2005, 10:27 AM

Anything You Can Do

missmacinthorpe

12-21-2005, 01:59 PM

Yes! PCO.

MM

Bert Spooner

12-22-2005, 12:19 PM

Peacock - "Mrs Slocombe would you uncover your bust?"
Slocombe - "I beg you pardon?"
Peacock - "Your counter bust Mrs Slocombe. We are open for business."

Greg WibblyWobbly

12-29-2005, 08:18 PM

Peacock - "Mrs Slocombe would you uncover your bust?"
Slocombe - "I beg you pardon?"
Peacock - "Your counter bust Mrs Slocombe. We are open for business."

Did everyone forget about this one ??? If not, then please BS, give them a hint....

Bert Spooner

01-02-2006, 10:17 PM

ok...here is a hint: "You have a fat face, piggy eyes and a pimple on your nose."

mrsslocombe

01-02-2006, 10:27 PM

No Sale?

Bert Spooner

01-03-2006, 11:52 AM

correct....pco

mrsslocombe

01-03-2006, 07:28 PM

Mr. Rumbold: "Oh, Miss Thorpe, where's the maintenance file?"
Miss Thorpe: "You mean the one marked 'Decoration'?"
Mr. Rumbold: "Yes."
Miss Thorpe: "I filed it yesterday under 'A'."
Mr. Rumbold: "Under 'A'?"
Miss Thorpe: "Yes, I file most things under 'A'."
Mr. Rumbold: "I don't quite follow."
Miss Thorpe: "Well, A letter, A sales report, A customer's complaint."
Captain Peacock: "A different way of finding anything

missmacinthorpe

01-04-2006, 06:09 AM

Shoulder to Shoulder

mrsslocombe

01-04-2006, 01:37 PM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

01-04-2006, 05:58 PM

Peacock (on his World War II service): I was in the front line, often with 24 hours of constant shelling!
Miss Brahms: Yeah, when he finished the peas, he had to get on with the potatoes.

mrsslocombe

01-05-2006, 06:34 AM

Sit Out

missmacinthorpe

01-05-2006, 08:41 AM

Correct. PCO

mrsslocombe

01-06-2006, 01:41 PM

Mr. Humphries: "If it was me, I'd be tearing me hair out."
Mr. Lucas: "That shouldn't take you long."
Mr. Humphries: "That thin bit in the back is where the pillow rubs! The rest is growing lush and rampant."

:humphries01:

missmacinthorpe

01-06-2006, 07:19 PM

Forward Mr. Grainger

mrsslocombe

01-06-2006, 10:40 PM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

01-07-2006, 07:43 AM

Mr. Grainger: "How about advertising in the local newspapers? 'You get a square deal at Grace Brothers.'"
Mr. Humphries: "We'd be in trouble with the Trades Descriptions Act."
Mr. Lucas: "Oh, I don't know. You couldn't have squarer clothes than what we've got."

mamabear197

01-07-2006, 09:31 AM

The Think Tank?
Mb

missmacinthorpe

01-07-2006, 01:02 PM

Right you are. PCO

mamabear197

01-07-2006, 02:55 PM

Mr. Grainger: "You know, people very seldom curtsy these days."
Mr. Humphries: "My milkman does."
Mr. Lucas: "You should stop answering the door in your tiara."
Mr. Humphries: "You've been there early, have you?"

mrsslocombe

01-07-2006, 03:58 PM

:tophat:

Top hat and tails

mamabear197

01-07-2006, 05:58 PM

Right you are!

mrsslocombe

01-07-2006, 08:19 PM

Mr. Grainger: The only job for which I seem qualified is that of a chair man.
Captain Peacock: Company chairman?
Mr. Grainger: No, deck chair man

missmacinthorpe

01-08-2006, 07:04 AM

Take-over

mrsslocombe

01-08-2006, 12:55 PM

Correct!

missmacinthorpe

01-09-2006, 04:52 AM

Mrs. Slocombe: Well, I think it's time we had a change of sex on the floor.
Capt. Peacock: Am I to understand that you're recommending Mr. Humphries?

mrsslocombe

01-09-2006, 01:59 PM

Mrs. Slocombe, Senior Person ?

sonosun

01-09-2006, 07:17 PM

I was drinking some tea and I saw the answer in the tea leaves. Hand of Fate

missmacinthorpe

01-09-2006, 08:00 PM

"Hand of Fate" is correct. PCO

sonosun

01-09-2006, 10:24 PM

Mr Humphries: Hand in the small of her back Mr Lucas.

Mr Lucas:I can't find the small of her back.(Shouting) I can find the big of her back but I can't find the small of her back.

missmacinthorpe

01-10-2006, 05:08 AM

Top Hat and Tails

sonosun

01-10-2006, 12:40 PM

That is correct Miss Mac.

missmacinthorpe

01-11-2006, 02:29 PM

Mr. Lucas: As my mother always said, life is like a game of chess: At the end of the day, the black pawn and the white queen both go in the same box.
Mr. Humphries: That's something to look forward to!