AYBS? Tag Line Game !!!!!

[Assistant 134]

The Hero

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Rach! PCO! :)

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries - "I only came in for a cuppa tea."

[missmacinthorpe]

Friends and Neighbours

[Assistant 134]

Yes ! PCO !!!

[missmacinthorpe]

Captain Peacock: "Mr. Lucas, you are not indispensable. There are many young men who would bend over backwards to get into Grace Brothers."
Mr. Humphries: "That's one of the qualifications."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Shoulder To Shoulder

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Young Mr. Grace - "For what you are about to receive, may you be truly grateful."

Mr. Rumbold - "Surely, sir, you mean "for what we are about to receive, may we be truly grateful."

Young Mr. Grace - "No, no, for what you are about to receive. We're lunching at the Savoy."

[missmacinthorpe]

Happy Returns

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: I've been here 16 years, man and boy…mostly boy.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Junior

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB! PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "What size are you, sir?"

Customer - "As a matter of fact, I was looking for the Gents'."

Mr. Lucas - "In that case, size doesn't really come into it, does it?"

[missmacinthorpe]

The Pilot?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Male Customer: "Do you have a male assistant at this counter?"
Mrs. Slocombe: "No, there isn't much demand for that at Grace Brothers."

[offthefloor]

our figures are slipping?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Camping In

[missmacinthorpe]

LMSB is correct. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss Brahms - "Girls don't wear ties!"

Mr. Lucas - "Well, you can have club drawers."

[offthefloor]

The Club

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct offthefloor! PCO! :)

[offthefloor]

Lucas- Captain Peacock wears a dinner jacket, you know--Lady Peacock sails down the stairs in her tiara--'Fancy a sherry before we have the baked beans on toast?' he says. 'No, I think I'll wait and have one with the cocoa

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Anything You Can Do

[offthefloor]

Correct LMSB PCO :)

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Humphries - "Actually, I'm a don't know...but I'm with you."

[Assistant 134]

Monkey Business

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Rach! PCO! :)

[Assistant 134]

Mr Humphries - "I'll lend you a hangbag then you can join in. Me mother's still staying with me. She's got lots."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ....

Fire Practice

[Assistant 134]

Correct Wibbie !!! PCO !!!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Miss Belfridge - "But Mr. Humphries, I thought you were completely the other way ??"

[Assistant 134]

Friends and Neighbours ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Nope ...

[Assistant 134]

The Hold Up

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

http://lordgreg.minki.net/brahmsheadsaying.jpg

[Assistant 134]

Mr Harmon - "Would you say that Mrs Rumbold was a jealous woman?"
Mr Rumbold - "No. I've never giving her any cause to be. Why?"
Mr Harmon - "Cause she's coming up in the lift with Mrs Peacock."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Friends and Neighbors

[Assistant 134]

Correct. PCO !!!!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "Mr. Humphries, would you mind holding the gentleman's rear while I pull from the front?"

[offthefloor]

Wedding Bells

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct offthefloor! PCO! :)

[offthefloor]

Peacock- But darling, there must be a lot of Fords with a broken rear window, missing hubcaps and a dent in the rear wing

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[offthefloor]

:yes: PCO LMSB

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe - "Yes, it's all happening in my underwear today...I've got things that are bigger, better, and cheaper than anywhere else."

[missmacinthorpe]

Closed Circuit

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock (to Humphries): Stand up like a man—or as near as you can get to it.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Conduct Unbecoming

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Humphries - "And they all lived happily ever after for £3.75."

[Goldie]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Goldie! PCO! :)

[Goldie]

Humphries ~ Quite a lot of ladies have thought twice about me. Trouble is, it's the second thought that puts them off!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe

[Goldie]

:yes:.. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "What a pitiful sight it's going to be, isn't it? Mr. Rumbold forcing him into the lift, pressing the down button, the doors closing forever on that tear-stained, wrinkled old face as it disappears forever into the bargain basement. 'Don't let 'em have my tape measure! Let me say farewell to my trousers!'"

[offthefloor]

Goodbye Mr. Grainger

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct offthefloor! PCO! :)

[offthefloor]

Peacock: Get on to your friend at the Tailor and Cutter, Mr. Humphries, and insert an advertisement. Wanted: crabby old bag to be in charge of Ladies' Intimate Apparel, age indeterminate

[Assistant 134]

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person

[offthefloor]

:) Yup PCO Rach

[Assistant 134]

Mr Grainger (to Peacock) - And I must inform you that I'm the one who has his tie caught in the till."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Father Christmas Affair?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Miss M :pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "The central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "Going down to room fünf to play ze pong mit ze ping."

[missmacinthorpe]

The Club

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Capt. Peacock: I deplore the sight of female figures without knickers!

[mrsslocombe]

Shedding the Load

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrsslocombe ....:pco:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It's going on 3 days since Mrsslocombe checked in. If there is no answer from them tonight then I'll start the next one.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ...


:ymghead: "Who's that ?"
:rumbhead:"That's Capt. Peacock's wife."
:ymghead:"Sooner him than me."

[missmacinthorpe]

Is it Oh What a Tangled Web?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM !!! :pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "If it was me, I'd be tearing me hair out."
Mr. Lucas: "That shouldn't take you long."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Forward Mr. Grainger

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "You are, after all, quite an unusual person."

Mr. Humphries - "It has been mentioned."

[offthefloor]

Take Over?

[Cat_Lover]

Front Page Story?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct aussiehpnut! PCO! :)

[Cat_Lover]

"Dear Mr Grace. I, Ernest Grainger, being of sound mind, having given the best years of my life to your store; regretfully have to tell you that you're a miserable old boot."

[missmacinthorpe]

"Goodbye Mr. Grainger"?

[Cat_Lover]

PCO.

[missmacinthorpe]

Customer (looking at dressing gowns): They all look very nice; I'm never quite sure what men like.
Mr. Humphries: No, it is a bit of a puzzle sometimes.

[mrsslocombe]

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mrs. Slocombe: I can't believe this is our last morning coffee together!
Miss Brahms: Coffee? I thought this was tea.
Mr. Bert Spooner: No, the tea's the one with the froth on top.

[avenger]

Are you Free ?

[offthefloor]

The Pop Star

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Friends and Neighbors

[mrsslocombe]

No,Keep guessing
(Hint: Mr Humphries just got sacked ).

[Cat_Lover]

Conduct Unbecoming?

[mrsslocombe]

correct-please continue

[Cat_Lover]

"I feel such a fool sitting here looking normal."

[offthefloor]

Christmas Crackers?

[Cat_Lover]

:pco:

[offthefloor]

Peacock- If one were drowning, Rumbold would be the first to hold out and electric cattle prod

[missmacinthorpe]

Oh What a Tangled Web

[offthefloor]

Correct MissMac please do carry on

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: Did you get your minute steak?
Mr. Grainger: No, they said it would take ten minutes, so I settled for spaghetti bolognese

[mrsslocombe]

The Father Christmas Affair

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO!

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: I do not want to see fallen hairs on your collar again.
Lucas: No, sir. If I feel it falling, I'll jump out of the way.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Old Order Changes

[mrsslocombe]

Correct !

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Harman - "A bald-headed person with one or two other outstanding features."

[mrsslocombe]

A Bliss Girl

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct mrsslocombe! PCO! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Mrsslocombe ... are you free ???

[mrsslocombe]

Sorry ,it's been a crazy week !


Mr. Grainger: "People really seldom curtsy in these days."
Mr. Humphries: "My milkman does."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Top Hat and Tails

[mrsslocombe]

correct!
Continue on !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It's been 5 days so I'll continue this on ....

Lucas - "So how long have you been eating ugly fruits Mrs. Slocombe" ??

Slocombe - "About as long as you've been eating pigs heads and sheeps brains !!"

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

This one isn't hard my fellow servers ... think "Insurance eppy"

[missmacinthorpe]

Strong Stuff This Insurance?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MM !!! :pco:

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Humphries: "I've been here 16 years, man and boy…mostly boy."

[mrsslocombe]

The Junior

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: I'd like to make it quite clear that, being of an affectionate nature, I have many friends of all shapes, sizes, and sexes.

[missmacinthorpe]

Fifty Years On

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!

I chose that one because my husband's brothers are celebrating their 50th birthdays on Saturday.

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Having a bath at six o'clock in the morning played havoc with my pussy!"

[mrsslocombe]

No Sale

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Lucas: As my mother always said, life is like a game of chess: At the end of the day, the black pawn and the white queen both go in the same box .

[missmacinthorpe]

Goodbye Mr. Grainger

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-Carry on !

[missmacinthorpe]

Captain Peacock: "I deplore the sight of female figures without knickers!"

[mrsslocombe]

Shedding the Load

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: Mr. Humphries, if you sit on the floor there all alone, people will start talking. Why don't you sit over there?

[missmacinthorpe]

Is It Catching?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on

[missmacinthorpe]

Peacock: "Miss Brahms, you are supposed to be buying, not selling."

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct. PCO

[mrsslocombe]

Lucas: "I can't see that being dressed up like this is going to attract customers."
Humphries: "Oh, it will! Mind you, they'll be the wrong sort.

[missmacinthorpe]

German Week

[mrsslocombe]

correct! Continue on !

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: Captain Peacock, I do not respond to any man's finger!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

A Bliss Girl

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Are you free LMSB ????

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Young Mr. Grace - "Do you speak English, my dear?"

Miss. Thorpe - "I work under Mr. Rumbold."

Young Mr. Grace - "You're doing very well, I'm sure"

[Assistant 134]

German Week

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Rach! PCO! :)

[Assistant 134]

Mr Grainger - "Light as ever on your feet, my dear."

[offthefloor]

The Clock?

[Assistant 134]

Correct OTF !!! PCO !!!

[offthefloor]

:humphries01: And there I was, about to be washed away on a tidal wave of passion, when me mother banged on the bonnet with a rolling pin and gave her a minute to get out or make an honest man of me

[missmacinthorpe]

A Bliss Girl

[mrsslocombe]

A Bliss Girl

[offthefloor]

Both of you are correct, but Missmac got there first so she gets the PCO

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe: You know how clumsy those removal men are. I'm not having them handling my pussy!

[mrsslocombe]

"The Apartment"

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: It has been my experience after 30 years in the distributive trades that customers place more trust in an honest prune than in someone desperately trying to look like Donny Osmond!

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

The Old Order Changes

[mrsslocombe]

Correct ! Continue on !

I have to say Donny looks pretty good considering he's 51 and a grandfather !

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Rumbold - "Mr. Grainger, for the 4 minutes unauthorized absence, I am deducting 25p from your pay packet, plus a further 25p for refusing to sign this book."

[offthefloor]

coffee morning?

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct offthefloor! PCO! :)

[offthefloor]

Mr. Harmon - Excuse me not knockin', Mr. Grace, but you don't hear me when I do, so I didn't think it was worth the time and effort that I did, so I didn't

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Is It Catching?

[offthefloor]

Correct PCO

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Lucas - "Blimey, I wouldn't have liked to have ridden off to the Crusades leavin' you behind. You've been out of your chastity belt before I got to Dover."

[mrsslocombe]

New Look

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct mrsslocombe! PCO! :)

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Are you free Mrsslocombe ???

[mrsslocombe]

sorry for the delay .

"I've sat here and listened to some daft things in my time, but this is the daftest thing I've ever sat here and listened to. "

[missmacinthorpe]

"Mrs. Slocombe Expects"?

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on !

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Lucas: Captain Peacock, are you sure you're not overtaxing yourself licking that pencil?

[mrsslocombe]

Anything You Can Do

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[mrsslocombe]

Mrs. Yardswick: I'm under a great strain cooking for you lot.

[Diana Yarswick]

Anything you can do?

[mrsslocombe]

Try again.
Hint: Series 8

[missmacinthorpe]

Is It Catching?

[offthefloor]

memories are made of this?

[mrsslocombe]

missmacinthrope is correct. It is "Is it Catching? "

Continue on

[missmacinthorpe]

Miss Brahms: I'm looking for Dallas, and all I'm getting is Coronation Street.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Sit Out

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Humphries - "I expect my after-shave will linger on my bill-pads for a couple of sales, and after that, nothing."

[Diana Yarswick]

The Junior!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct Diana but seeing as your enjoying yourself at Disney I shall move on with the next one.


Slocombe - "Here's one for me ... Glamourous personal assistant required for director of film company. 5,000 a year."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

HINT .... the eppy with Lady Stableforth

[Bionic Grainger]

Takeover

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct BG .... :pco:

[Bionic Grainger]

Mrs. Slocombe: Would madam kindly remove her shoe....or would you like your
grandfather to do it for you?

[mrsslocombe]

Is it Catching?

[Bionic Grainger]

That's correct - PCO

[mrsslocombe]

"What, him? Oh, no, I'd never marry him. I'd rather have Captain Peacock even if he isn't good at it."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in to keep the game going ....



Takeover

[mrsslocombe]

Correct!
Continue on !

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:graingerhead:"Bing? I always thought he'd get on after I seen him in College Rhythm."

[mrsslocombe]

New Look ?

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Correct MS, PCO !!!

[mrsslocombe]

In honor of Wendy Richard;

:brahmhead1:

MISS BRAHMS: Wouldn't it be better if he shouted up her skirt?

[offthefloor]

It Pays to Advertise

[Bionic Grainger]

It Pays To Advertise

Oops Looks like we answer at the same time - offthefloor - I defer to you

:waazup:

[mrsslocombe]

Correct offthefloor!

Continue on !

[offthefloor]

Another Miss Brahms Quote in honor of Wendy

Miss Brahms: If your brains was dynamite, you still wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off!!

[Bionic Grainger]

Strong Stuff This Insurance

[offthefloor]

Yup PCO

[Bionic Grainger]

Mr. Harman: "I'm glad I haven't got your nerve in my tooth"

[Bionic Grainger]

Mr. Harman: "I'm glad I haven't got your nerve in my tooth"

Here's a hint: Mrs. Slocombe is quite a green "beauty" in this episode.

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

It's been 3 days so I'll step in ...

Front Page Story

[Bionic Grainger]

You got it - PCO!

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

:humphries01: "I was just finishing off my dream. I dreamt there was this wild creature half man half beast galloping towards me on big black horse. I didn't know which was to turn. I was petrified till I noticed he was riding side saddle."

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

**HINT**
Fahion Show for the man and woman in the street.

:ymghead:"You mean tarts ??"

[offthefloor]

The Think Tank

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

Very good OTF, PCO !!!

[offthefloor]

Peacock: Its a note..suggesting you do something physically impossible with the suggestion box

[mrsslocombe]

The Think Tank ?

[offthefloor]

Yes indeed...tried throwing a curve ball but you were right on it mrsslocombe do carry on :yes:

[mrsslocombe]

Humphries: I once trained as an osteopath; when I got down to it, I wasn't up to it.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

It Pays to Advertise

[mrsslocombe]

Correct-continue on !

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Miss. Brahms - "What do you call it when they go all read and swell up and their eyes pop out?"

Mrs. Slocombe - "Apoploptic."

[mrsslocombe]

The Hero

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct mrsslocombe! PCO! :)

[mrsslocombe]

Peacock: Madam, I don't like the tone of your voice.
Mrs. Yardswick: I don't like the color of your moustache, but I'm learning to live with it.

[missmacinthorpe]

"Is It Catching?"

[mrsslocombe]

correct!
Continue on !

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe (to Mr. Rumbold): It must be magic being married to you.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Sit Out

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct! PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Captain Peacock - "Choose something out of the stockroom—the gent's stockroom, Mr. Humphries."

[missmacinthorpe]

Mrs. Slocombe Expects

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct missmacinthorpe! PCO! :)

[missmacinthorpe]

Mr. Rumbold: "I'm having trouble getting through to Mr. Grace."
Capt. Peacock: "Why? Is his telephone out of order?"
Mr. Rumbold: "No, his brain."

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

A Change Is As Good As A Rest

[missmacinthorpe]

Correct, LMSB. PCO.

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Mr. Grainger - "Is this one of your machinations, Mrs. Slocombe?"

Mrs. Slocombe - "I don't do machinations!"

[Bionic Grainger]

His and Hers

[LovelyMissShirleyBrahms]

Correct Bionic Grainger! PCO! :)

[Bionic Grainger]

Mrs. Slocombe: "Today's the day my pussy comes of age.":tiddles:

[Greg WibblyWobbly]

I'll step in ...

The Hero