AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[Lady Stableforth]

Captain Peacock - Mr. Humphries your standing like that again....

Mr. Humphries - Like what Captain Peacock?

Captain Peacock - Like that ....(puts hand on hip)

Mr. Humphries - Well, Wouldn't you know it? i had five roles of wallpaper under there...

[offthefloor]

the club?

[Lady Stableforth]

Correct! PCO

[offthefloor]

Humphries: I expect my after-shave will linger on my bill-pads for a couple of sales, and after that, nothing

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

OK... stop right here.

Marthajgav you have to stop jumping in on the games like this. This is the second one that I found you did this with.

Unless you've won the round and have been given permission to carry on with the next part of the game, don't post the next question.

OTF, carry on with the next question.

[offthefloor]

Humphries: I expect my after-shave will linger on my bill-pads for a couple of sales, and after that, nothing

P.S.- Sorry Greg I didn't even notice it was supposed to be your turn...I just click the last button on the thread...guess I should pay more attention now

[mrsslocombe]

The Junior

[offthefloor]

Yes Indeed Mrsslocombe PCO

[mrsslocombe]

"There are some knickers that I will display, and some that I won't, and those I won't are staying in me drawers."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ...

Wedding Bells

[mrsslocombe]

Correct Greg!

Continue on !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slochead1: "No lady would let a man be in the postion where he can have a peek a boo."

[Assistant 134]

Cold Store?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope ...

(hint) it was a later series.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Another hint ....

The first time we see :kleinhead:

[offthefloor]

Is It Catching?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct OTF !! :pco:

[offthefloor]

Mr. Rumbold : Let's say we're a typical married couple coming into the store. We've been married for ten years, we know what we want, but we don't know where to find it

[Assistant 134]

Sit Out

[offthefloor]

Correct Rach PCO :)

[Assistant 134]

Nurse -" What about me, Mr Grace? You promised you'd put me in it."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ...

Front Page Story

[Assistant 134]

Correct Wibbie !!! PCO !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:graingerhead::lucas01::humphries01: " Tooma-Looma-Looma ....Have you umberella's, any umberella's to mend today ?"

[Lady Stableforth]

New Look?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MJ, PCO !!!

[Lady Stableforth]

Mrs. Slocombe - "Give us the money Jugears or else"!

[Assistant 134]

Monkey Business

[Lady Stableforth]

Correct Assistant 134 - PCO!

[Assistant 134]

Mrs Slocombe - Ella Fitzgerald is twice as old as I am. Somebody has to step into her shoes.
Mr Spooner - Your feet would fit.

[missmacinthorpe]

The Pop Star

[Assistant 134]

Correct. PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: We'll burn the place down; that'll do it!
Peacock: We want to get fired, not jailed.

[offthefloor]

Sit Out?

[missmacinthorpe]

No, sorry.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Monkey Business

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct as usual, GWW. PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:graingerhead: "Oh it's alright. We can all stay at Mrs. Featherstones."

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct you are Miss Mac, PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "My father noticed something funny about me when I was six."

[Diana Yarswick]

Hand of Fate

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Diana Yarswick]

:graingerhead:One has to take their wife out once in awhile for an airing.

[offthefloor]

Fifty Years On

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct OTF, PCO !!!

[offthefloor]

Capt. Peacock: Mr. Humphries is too busy to listen to uninteresting bits of idle gossip from people who have nothing better to do than sit on their backsides all day, doing nothin! Who is that? Oh...Mr. Grace! Heh, heh, heh. Do you know who this is, Mr. Grace? You don't? Good

[missmacinthorpe]

Front Page Story

[offthefloor]

Yup PCO MissMac

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "That's the trouble nowadays: all the wrong people have the money."

[mrsslocombe]

Heir Apparent

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MS, PCO !!

[mrsslocombe]

(During the meeting of the men's department in Rumbold's office) Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, I say! They've been in there for ten minutes! There's nobody to attend to their customers."
Miss Brahms: "But there aren't any customers!"
Mrs. Slocombe: "That's neither here nor there. It's no way to run a store."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Cold Comfort

[mrsslocombe]

Correct! Continue on!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Tebbs - "We must look after the little things; big things take care of themselves."

[Lady Stableforth]

By Appointment

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct marthajgav! PCO! :)

[Lady Stableforth]

Mrs. Slocombe - "These belonged to the brush salesman"

[missmacinthorpe]

The Apartment

[Lady Stableforth]

Correct missmacinthorpe:pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries: I thought you weren't supposed to harm anything—animal, vegetable, or insect.
Lucas: I didn't say anything about fairy cakes.

[mrsslocombe]

The Hero

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Miss Brahms: "How's your queen pudding?"
Mr. Humphries: "It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise."
Mr. Lucas: "I don't know; it promised to be awful and it's disgusting

[missmacinthorpe]

No Sale

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

PCO Missmacinthorpe !!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "Mr. Grainger, do you know your vital statistics?"
Mr. Grainger: "I've had no interest in them since I lost sight of my toes."

[mrsslocombe]

Top Hat and Tails

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Captain Peacock:"Miss Brahms, you are supposed to be buying, not selling."

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[mrsslocombe]

correct!
Carry on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Rumbold: "I'm having trouble getting through to Mr. Grace."
Peacock: "Why? Is his telephone out of order?"
Rumbold: "No, his brain."

[Bionic Grainger]

A Change is As Good as a Rest?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Bionic Grainger]

Mrs. Slocombe: Mr. Harman as Captain Peacock isn't here I feel it is up to me to tell you that I don't want you on the floor at this time of the morning.
Mr. Harman: My wife will pleased to hear that - she is a very jealous woman.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Grounds For Divorce

[Bionic Grainger]

Your are correct. PCO! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:slocrhino: "Isn't it lucky that none of my friends had the problem of giving me accomodation."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Apartment?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:verywell::pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries: All I did was use the wrong finger to ring up the till and I got a "no sale."
Lucas: What finger did you use?
Humphries: It's immaterial, Mr. Lucas!

[mrsslocombe]

The Hero

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Captain Peacock,"Would you like to tell the judges your name and what planet you come from?

[Bionic Grainger]

Front Page Story

[mrsslocombe]

correct-Continue on !

[Bionic Grainger]

Capt. Peacock: (knocks on the door and opens) "I'm sorry sir."

Mr. Rumbold: People who knock usually are.

[Bionic Grainger]

Capt. Peacock: (knocks on the door and opens) "I'm sorry sir."

Mr. Rumbold: People who knock usually are.


Hint: We are introduced to a new staff member in this episode.

[offthefloor]

The Junior?

[Bionic Grainger]

You are correct offthefloor! PCO :)

[offthefloor]

Rumbold: Mr. Lucas...sold Mr. Grace..Mr. Lucas's coat?
Capt. Peacock: No...Mr. Lucas sold Mr. Grace Mr. Graces coat

[mrsslocombe]

Our Figures Are Slipping

[offthefloor]

Correct Mrsslocombe PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Miss Brahms: I came top in school in joined-up handwriting. What was you best at?
Mr. Humphries: I got an O level in collecting dinner money.

[Lady Stableforth]

Happy Returns

[mrsslocombe]

Continue on!

[Lady Stableforth]

Ms. Brahms - Mr. Walpole?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "Not that good-lookin' man with the lovely smile from sports!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Memories Are Made of This

[Lady Stableforth]

Correct :pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Rumbold: Captain Peacock, if this department goes down, what will you do?
Peacock: Probably salute.

[mrsslocombe]

Calling All Customers

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: It's not easy for me, you know. On the one hand we have our friendship, and on the other I have my job to do. I have to wear two hats.
Grainger: Well, you'll find no difficulty in that; you're two-faced!

[missmacinthorpe]

Coffee Morning

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Captain Peacock: Floorwalking has always been a man's job in this department.
Mrs. Slocombe: Well, I don't see why. I mean, anybody can stand there with their nose in the air looking stupid.

[offthefloor]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[missmacinthorpe]

No, sorry.

[mrsslocombe]

The Hand of Fate

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "I do not respond to waves."
Miss Brahms: "What about that man you met on your holiday?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "Ah, that was different; he was waving from his yacht!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Shoulder to Shoulder

[mrsslocombe]

Continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: "Oh, let's have that lovely Gordon Honeycomb what reads the news on the telly."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, I like Richard Baker. He's got lovely eyes."
Mr. Humphries: "Do you know, I take more notice of the news when he reads it."

[mrsslocombe]

New Look

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: Let's put it this way: if one were drowning, Mr. Rumbold would be the first to hold out an electric cow prod.

[missmacinthorpe]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[mrsslocombe]

Continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "The central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Customer - "They all look very nice; I'm never quite sure what men like."

Mr. Humphries - "No, it is a bit of a puzzle sometimes."

[missmacinthorpe]

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

In memory of Mollie Sugden, a Mrs. Slocombe quote:

Mrs. Slocombe: You know how clumsy those removal men are. I'm not having them handling my pussy!

[mrsslocombe]

The Apartment

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Another Mollie quote:

I don't want to sit alone at that table like one what's been ostricsized.

[missmacinthorpe]

"Is It Catching?"

[mrsslocombe]

Correct,Continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Rumbold: "You are, after all, quite an unusual person."
Mr. Humphries: "It has been mentioned."

[mrsslocombe]

Front Page Story

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

What episode did Mr. Patel from Accounts actually appear in ?

[missmacinthorpe]

The Agent

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: "We have to use funny voices, don't we?"
Mr. Humphries: "Yes we do, and yours will do very nicely."

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Is it the Punch and Judy Affair?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

:graingerhead: : "She has very beautiful ears. They give her a very pretty profile. Mind you, head on it's a bit of a shock."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ....

Fifty Years On

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Oops, I missed this. Correct of course, Greg. PCO :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:rumboldthink:"You mean Mr. Lucas sold Mr. Grace Mr. Lucas's coat ?"

[missmacinthorpe]

Our Figures Are Slipping

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Miss Mac, PCO !!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw my pussy out before I came."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Cold Comfort

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss. Brahms - "I came top in school in joined-up handwriting. What was you best at?"

Mr. Humphries - "I got an O level in collecting dinner money."

[missmacinthorpe]

Happy Returns

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM, PCO !!! :thumbup:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: I've been here 16 years, man and boy…mostly boy.

[Lady Stableforth]

The Junior

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Lady Stableforth]

Captain Peacock - "Just a passing faze Mrs. Slocombe with your personality i am sure you could charm the very birds off the trees"

[missmacinthorpe]

The Pilot

[Lady Stableforth]

Correct as usual! PCO!
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[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: "Mrs. Slocombe, I hope your cat won't suffer unduly from its enforced confinement."
Mrs. Slocombe: "Oh, it's not confined. It's shut up."

[mrsslocombe]

Our Figures Are Slipping

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Lucas: "Oh,I don't know. You couldn't have squarer clothes than what we've got."

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

The Think Tank ?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on !

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

:graingerhead: "I said we shouldn't have had mistletoe. It always causes trouble!"

[missmacinthorpe]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Correct, PCO :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Grainger: "My-my-my teeth won't stop chattering."
Mr. Humphries: "Well, put them in your pocket."

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Glamorous personal assistant required by director of film company…much travel…must be under 30"—oh dear, just too late.

[missmacinthorpe]

Take-over

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-Continue on!

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Lucas: "As my mother always said, life is like a game of chess: At the end of the day, the black pawn and the white queen both go in the same box."
Mr. Humphries: "That's something to look forward to!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ...

Goodbye Mr. Grainger

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, GWW! PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:anger:"I'm afraid I must say Mr. Rumbold I find these places no substitute for the isle of Levant."

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:verywell::pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Rumbold: "I sometimes wonder if, sitting in this office, I'm missing something."

[missmacinthorpe]

Here's another quote (hopefully an easier one) from the same episode:

Mr. Humphries: "I think this would be a very good time to leave my body."

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

The Hand Of Fate ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

:sad: : "Unfortunately, I had B.O."

:humphries01: : "What a fragrant memory to look back on."

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Hint time, I guess. Mr. Grainger's B.O. was mentioned as a reason why he never learned Ballroom Dancing. :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Top Hat and Tails

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Correct, PCO :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "If I was in that office, you wouldn't be out here for five minutes!"
Mr. Lucas: "Oh, I know, you'd have me inside there for a quick chat and a cuddle, wouldn't you?"

[mrsslocombe]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: I once trained as an osteopath; when I got down to it, I wasn't up to it.

[missmacinthorpe]

It Pays to Advertise

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Miss Mac, PCO ....

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Tebbs: We must look after the little things; big things take care of themselves.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Is it "By Appointment" ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

:peacock01: "Mrs. Slocombe, I'm a married man. I've seen it all before!"

:slocrhino:"Not at this time in the morning, not from that angle, and NOT THIS ONE!"

[Bionic Grainger]

Punch and Judy

[missmacinthorpe]

Roots?

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Punch and Judy

BG got it. :):pco:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

BG are you free for a game ???

[Bionic Grainger]

Sorry for the delay - (brain cell freeze) :oops:

Mr. Grace - "Oh, that's the least of your troubles! You've got to use the staff bog as well!"

[Lady Stableforth]

Up Captain Peacock:pea1:

[Bionic Grainger]

you are correct, Martha PCO!

[Lady Stableforth]

Mr. Lucas - "What's happened Fanny Craddock?" (not sure if it is spelled with two d's or one?)

[Lady Stableforth]

Hello is anybody free????http://www.gracebrothers.net/TopHat11.jpg

[missmacinthorpe]

"Take-over"?

[Lady Stableforth]

:pco::verywell:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries : "It's my new skin tightener…You should see the commercial they do for it: it shows a prune being turned back into a plum."
Captain Peacock: "It has been my experience after 30 years in the distributive trades that customers place more trust in an honest prune than in someone desperately trying to look like Donny Osmond!"

[offthefloor]

The Old Order Changes

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[offthefloor]

Mrs. Slocombe:you mean you really don't know?
Captain peacock: No
Mrs. Slocombe: Thank Heaven for that

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Dear Sexy Knickers ?

[offthefloor]

It is quite fitting that you answered this one DSK because you are correct!! PCO

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

:humphries01: “Come to think of it, my mother used to take me to the botanical gardens a lot when I was a little boy. She’s got a lot to answer for.”

[missmacinthorpe]

The Sweet Smell of Success

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Correct, PCO :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: We'll burn the place down; that'll do it!
Peacock: We want to get fired, not jailed.

[mrsslocombe]

Monkey Business

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Humphries: "That thin bit in the back is where the pillow rubs! The rest is growing lush and rampant."

[missmacinthorpe]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[mrsslocombe]

correct-continue on !

[missmacinthorpe]

Humphries (to Lucas): "You're very good with figures when it comes to being mean!"

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Fifty Years On ?

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Mrs. Slocombe: "I'm so sorry we couldn't find anything to go with your face, Madam, but no doubt you'll try us again..........Awkward Cow!"

[Lady Stableforth]

Camping In

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Correct, PCO :)

[Lady Stableforth]

here is an easy one - Ms. Brahms "He's closing the door""!
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[offthefloor]

is it catching?
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[Lady Stableforth]

:verywell::pco:

[offthefloor]

Mrs. Slocombe- Is that Mr. Ackbar? Mrs. Slocombe here, your next-door neighbor. I wonder, would you do me a favor? Would you go to my front door, bend down, and look through the letter-box? And if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
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[mrsslocombe]

Closed Circuit

[offthefloor]

:yes: PCO Mrsslocombe
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[mrsslocombe]

Mr. Rumbold: "How an I going to get down?"
Mr. Spooner: "Jump off the parapet (sp) and flap your ears

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Sit Out?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on !

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

"I am both flattered and honoured that you are considering me for the vacant paste on the beard of doctors!"

(LOL, someone getting what Rumbold said mixed up rather than the other way round for a change. :D)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ....

The Hand of Fate

[Dear_Sexy_Knickers]

Yes indeed, PCO

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:brahms2:"I have to be home in time for "Top of the Pops"

[missmacinthorpe]

Hoorah for the Holidays

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Miss Mac ... PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Capt. Peacock: "I want a word with the floor personnel by the center stand."
Miss Brahms: "Well, I hope it's important. I'm dying for me lunch."
Capt. Peacock: "Miss Brahms, everything I have to say is important."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Coffee Morning

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Grainger - "I shall probably have to be anethetized and syringed."